/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Wildflower is out. Thoughts?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever

Other urls found in this thread:

pitchfork.com/news/66469-the-pitchfork-guide-to-upcoming-releases-summer-2016/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Tonight's thread is dedicated to noko & sage
May he return to us soon

Logic 5.4 incoming

it doesn't need more than a day to digest that album

I gave Dead Sara a 8.9 BNM on my RYM

This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.

>Zoe gave Swans a .1 lower score than p4k
where were you the first time your waifu broke your heart?

Will Bat For Lashes get BNM or is the whole Sexwitch thing still make her too problematic to support?

Did someone order the rare Zoe?

me on the right

y'all are lucky that I'm tipsy and sleep-deprived; here's your damn #rarezoe and

NO i will not show feet bc i'm secretly part birb and i've got some talons : /

...what

fugggggg

i'm gonna jerk off till my foreskin peels off tonight

Z0e i know ur here

death to good content guy

fuq
what was it?
repost pic

lel she left for fucking SPIN? it's more of a sinking ship than p4k is tbhfam

y'all are lucky that I'm tipsy and sleep-deprived. here's your damn #rarezoe and for the last time I don't have feet, I have talons, so stop asking bc it makes me insecure

reminder that zoe-posting ruined these threads

Zoe gave life to these shit threads

gib me job at SPIN or Pitchfork (if you still have any pull there) plox

cropped the picture so ppl wouldn't bully me for using itunes

i'm not with spin full time. i do features for them, pitchfork, and other places freelance bc I was bored w/ news and didn't want to work at wtc

meet us half way
just post the soles pls

knock it off. "she" is nothing special. dark bags. looks like jesse eisenberg. lez. pls.

literally, kill yourself

don't be weird

treat her like any other user: with contempt and disgust

One more f a m

So these are all the albums that came out July 1 and are on AllMusic's New Releases list. No Maxwell yet, and they say the new Avalanches is out July 8, so you'll have to wait a week for that. Everything else on the New Releases list either didn't come out July 1 or is a reissue of something I couldn't give a shit less about.

So... who's getting it tonight?

I am always with you, my friend. Happy to return for a Zoe thread.

>implying i don't want to see your soles either

Is she, dare I say it, drunk?

What's she doing here?
why does she shout at that dog?

Snoop Dogg - Coolaid?

>she will never sit on your face with such gusto that you'll be able to clean her lower intestine with your tongue
any music for this feel?

I didn't know he had something coming out. We'll see what AllMusic does with it, if anything

>using itunes
jesus FUCKING christ

Pitbull - Mami Mami ft. Fuego

good to see you, my faithful shitposter. I admire your diligence

not really; I'm having a jack and coke to pregame this DJ night i got roped into; was just downloading some stuff off today's sharethread for my subway ride and figured, "what the hell"

On a similar note, I'm running late so I should probably get going. it's fitting that devin will be there. maybe I can convince him to say hi. Later

bye i love you

Mu I haven't listened to much music this year so I'll ask what IS the album of the year so far

fuck before I go one more request. I know someone on this thread is my fb friend and one of these days i'm going to figure out who you are, you mook

pic related, until Dear Tommy comes out anyway

...

You'll never catch me.

Yg - Still Brazy

the posters count isn't going up. this is embarrassing.

I'm glad to see you here again senpai

>Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
Yes. The record came today.

Maxwell is getting a 9.2 in approximately 25 minutes

>yfw I get to drink with Zoe all night at a dying shit hole bar while you guys wait around for yet ANOTHER 8.1 cuck score

My numbers decide the score Wildflower will get

Am I the only one here 6 nights a week?
It'd be cool to know I'm conversing with regulars in here every night.

WILDFLOWER 66095341.0 AOTY 2016

This album is better than everyone seems to realize

Digits be wildflower REAL score

WILDFLOWER 66095382.0 AOTY 2016 HOLY SHIT PITCHFORK

FFS, Wildlfower ain't gonna be reviewed.

>rat face man is breathing the same air as my gf right now
I LITERALLY can't wait till Cole ODs and you have to work at a Macy's desu

i still listen to Is the Is Are semi-regularly

me senpai

Still too low
Cheggum

what about new metronomy?

Nothing on that either, but it looks like it's not coming out til the 8th anyway

Fuck no. I liked the album but it wasn't great. P4K didn't even give any BNT to the singles. They will definitely review it tonight, but it will probably be in 7s. Maybe 6s if they hate it. For the sake of prediction, I say it will be 7.6.

No, that came out today. They will not like it, trust me. Probably in 6s or 5s.

My predictions:

>Bat For Lashes - The Bride: 7.6
>Metronomy - Summer 08: 6.2
>The Julie Ruin - Hit Reset: 7.9
>GOGGS - GOGGS 7.7

Condolences, brother.

pitchfork.com/news/66469-the-pitchfork-guide-to-upcoming-releases-summer-2016/
This should help with picking albums they want to review

Am I the only one who really doesn't care too much about Pitchfork but just loves the regular and committed community of these threads? People seem to stick around because it's building up to something.

Notice they listed Wildflower under the July 8th releases. Y'all gotta wait a little bit

...so is this EVERYTHING they plan on reviewing? Can I just mark everything else on my chart "BITCHFORK"? (I won't, btw)

noko and dev return plus possible zoe post
bless this thread

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

You're a good person.

DESIIGNER BTFO

...

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Desiigner 4.7 BTFO by Matthew Ramirez
Nice as Fuck 6.6 by Evan Rytlewski
Look Mexico 7.4 by Ian Cohen
SunPath 7.6 by Benjamin Scheim

>possible zoe post
she said she would summon davin and he came

Nice As Fuck 6.6?

>On New English, he sounds like the last five years of hip-hop watered down.

Eek. Ramirez with the slam

>But there’s nothing you can do here to redeem this material—which is maybe why it’s stuffed with a needlessly lush intro and several interludes, a consummate filler move so Tidal users could enjoy strings in high-def.

holy shit. its a hit job.

>yfw Zoe and Devin are belittling and making fun of us right now

I wish Zoe would make fun of me irl.

push me down so i'd fall on mud and then pin me down and """force""" my mouth open and spit in it while i pretended to hate it.

is the desiigner meme finally over

>Desiigner - 4.7
Jeeeeeezus.

I'm laughing at the very idea of them wasting their time discussing a thread on a mongolian sewing board
also nice DFW pic

DESIIGNER LITERALLY BTFO

R.I.P. HIS NONEXISTENT POTENTIAL

just how bad is Desiigner if the pile of ass garbage in pic related managed a 7.6 (courtesy of Meaghan Garvey r.i.p. in pieces)

What's zoes twitter.

twitter.com/dogboner

jzcamp

hope to see you all tomorrow, hyped to read simon reynolds on pulp

>meaghan garvey

You just answered your own question.

>pulp
ugh, really?