*walks towards you and the future*

*walks towards you and the future*

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Hope that cunt dies soon

>Hope that cunt dies soon
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Why do you hate Johnny Sins?

>proprietary botnet dog
disgusting

why does he wear the vest?

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back the fuck off!?!?

hide pit stains, ofc.

If we removed it, would he die?

thanks for delivering everything straight to my house so i can live the welfare neet hiki life jeff bazedos

it would be extremely bainful

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He's gonna live to 150

Hide is manletism
Makes him look buffier

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Holy shit I'm in the future!

*walks towards with bat*
*Smashed that bitch-ass robo-dog like the little propietary botnet it is*
"Nothin personel kin"
*walk away while the soyboi in the vest cries to his robomommy*
>The future may be coming, but it had better know who's boss

>he didn't walk so good!

Isn't Boston Dynamics a Google company?
What's Bozos have to do with it?

bezos is fucking jacked, this thread belongs in

*you get thrown in jail for damaging thousands of dollars worth of equipment

Softbank bought them because google had no idea what to do w/ them or what they had. Softbank is likely going to be turning a lot of their tech into automation systems that will solve problems for companies like Amazon.
I see this picture and it reminds me of how much liberal normies praise their idols.
It occurs to me how much women prostrate themselves to men w/ money/power/fame.
It reminds me of the many soyboys.
And it reminds me of the cyclical nature of tech where big corps eventually fall behind the ball or make costly miss steps and new rising tech companies eat their lunch.

No, it's not a Google company anymore.
Google sold it to the Japanese company SoftBank.

It's a pic from SXSW I think, Benzos just strolling with the dog for fun.

>tfw live in Austin but never been to sxsw because tickets are $1400

Ah, didn't know that, thank you.

Google only purchased the company so that they have the rights to the ip's, and then collects from whoever buys it afterwards. Just like web pass, nest and countless other companies Google has "acquired".

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moooaarrrrrr

They say Bezos spent millions of dollars to undergo Autism Reversal surgery. apparently it worked.

i wish i was this girl

I may sound like a fag but I'd really want to have a robotic dog like that.

*also get murdered later by the acolytes of the church of Transhumanistic Progress

He's a big guy.

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He has a ugly dick

It was sold to Softbank where Bezos is a stakeholder.

Isn't that a Boston Dynamics robot?