When will they fuck?
When will they fuck?
Dylan Phillips
Jaxon Richardson
never b/c Bjork is a goddess and Yorke looks like a mole rat
Kayden Mitchell
bjork yorke
Caleb Perez
Once Bowie is resurrected.
Daniel Foster
>implying Thom is physically able to have sex anymore
Cameron Ward
Once Hunter releases his new album.
Elijah Russell
...
Robert Hill
shit. he barely made it.
David Foster
He has a machine do it. I worked at a hotel they stayed in for the King of Limbs tour and they had some assistants wheel some huge contraction into the building. Thom was staying in a suite on a high up floor, so they needed to use an elevator for it. The manager had me escort them onto a special staff elevator to transport bigger objects up the hotel. So, they wheel this big metal machine onto the elevator, and I push the bottom for the floor. I noticed the word 'Rachel' carved unto a plate attached to it and asks one of the guys what this thing is.
'Ehhh, Mr. Yorke been having some problem with the ole in-n-out, ya know? Home life ain't the best now.'
Somewhat terrified, I helped them wheel it out of the elevator shaft to the room. One of the guys tripped and the contraption ran into a wall and turned on. Loud whirring sounds and and Aphex Twin song started to fill the hallway. The machine shook and an arm shot out with what I can only describe as the most scary looking synthetic vagina I have ever seen.
One of the guys yells, 'Oi, fuck! It's loose! Get Thom on the telly!' The machines shaking around and the arm is smashing the walls. Soon one of the guys sets his phone on loudspeaker, and sure enough, I hear Thom bark something in a foreign language. The machine quiets down and retracts back to its original form. The assistants apologized and wheeled it into Thom's suite.
Later that night I heard the machine again along with the sound of a man wailing in agony. Thom Yorke and the Radioheads will not be staying in this hotel again, that's for sure.
Ryan Lee
>not a pasta
halp