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Honestly I might just have to skin your ass raw, if my day keeps going this way

I am

Too much charity work although the bake sales are ok.

oh, so wait, the line makes sense in context?

I thought it was just stupid so we memed it

Because Satan is my master

One time I found out my record player I had for years was playing everything about a half step too high/fast. My entire music collection was a lie.

No you aren't

You are wrong, fucked, and overrated

One time I realized an album that I thought had ended abruptly in what seemed mid-song for dramatic purposes actually had just been corrupted in download. There was an entire 5 more minutes of song.

I liked the shortened version.

Well I'm not in the catholic church anymore and adopted Buddhism so I am a pagan.
You goddamn fucker.