/metal/ general: the shitposting never ends edition

/metal/ general: the shitposting never ends edition

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hi

black metal suave

post your 3 favorite albums of all time and be judged

the mantle
sad wings of destiny
black future

black metal sucks

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dmshareguy leaving was the best thing to happen to /metal/

>all of the proge/buttmetal fags mostly left because they didn't have a tripfag to back them up
>weebs can finally circlejerk their j-thrash, grind and power in peace without a tripfag spamming his j-djent
>the decline of tripfags who were useless shits who did nothing but argue

RIFF GOD

the shitposting never ends edition

Body Riddle
Disintegration
Heaven or Las Vegas

that one time /metal/ was funny

Post good thrash

>smalltits negress
get this filth out of here

deathcore.

u.pomf.is/enfvsh.mp3

one of better songs off the album lads

you first

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This one is much better.

black metal
unblack metal

What's the better crappy cgi massive robot battle video?

youtube.com/watch?v=GgxcvmkPD-I

youtube.com/watch?v=lonWy8Gbn0o

Also post more if there are any.

I only recently just got back here after several months, when did he leave?

He had a temper tantrum because somebody called him a cuck and started ranting about how he hated Sup Forums. He embarrased himself so much that he was never seen again after that.

he had a bit of a meltdown because of cuckposting

Really? That's kind of surprising, he seemed level headed to me. I mean I don't hate the guy but I won't really miss him posting all that shit djent yeah.

>What's the better crappy cgi massive robot battle video?
Slightly less crappy cgi monster hunt perhaps?
youtube.com/watch?v=2Rx_AA5GfNE

Maybe he just removed his trip and is still posting here? Also I didn't embarrass myself.

Does anybody have screenshots of this? I kinda want to see it

Median age of this thread: 15

Black metal? Sweet!

kek

>he seemed level headed to me

That's not the whole story

Some user posted a video by coverkillnation when he compared the presidential candidates to genres of music. It sparked a huge off-topic shit-fest of Sup Forums crossposters leaking into /metal/. One thing led to another and dmshareguy exploded into a bit of autistic fuccboi rage

Somebody post the "You fascists are subhuman. I would take pleasure in killing you." pic

>tfw I'm 21 and I'm still listening to metal almost exclusively

End me

Let's find out:

strawpoll.me/10457678

bumpin for this

>26
>virgin
>never moved out
>social science major
>favorite genre is power

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All I've ever seen him get mad about is the environment, other than that he just seemed chill to me desu. His taste in weeb music left a lot to be desired though.

>tfw turning 22 next month

Where did we fail?

I feel for you brother. I am also a virgin, and I dropped out of college. Somehow I do manage to do a lot of drugs though so at least I have that going for me.

Being born

24
metal exclusive
virgin
also best poster in these threads

Do you like DMU?

I'm literally responsible for 80% of content and memes here, kid

how old are you, wise master?

49

It was a slow strenuous thing.

/metal/ was getting fed up with his bullshit because he was trying to make a safespace for shitty djent, proge, metalcore and deathcore to the point newfags spilling over from Sup Forums were unironically discussing pop metalcore with him.
Weebs in /metal/ were getting fed up with his bullshit because he'd bump into their j-thrash/power/grind/death discussions with shitty j-proge and djent.

People started spamming him with insults until he eventually just broke.

For his last week, he stopped discussing metal altogether and instead only posted to call people out when Sup Forums memes and words started spilling over. He'd derail entire threads with autistically written out paragraphs of leftist bullshit thinking he was changing people's opinions. On his final day he just snapped and started shitposting and saying he'd kill "all fascists" and shit.

Official /metal/ survey

>Age
>Nationality
>Ethnicity
>Education
>Major
>Profession
>Martial status
>Favorite genre of metal
>Least favorite genre of metal
>Favorite band
>Least favorite band
>Favorite album
>Least favorite album
>Favorite /metal/ meme
>Least favorite /metal/ meme
>Best tripfag
>Worst tripfag

Dont be a pussy.
>still listening to metal almost exclusively
And dont be stupid. Evolve, while staying true to your roots. 37 here, teaching my neighbours appreciate the Destroyer 666 right now.

I think the problem with being a tripfag is that you can't shitpost or people will shit on you constantly. That means that you don't get an outlet for the compulsion to post ridiculous things and they'll keep building up inside you until you finally snap

Yeah I don't have a problem still listening to metal my man. And my tastes are evolving constantly, I just don't have as much time to listen to music as I once did. And Destroyer 666 is the shit

>Björn "Speed" Strid
>Vektor
>Gojira

Everyone who partakes in this survey is a poseur par excellence.

whatever i got nothing else to do~

>Age
23
>Nationality
representative of yuropoors
>Ethnicity
white boi
>Education
electrician & studied music programming on open university
>Profession
no job atm
>Martial status
been on aikido & judo
>Favorite genre of metal
grunge and j-rock are pretty cool i´ve had fun times in the audience
>Least favorite genre of metal
whatever nickelback is supposed to be. also fuck punk
>Favorite band
Iron Maiden, Toto, Blink 182, Green Day, Linkin Park when it still was rock instead of EDM Pop etc
>Least favorite band
Fuck nickelback and neutral milk hotel
>Favorite album
Back Somewhere In Time & Delta by Work Drugs
>Favorite /metal/ meme
fuck memes
>Best tripfag
fuck namefags

shut it down

>poseur par excellence
What did he mean by this?

>I'LL
>KILL
>YOUUUU

that riff that starts towards the end is one of the best OSPM riffs of all time

Man, this is some next level shit. It's too autistic to be real but the fact that you filled the survey whether ironic or not means that you're also too autistic to be real so the numbers seem to work out in favour of this being sincere.

man the new virus album is pretty fucking good
fuck your memes
meme you all to hell

ultimate poseur

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poseur

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/par_excellence

>everyone here hating on alabama shakes

baka

thanks captain obvious

you forgot the posters who complain but dont try to fix it

I really need more album covers of japanese cartoon girls being torn apart in my life desu

You guys are depressing me.
Post gothic metal
youtube.com/watch?v=fJ078xkH5sQ&list=PLC7938E34F53EA1A5

>waaah why is no one posting quality content?
>waaaaaah I better post how shitty this place is instead of contributing, that'll show these shitposters!

youtube.com/watch?v=_y0PMsacTOY

Is this gothic metal?

The Janitors have really been on point today. Deleting complaints about content, surveys, dude weed lmao, the list goes on

is this how kissless virgins insult each other? lol

besides you´re already in Sup Forums if you fear mental disorders that much go back to facebook :^)

Was this the heaviest thing to come out of metal at 1983?

youtube.com/watch?v=ep_NAa2ttM8

wew lad

If only policy allowed for vektor and gojira posts to be deleted

youtube.com/watch?v=nTjU98pUi2k
Surprisingly decent symphoshit

Gism is hardcore, senpai.

Yeah, gothic/industrial it seems

gism has more metal riffs than hardcore riffs in their discog. there's not a single hardcore moment in that song.

next time you wanna pretend to be smarter dont reply with a fucking retarded meme

anyone wanna guess these

the dmsharecuck meltdown thread was /metal/'s funniest moment

GISM were known for being one of the first bands to combine metal with hardcore lad. Even then, their riffing style is essentially metal and barely punk at all. They have far more in common with traditional and heavy metal riffing than say hardcore or crust riffing.
youtube.com/watch?v=PldQtVr1rXA

Piece of Mind

yup

What about that black metal tv show thing

>we will never go back to the days where we just memed our boys

rbt.asia/mu/thread/S63262617#p63266406

why live

Probably the greatest collective achievement of this general

>that link
were they doing blackened power before black metal or power metal was a thing?

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>this happened almost a year ago

holy shit

not that funny, more cringe 2bh

>riff fags actually believe that riffs decide the genre

you're what's wrong with this general
obsessive homoerotic our boy memeing is leagues ahead of modern day /meal/ memes

Nah lad, power metal was already around since the early 80s. That song's from 87.
But they were doing black metal as early as 84 under the disguise of really extreme crust.

Any of you faggots heading to Hellfest?

Hellhammer's first demo came out in 83

i don't like the modern memes either faggot, but this cutesy "mai husbando" nu-male bullshit is awful please keep that shit out of /metal/

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