Soylent is technology

Soylent is technology.
What does Sup Forums have against soylent?

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Get out of my board soyboy

tfw soylent isn't even available in my country

Why eat a food replacement when we still have FOOD. useless tech

chewing is too much work

I think that's gods way of telling you to move to the afterlife

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I just wish the cap was easier to remove, they hurt my hand and I have to ask my wife's boyfriend, Jamal to open it for me.

>not waiting for the contents to destabilise enough to eat through the wall of the container to facilitate easy consumption
enjoy your gains loser

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xD

why don't you keep yourself inside your containment board instead of spreading your shitty memes

Nothing, people are just misinformed and concerned they can't shoot their loads into tissues anymore after rubbing one out to their favorite hentai because
>muh isoflavones

I live off Soylent for 3 months when I went through an optimization phase
It really is an efficient way to feed yourself but sooner or later it's very unsatisfying to eat a gray sludge instead of tasty vegetables, meat, etc...

I would get some again if I had to travel to a country with questionable hygiene standards, like India, or China, where street vendors have been caught using Gutter Oil
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Backpack full of dry Soylent and bottled water.

D...d.do you have a feminine penis?

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No. I'm an actual girl. MSc in CompSci.

it boring, food is art. might as well also call urself a cubicle cuck

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>it's not meat
>meat is delicious
>it has no alcohol
>alcohol makes you feel good
>ergo, soylent must be disgusting and make you feel bad

D...d.do you have a feminine penis?

Too expensive for poor fags

Enjoy your premature death as your feeble body can't even must the strength to open another bottle.

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>the caveman's diet
I don't like soylent either heard it gives you diarrhea

I use the infowars bone broth.

It makes my dick get harder and my back hurt less.

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>What does Sup Forums have against soylent?

It's not available in my country and they don't seem to have any ambition to expand anywhere else.

Plus I think the CEO has legitimate autism.

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I'm kinda curious about it, is it seriously a meal replacement?, because I bet my ass it isn't, what kind of country would green-light a business like that?, and while we are on the note, what old the future when it comes to food?, we rarely talk about this kind of stuff, it might be nice to do it.

what about ensure?

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Those bottles enforce toxic masculinity.

xDDD i upvoted your dank meme xD

you need plant fiber to scrub your intestines.
white meat is top tier.
red is for people who work out.
soylent is for office jockeys but it doesn't matter
cause they use people as their arms

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t. seething libcuck

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just buy the bottle opener already you silly soygoy

>Backpack full of dry Soylent and bottled water.
pathethink

Expose your mammary glands or begin your departure

>tfw you blister your finger trying to open your bottle of soylent so instead you have to ask your wife's boyfriend to open them for you

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OUCH

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It's made out of people!

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>whey based protein
>healthier calorie balance
>cheaper
I only wish they use protein isolate instead of concentrate.

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Your jaw will get weak, that's why we make fun of soyboys.

>I'm an actual girl(male)

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Don't even start.

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i tried this and it gave me gas like nothing I've experienced before
otherwise not bad

Sup Forums is such a joke

Yeah that's the protein concentrate.
I fixed it by taking a combination of triple dose probiotic and bulk forming fiber supplement for 2 weeks. I'm asian, and I imagine it would be easier for white people.

Is this considered a feminine penis?

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