What is the perfect phone, Sup Forums?

What is the perfect phone, Sup Forums?

>~5.2" screen size
>fingerprint reader on back
>camera on par with pixel 2
>1440p+ OLED/AMOLED screen
>3500+mAh battery
>unlocked/unlockable bootloader
>supports flashing stock android
>no notch
>slim bezel
>metal/glass body
>6GB+ RAM
>32GB+ storage
>stereo speakers
>USB-C
>tactile buttons

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>perfect phone
won't exist until Librem 5 is pushed out

Makes calls, has a keyboard, and doesn't spy on me.

>has a keyboard, doesn't spy on me
sounds like you need a typewriter

a typewriter and carrier pigeon. there, now you have all 3

An old galaxy s5 international version with unlocked bootloader is the most closest to those described features, which even adds the removable battery on the list.

But the biggest problem is the android version, marshmallow stock is bloated as fuck and lineage OS have some hardware trouble like bad camera quaility and the very low recording volume of the microphone during calls...

The only thing close to your description is LG G5.

I have a Nexus 5X and it's pretty damn close

>ideal phone
5" or smaller display AMOLED 16x9 square corners 720p minimum 1080p max
rounded frame/back 100% plastic for max signal quality
flat glass screen, slim bezel to protect display
3GB RAM
16GB storage
two versions the sealed IP68 3600mAh and the removable no IP rating 3000 mAh
whatever chipset/cpu/gpu combination that can get 30 fps in the most popular phone game of the month while using the least power
also rear camera is housed in a heatsink connected to chipset by heatpipe/paste/solder

essentially a samsung a3 2017

>metal/glass body
Imbecile/wannabe-richfag spotted

OnePlusX

Its fucking flat, no stupid camera that pokes out a few millimetres abd fucks with my OCD.

>>~5.2" screen size
In real units, please.
>>fingerprint reader on back
Fuck no. Fingerprint readers are retarded.
>>camera on par with pixel 2
It shouldn't have any cameras.
p+ OLED/AMOLED screen
You don't a screen that good.
+mAh battery
4500.
>>unlocked/unlockable bootloader
Agree
>>supports flashing stock android
It shouldn't support Android
>>no notch
Obviously
>>slim bezel
A good bezel is fine
>>metal/glass body
Yes
GB+ RAM
That'd be plenty
GB+ storage
Expandable storage
>>stereo speakers
Also a headphone jack
>>USB-C
I guess
>>tactile buttons
A full Dvorak keyboard would be nice.

>1440p+ on a 5.2"

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>~11x6cm
>weather proof
>pyhsical QUERTY keyboard
>not too horrible camera
>entirely free software/hardware
>takes calls, messages
>calculator, torch, camera, calendar
>usb, microsd, removable battery
>enough bezel and thickness that you don't touch things just by holding the damn thing

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I recognize that bald head, that's Lecture 1A | MIT 6.001 Structure and Interpretation, 1986!

Librem 5

1440p is shit on any sub 6.5'' device.

>~5,9" screen size
>fingerprint reader on back
>camera on par with pixel 2
>1440p+ mLED screen
>3500+mAh battery
>unlocked/unlockable bootloader
>supports flashing stock android
>no notch
>almost 0 bezel
>metal body with wireless charging
>8GB+ RAM
>64GB+ storage + SD
>stereo speakers
>USB C with a good and short dongle so you can listen to music and charge
>capacitive buttons
>somehow, replaceable CPU/mobo so you can just swap every 2/3 years
>7mm or less
>NFC

>all these wrong answers

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>iOS

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gsmarena.com
enter your post as searchparameters

find a flaw

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>tfw only want a phone with removable battery

I'm not one of those doomsayer autists that wants to stop the evil gubmint from spying on me, but because that shit can really bite you in the ass after a lot of years.

it's made by the chinese

A turbo 2 if I could get software updates beyond nougat
>shatterproof screen
>3760 mAh battery, 2 day battery life
>1440p
>excellent camera
>microsd slot
>super lightweight software, close to stock aosp
>more responsive than an s8+

>What is the perfect phone, Sup Forums?

iPhone X.

>USB-C

Thunderbolt no longer has loyalties.

>unlocked/unlockable bootloader

Enjoy your malware.

>fingerprint reader on back

Use your face, gramps.

>supports flashing stock android

Use stock like a normal person.

>no notch

You'll warm up to it.

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There is no such thing as a perfect phone.

All 'phones' are already designed to track you and shill your data out to the gov.

Especially 'smartphones'.

Both Android and iOS suck. We need new OS made right

you mean Fuchsia?

But what if I'm from India?
>$1700
Fuck you

>i.MX 8 cpu
>blobs
i had high hopes user

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Was a great phone when I had it, but the camera was pretty shit.

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>blobs
Irrelevant. It was either that or a shit battery life.

>What is the perfect phone, Sup Forums?
Can't exist.
We all have different needs.