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/metal/ general: Fresh Prince ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid edition

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can Bjorn be stopped?

first for black metal fucking sucks

IS THERE ANY GOOD METAL OUT THERE WITH NO VOCALS, I ENJOY BANDS LIKE MINISTRY(OLD ALBUMS) AND REVENGE BUT I CANT STAND HEARING PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM A SHUT IN LOSER oh sorry about caps i dont feel like retyping this

doesn't will smith's wife play in a nu metal band or something?

he's too speedy

what's the current /meal/ flavor of the month? i think vektor came out a month ago, so we need some fresher memes

Bongripper and Earth are god tier.

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Does anyone actually think that it is remotely amusing or clever to keep shitting out this meme?

that pics a great help, thanks!

i only check this general once every 2 months to see if it's as terrible as it was last time

and it always is

I don't think you understand this place, or memes in general.

Why did I not know about this until now holy shit

Oh so it's actually her

arctopus is shit

welcome 2 Sup Forums

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We keep telling you to leave and you keep sulking back. You're shit.

Why is it shit? I've been meaning to give it a listen for a while now and have heard a lot of good things about it.

way too wanky

big stinky fuck boy

I've seen your musical taste. You're not in a position to say what's shit.

>big stinky fuck boy
You are literally a child.

but im gonna do it anyway though, does that make you mad?

No, it makes me think less of you. As does your reposes to criticism. You present yourself as pathetic.

You're pathetic

>way too wanky
the wank is the only good thing about it though

You're not exactly proving me wrong here. This whole thing makes you seem immature and unintelligent.

THIS BITCHES THOUGHT YOU WAS CUTE TIL YOU SHOWED YOUR TRIP LIKE
DAMN RIGHT SHITPOST RIGHT THROUGH IT

how do you mean?

how did Killjoy become famous? literally the worst dm vocalist I've ever heard.

drhair isn't the worst trip but he's just like a class clown that doesn't realize no one finds him funny anymore

plus he almost never talks about metal in any important way

well how do you mean it's too much wank?

post illegal tin cans

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It's like borderline avant garde with how many time signatures are in one song.

I was never trying to be funny in the first place. Someone told me I wasn't cool enough to be in their super secret underground metal club but I'm here anyway. The fact that that triggers some sort of reaction in said someone is not my fault.

Would "Bubble Butt Sluts" be a catchy band name?

> borderline avant garde with how many time signatures are in one song
And this is bad how? This is too much wank how exactly?

is this a goregrind band?

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No you weren't trying to be funny. You were trying to be an annoying little shit and you succeeded. Well done.

No one wants you here because you don't contribute, and you act like a childish asshole.

Yeah, we're gonna do grind with a bit of J-Pop influence

Finally gave this a proper listen and was pretty blown away.
Now I have to ask, are there any bands that could be considered kraut-metal? Hama is a fuckin jam

I just don't hear anything that really stands out among all the different shit that happens in each song. I suppose it's that it's not memorable or exceptional to me. Someone who likes that mathy prog type stuff might like it. But even then it's pretty extreme

sounds cool user

yea is p gud

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More like this please

How weeb are you going to go here son

And now you are acting like an adult. You are typing well thought out criticisms and being moderate.

If you were like this all the time, people would actually want you here.

Aluk Todolo is literally blackened krautrock

We don't want the Sup Forums audience, if that's what you're implying
In simplest, unrealized terms, imagine Pig Destroyer + the Berserk anime theme song

That sounds decently interesting

That sounds sick, thanks

keep fighting the good fight user

This is the most cancerous video/comment section I've seen all week

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You should cover anime OPs with your goregrind aesthetic

(You)

What does he listen to?

candlemass

entry level meme metal, like you

What metal bands do Chads like?

Metallica, Pantera, FFDP, Slipknot some Meshuggah maybe. Grooveshit.

Can confirm. My chad friend likes all of those except Meshuggah.

imagine a playlist of exclusively Breaking Benjamin and 5FDP on repeat, forever

NIN, but mostly their more electronic albums

of mice and men

not been in for a few weeks lads, how we doing?

Just a reminder that war metal is the cancer killing the underground and Caladan Brood is an inferior clone of Summoning.

Just a reminder no one cares

scenefags =/= chads
Chads are incapable of self-loathing

Demolition Hammer is killing live.
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James Reilly looks like a crazy hobo. He sounds drunk when singing Downwind Death (43:50)

My country just won Copa America. Metal for this feel?

HOW CAN YOUUUU

HINDER THAT WHICH EMBRACES STRATEGIES AGAINST IT

Literally no one was talking about Caladan Brood until you bought it up

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOUVE DONE

just finished conquering dystopia, i think im in love

did anyone else think for years this album cover was a guy standing in a big plate glass skyscraper window looking over a city?

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I liked it better than way tbqh

Post power metal
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I believe more nu metal is bearable to non english speaking people because you can ignore the lyrics more easily

>implying numetal isn't dank as fuck anyway

How fuckin tall is björn

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Of course, but without the lyrics it's a little more bearable.

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker.

its just one of those days

if you guys don't stop posting gay pleb numetal I'm gonna take a chainsaw

Dude, I didn't sleep since I woke up so give me a break

What else are you going to do if don't stop posting gay pleb numetal?

A Motherfucking chainsaw? What are you going to do with that?

Why aren't you a pagan yet, /meal/?

I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie.

Honestly I might just have to skin your ass raw, if my day keeps going this way

I am

Too much charity work although the bake sales are ok.

oh, so wait, the line makes sense in context?

I thought it was just stupid so we memed it

Because Satan is my master

One time I found out my record player I had for years was playing everything about a half step too high/fast. My entire music collection was a lie.

No you aren't

You are wrong, fucked, and overrated

One time I realized an album that I thought had ended abruptly in what seemed mid-song for dramatic purposes actually had just been corrupted in download. There was an entire 5 more minutes of song.

I liked the shortened version.

Well I'm not in the catholic church anymore and adopted Buddhism so I am a pagan.
You goddamn fucker.