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This is a thinly veiled viral marketing thread by Will. How can you retards fall for this so hard?

Report and ignore this furry faggot.

Will, you need to stay of Sup Forums we dont like you and your furry shit, either go to Sup Forums or tumblr you faggot

what the fuck is happening to this thread I'm so confused

What a godawful artist. My dad loves Young Forever for some reason. Good for him for knowing about it but come on.

How do you know that?

Well, I'd like to thank Sup Forums for helping me figure out who's #1 in less than 20 minutes. I almost spent that much time trying to figure it out earlier today and the closest I got was Aphex Twin at 110. Too bad about that redesign, I shoulda realized it was alphabetical early on when it was Broken Social Scene that prompted my original search and they were in the 400's.

Night night.

The OP is Will from the band Car Seat Headrest. He asked a completely asinine question about the "earliest" artist on pitchfork (despite the fact that the site was recently redesigned) while attempting to casually name drop his band and the fact he's playing at a shitty festival.

Will has been spamming his album here for years and for some reason is still doing it.

This.
Fuck P4K and fuck CSH.

If this is alphabetical, then why is Aaliyah only 10601?

Because the index number likely isn't changed every time a new artist is added to the database. The first ~5000-10000 were probably automatically added from an older version of the site when they upgraded.