Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Wildflower is out. Thoughts? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches. -/p4k/ forever
Tonight's thread is dedicated to noko & sage May he return to us soon
Jose Gonzalez
Logic 5.4 incoming
it doesn't need more than a day to digest that album
Mason Lopez
I gave Dead Sara a 8.9 BNM on my RYM
Blake Cook
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Mason Gutierrez
>Zoe gave Swans a .1 lower score than p4k where were you the first time your waifu broke your heart?
Brandon Campbell
Will Bat For Lashes get BNM or is the whole Sexwitch thing still make her too problematic to support?
Eli Baker
Did someone order the rare Zoe?
Tyler Sanders
me on the right
Benjamin King
y'all are lucky that I'm tipsy and sleep-deprived; here's your damn #rarezoe and
NO i will not show feet bc i'm secretly part birb and i've got some talons : /
Cooper Gray
...what
Adrian Price
fugggggg
i'm gonna jerk off till my foreskin peels off tonight
Eli Thompson
Z0e i know ur here
Jace Rivera
death to good content guy
Jordan Fisher
fuq what was it? repost pic
Luke Roberts
lel she left for fucking SPIN? it's more of a sinking ship than p4k is tbhfam
Gavin Bennett
y'all are lucky that I'm tipsy and sleep-deprived. here's your damn #rarezoe and for the last time I don't have feet, I have talons, so stop asking bc it makes me insecure
Zachary Wood
reminder that zoe-posting ruined these threads
Noah Gomez
Zoe gave life to these shit threads
Angel Reyes
gib me job at SPIN or Pitchfork (if you still have any pull there) plox
Caleb Clark
cropped the picture so ppl wouldn't bully me for using itunes
i'm not with spin full time. i do features for them, pitchfork, and other places freelance bc I was bored w/ news and didn't want to work at wtc
Ian Ramirez
meet us half way just post the soles pls
Easton Johnson
knock it off. "she" is nothing special. dark bags. looks like jesse eisenberg. lez. pls.
Daniel Nguyen
literally, kill yourself
Austin Ward
don't be weird
treat her like any other user: with contempt and disgust
William Diaz
One more f a m
Carson Robinson
So these are all the albums that came out July 1 and are on AllMusic's New Releases list. No Maxwell yet, and they say the new Avalanches is out July 8, so you'll have to wait a week for that. Everything else on the New Releases list either didn't come out July 1 or is a reissue of something I couldn't give a shit less about.
So... who's getting it tonight?
Elijah Gutierrez
I am always with you, my friend. Happy to return for a Zoe thread.
Camden Scott
>implying i don't want to see your soles either
David Ortiz
Is she, dare I say it, drunk?
Jack Young
What's she doing here? why does she shout at that dog?
Grayson Gutierrez
Snoop Dogg - Coolaid?
Ryan Miller
>she will never sit on your face with such gusto that you'll be able to clean her lower intestine with your tongue any music for this feel?
Noah Brown
I didn't know he had something coming out. We'll see what AllMusic does with it, if anything
Elijah Reed
>using itunes jesus FUCKING christ
Asher Cox
Pitbull - Mami Mami ft. Fuego
Zachary Smith
good to see you, my faithful shitposter. I admire your diligence
not really; I'm having a jack and coke to pregame this DJ night i got roped into; was just downloading some stuff off today's sharethread for my subway ride and figured, "what the hell"
On a similar note, I'm running late so I should probably get going. it's fitting that devin will be there. maybe I can convince him to say hi. Later
Angel Harris
bye i love you
Carson Robinson
Mu I haven't listened to much music this year so I'll ask what IS the album of the year so far
William Hughes
fuck before I go one more request. I know someone on this thread is my fb friend and one of these days i'm going to figure out who you are, you mook
William Cox
pic related, until Dear Tommy comes out anyway
Luke Bennett
...
Oliver White
You'll never catch me.
Jeremiah Flores
Yg - Still Brazy
Ryan Stewart
the posters count isn't going up. this is embarrassing.
Luis Walker
I'm glad to see you here again senpai
Jose Ramirez
>Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY? Yes. The record came today.
Connor Hall
Maxwell is getting a 9.2 in approximately 25 minutes
Luke Thompson
>yfw I get to drink with Zoe all night at a dying shit hole bar while you guys wait around for yet ANOTHER 8.1 cuck score
Charles Carter
My numbers decide the score Wildflower will get
Anthony Rodriguez
Am I the only one here 6 nights a week? It'd be cool to know I'm conversing with regulars in here every night.
Cameron Smith
WILDFLOWER 66095341.0 AOTY 2016
Austin Parker
This album is better than everyone seems to realize
>rat face man is breathing the same air as my gf right now I LITERALLY can't wait till Cole ODs and you have to work at a Macy's desu
Ian Reyes
i still listen to Is the Is Are semi-regularly
me senpai
Asher Gray
Still too low Cheggum
Christopher Murphy
what about new metronomy?
Gavin Watson
Nothing on that either, but it looks like it's not coming out til the 8th anyway
Ayden Jenkins
Fuck no. I liked the album but it wasn't great. P4K didn't even give any BNT to the singles. They will definitely review it tonight, but it will probably be in 7s. Maybe 6s if they hate it. For the sake of prediction, I say it will be 7.6.
Samuel Ramirez
No, that came out today. They will not like it, trust me. Probably in 6s or 5s.
Cooper Thomas
My predictions:
>Bat For Lashes - The Bride: 7.6 >Metronomy - Summer 08: 6.2 >The Julie Ruin - Hit Reset: 7.9 >GOGGS - GOGGS 7.7
Am I the only one who really doesn't care too much about Pitchfork but just loves the regular and committed community of these threads? People seem to stick around because it's building up to something.
Robert Lopez
Notice they listed Wildflower under the July 8th releases. Y'all gotta wait a little bit
...so is this EVERYTHING they plan on reviewing? Can I just mark everything else on my chart "BITCHFORK"? (I won't, btw)
Ayden Cruz
noko and dev return plus possible zoe post bless this thread
Sebastian Ortiz
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Landon Wood
You're a good person.
Ryder Stewart
DESIIGNER BTFO
Josiah Wilson
...
Daniel Bennett
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Desiigner 4.7 BTFO by Matthew Ramirez Nice as Fuck 6.6 by Evan Rytlewski Look Mexico 7.4 by Ian Cohen SunPath 7.6 by Benjamin Scheim
Anthony White
>possible zoe post she said she would summon davin and he came
Evan Long
Nice As Fuck 6.6?
Colton Carter
>On New English, he sounds like the last five years of hip-hop watered down.
Eek. Ramirez with the slam
Jayden Reyes
>But there’s nothing you can do here to redeem this material—which is maybe why it’s stuffed with a needlessly lush intro and several interludes, a consummate filler move so Tidal users could enjoy strings in high-def.
holy shit. its a hit job.
Bentley Adams
>yfw Zoe and Devin are belittling and making fun of us right now
Christopher Wright
I wish Zoe would make fun of me irl.
push me down so i'd fall on mud and then pin me down and """force""" my mouth open and spit in it while i pretended to hate it.
Michael Clark
is the desiigner meme finally over
Dominic Anderson
>Desiigner - 4.7 Jeeeeeezus.
Josiah Price
I'm laughing at the very idea of them wasting their time discussing a thread on a mongolian sewing board also nice DFW pic
Liam Anderson
DESIIGNER LITERALLY BTFO
R.I.P. HIS NONEXISTENT POTENTIAL
Hudson Morgan
just how bad is Desiigner if the pile of ass garbage in pic related managed a 7.6 (courtesy of Meaghan Garvey r.i.p. in pieces)
James Lee
What's zoes twitter.
Asher Nguyen
twitter.com/dogboner
Elijah Anderson
jzcamp
Joseph Thompson
hope to see you all tomorrow, hyped to read simon reynolds on pulp