Listening to music at Uni bus stop

>Listening to music at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to new order
>she asks me if i've heard of Joy Division
>tell her "sort of"
>she kisses me on the cheek
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

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she just gave you the herp buddy

reverse the sexes and it becomes sexual harassment

kys weeb loser

tell her you'd joy her division

Did the whole bus stand up and clap?

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>playing a VN on my computer in the Study hall
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm playing
>tell her i'm playing a VN
>she asks me if i know Touhou Project
>tell her sort of
>she awoo's
awoo~

>Listening to power electronics on warehouse floor
>Bloke comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell him i'm listening to consumer electronics
>he asks if i've heard of Whitehouse
>tell him "sort of"
>he brutally forces his knob up my arse
>"WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"
>"CERTAINLY NOT RAPED!"
WHAT DID HE MEAN???

This.
You should've screamed so that the nearest 2 Chads could've held her down until the police arrived.

>listening to black metal in the forest at night
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to Ildjarn
>she asks me if i've heard of Burzum
>tell her "sort of"
>see the local church burning in the distance
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

there was this ugly girl in our high school who used to pressure me into doing things by kissing me but i'm gay so it just left me feeling weird and uncomfortable

anyway i'd forgotten all about it until now, but that was totally sexual harassment

LE MRA MEMES AMIRITE XD

DAE REVERSAL ROLES????

OMG MEN ARE SO OPPRESSED

>>>/tumblr/

>listening to plunderphonics while at MIT
>Girl comes up and asks what I'm listening to
>tell her I'm listening to dj shadow
>she asks me if I've heard of The Avalanches
>tell her "sort of"
>she tells me to lie down on the couch
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

Nice

You okay there body?

Kek'd hard desu

slow wednesday

>sitting on the bus listening to King Crimson with my earbuds on
>no one comes up to me
>I cry myself to sleep

Beautiful, beautiful

its still sexual harassment though regardless of the sexes

the difference is, OP posts on Sup Forums (meaning he's lonely), so he's beyond happy to get any female attention

are you lonely too

we can be friends if you want

you don't exist

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>Listening to some post-rock at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to mogwai
>she asks me if i've heard of Godspeed You! Black Emperors
>tell her "sort of"
>she said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
>she grabbed my hand, and we fell into it like a daydream, or a fever

rude

it means she's a tumblr, and should be avoided at all costs.

i like this one

>Touhou
>VN

why do tumblr girls like joy division, nirvana ect?

>touhou
hi Sup Forums

>Be on bus
>Some guy walks up to me and stands next to me
>Smells awful
>Shoves his phone in my face
>ignore
>asks me if I know some band
>Tell him not really
>He says I have Shit taste
>Runs away crying
>Mfw it was Anthony fantano

>Chillin' on quad bench outside gym enjoying nice weather and trees turning colors
>Girl from class comes up to me
>Hey user, what're you listening to?
>Ummm... just some music to get me in the mood for the gym later
>Wow, smart! What do you listen to?
>Uhhhh... you know, just some old stuff.
>Can I hear?
>Sure.
youtube.com/watch?v=iKCv1HtjMbI
>her face

Then she started getting nervous and said she was "so incredibly sorry" for "interrupting me".

No girl can measure up the original "waifu"

she probably thought you were gay and shes a fag hag desu

That's /jp/, dummy.

yeah sure mate that totally happened

what the fuck, fuck you man

goddamnit...

>Listening to music at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
>she asks me if i've heard of Anne Frank
>tell her "sort of"
>she gives me a tomato
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????

This.

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It's only sexual harassment if the chick isn't aroused.

>"playing" a VN

THAT'S ADORABLE

she's 'not like the other girls'

enjoy being her emotional tampon

>at class in the beginning of the semester
>we were doing ice breakers to get to know the people who sat next to us
>girl next to me was a huge fan of the smiths
>mfw i pretended not to know so i don't have to talk to her
dodged that bullet

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because they had a cool looking t-shirt design : ^ )

>Listening to music at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to Big Pun
>she asks me if i've heard of Twinz
>tell her "sort of"
>she says "READY FOR WAR, JOE? HOW YOU WANNA BLOW THE SPOT?"
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!??!?!?!?

kek

ha gay

it means SHE'S A SLUT DUDE
EVERY COLLEGE GIRL IS A SLUT BUDDY
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PUSSY
FAGGOT

holy fuck this is great