>hates metal and prog for being pretentious >that shit ain't rock-and-roll mang, it should be just three chords playing over a 4/4 backbeat that the kids can party to >bands like AC/DC, Kiss, and Motley Crue play basic three chord 4/4 songs about drinking, fucking, and partying >oh no, those bands are worse than Hitler >y'know what's actually better? pretentious indie rock like Sonic Youth that mostly consists of whining about Republicans
Some of his more lengthy pieces are quite interesting reads, but holy god he should never try to discuss politics. Owww, my head hurts.
Eli Myers
if you buy your music at walmart then Christgau is the man for you
Ryder Morris
Why, what happened.
Christian Lopez
He gave sonic youth shitty reviews tho
Ryder Rogers
Daily reminder
Brandon Rogers
Seen this joke before, please post better
Owen Cruz
Scaruffi is still worse. At least Xgau never talked about fucking little girls.
Hudson Hall
also backstreet boys :^)
Juan Howard
>>y'know what's actually better? pretentious indie rock like Sonic Youth Are you seriously implying that shit like Kiss is better than Sonic Youth? >that mostly consists of whining about Republicans Most of Sonic Youth's lyrics are apolitical. Youth Against Fascism is their only song that is blatantly about republicans.
Luis Green
Neither did Scruffy you idiot. Try to prove me wrong
Did a 14 year old write these lyrics? Not one of their better moments.
Alexander Cook
Scaruffi has some bizarre views but he has better taste than Christgau.
Daniel Wright
all rock is pretty shity to be honest, especially indie and prog
you know what, all music is fucking garbager
Leo Martinez
Kool Thing is a feminist propaganda song.
Jack Campbell
to be fair there was an actor super-villain crazily censoring all sorts of music at the time.
Julian Ramirez
Yeah but those two songs are the only ones they made that very blatantly promote an agenda. Everything else is either apolitical or subtle.
Carter Russell
Come on, that song isn't even that bad. It's not as if she's telling the listener to gas all men or inject your son with estrogen.
Levi Evans
Tipper Gore? Yeah even Christgau noted with puzzlement why musicians were lining up to swallow Bill Clinton's cum when his VP was the husband of their tormenter for the last 8 years.
Thomas Foster
That song was written in 1990, the world was very different back then.
Owen Rivera
The same reason feminists didn't say anything about BC being a serial rapist.
Adrian Brown
He seems to share a lot of the same problems as most music critics especially a snob disliking of bands like AC/DC with a blue collar fanbase.
Nathaniel Robinson
Yeah you'd think AC/DC would be just his kind of band, that basic three-chord barroom rawk he champions. He pretty much just wrote them off as misogynistic tripe.
Nathaniel Foster
I think it's because guys like Christgau have never been able to let go of or move past the 60s idea that rock should be some battle hymn of world revolution. They seem to have a hard time wrapping their head around the idea of rock just being good-time fun party music with huge hooks. No, everything has to be political and ah bloo bloo I hate Republicans George Bush is a stupid poopy head.