/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin EP incoming
-Zoe has at least one more p4k article pitchfork.com/thepitch/1178-how-hillary-clinton-and-bernie-sanders-tap-into-the-power-of-the-playlist/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Dead Sara, Band Of Horses, Bangups, Case/Lang/Veirs, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever

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This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

>>/65549926/

this will probably get shit on here but do you guys know of any other writers besides Ian who labels have ins with?

whoopsies tehe!!

pitchfork.com/news/65994-pitchfork-presents-the-sunday-review/

oshit

thread should also stand with troy ave, IMO

who's hyped for p4k threads seven days a week now?

Who's bullying bae?

maybe a year ago i would have been hype, but these threads are such a nonevent now

it's a slow period right now. the swans review will bring a lot of people back.

>pitchfork.com/news/65994-pitchfork-presents-the-sunday-review/
>pitchfork doing something not shitty and gay for once

yeah but even after swans there'll be nothing for a while. this year has been too front-loaded.

Is anyone else hyped for pic related? It's so much better than fucking Mirage Rock.

NEW ZOE REVIEW LADS

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Garbage 7.0 by ZOE CAMP
Speedy Ortiz 7.2 by Quinn Moreland
Floorplan 6.8 by Kevin Lozano
Margaret Glaspy 7.7 by Jonathan Bernstein

sorry, brother, but there is video of him actually shooting. plus it's not a fake tumblr pr rape.

Holy shit you're right.

we're not really doing this thread on saturday night's are we? just one album being reviewed doesn't seem sustainable

we get to make these threads for free now, so yeah, there'll be a sunday night thread.

>Garbage 7.0 by ZOE CAMP
garbage reviewing garbage desu