When will they fuck?
When will they fuck?
Dylan Phillips
Jaxon Richardson
never b/c Bjork is a goddess and Yorke looks like a mole rat
Kayden Mitchell
bjork yorke
Caleb Perez
Once Bowie is resurrected.
Daniel Foster
>implying Thom is physically able to have sex anymore
Cameron Ward
Once Hunter releases his new album.
Elijah Russell
...
Robert Hill
shit. he barely made it.
David Foster
He has a machine do it. I worked at a hotel they stayed in for the King of Limbs tour and they had some assistants wheel some huge contraction into the building. Thom was staying in a suite on a high up floor, so they needed to use an elevator for it. The manager had me escort them onto a special staff elevator to transport bigger objects up the hotel. So, they wheel this big metal machine onto the elevator, and I push the bottom for the floor. I noticed the word 'Rachel' carved unto a plate attached to it and asks one of the guys what this thing is.
'Ehhh, Mr. Yorke been having some problem with the ole in-n-out, ya know? Home life ain't the best now.'
Somewhat terrified, I helped them wheel it out of the elevator shaft to the room. One of the guys tripped and the contraption ran into a wall and turned on. Loud whirring sounds and and Aphex Twin song started to fill the hallway. The machine shook and an arm shot out with what I can only describe as the most scary looking synthetic vagina I have ever seen.
One of the guys yells, 'Oi, fuck! It's loose! Get Thom on the telly!' The machines shaking around and the arm is smashing the walls. Soon one of the guys sets his phone on loudspeaker, and sure enough, I hear Thom bark something in a foreign language. The machine quiets down and retracts back to its original form. The assistants apologized and wheeled it into Thom's suite.
Later that night I heard the machine again along with the sound of a man wailing in agony. Thom Yorke and the Radioheads will not be staying in this hotel again, that's for sure.
Ryan Lee
>not a pasta
halp
Grayson Flores
bjorke
Jose Ortiz
i dont know who the fuck you are, but you keep popping up in threads with Radiohead writing the best shit ive ever seen about them. never stop doing this please, i lurk Sup Forums mostly to find more shit like this
Logan Gray
_vargas_?
Henry Cook
best thing ive seen in a while.
Julian Green
i love you
Brody Hernandez
Hopefully soong
Easton Ward
I think i read somewhere that Thom said he always had a crush on Miss Bjork. They both just got divorced and both made albums about it. Lets try and set them up.
Jace Brown
holy shit
Colton Price
where do you think pastas originate
Cooper Williams
Thom Yorke:
>untidy wall with lopsided posters
>cups and shit everywhere
>looks like he's chatting up some drugdealers
Bjork:
>clean room
>desk completely tidy
>searching some dankass shit on the interwebs
we all know who are the real winners here
Henry Edwards
...
Cooper Bennett
>I hear Thom bark something in a foreign language. The machine quiets down and retracts back to its original form.
Kek'ed heartily. 10/10
Adam Rogers
when will they fuck?
Jackson Morgan
...
Noah Thompson
when will they fuck?
Elijah Bennett
when will They fuck?
Michael Morris
When will they fuck
Ian Nelson
HOLY FUCK
Eli Torres
Manlets are pathetic
Jonathan Wood
bert?
Juan Miller
...
Christopher Evans
Bjork is the most perfect creature ever existed in the history of the universe.
Adrian Lee
Thom's keyboard is fucking broken in half.
Brayden Parker
I once encountered Thom Yorke at my local NHS GP service. I had my name called and was treading the hallway to reach my doctor's office when I turned a corner to face Thom, looking red-eyed and squinty, and increasingly more ragged during his approach. As he passed, he bared his teeth on one side of his sweaty face, and I just about collapsed when I realised his molars had been replaced by pez and bits of wire which protruded from his lips like whisters. He grunted and spat out a 'tooth', unintentionally shooting a string of snot of a single nostril all over his trendy drapy 'street goth' t-shirt, and walked through a door at the end of the corridor.
My appointment was only a brief blood test, but as I was leaving the building a door was suddenly flung upon and Thom strove out, looking furious.
'I'M AN ANIMAL TRAPPED IN YOUR HOT CAR', spluttering as he spat out what looked like a fat clump of hair. He was sopping wet, arms full of lemons and with a set of gigantic orange headphones wrapped around his neck, blasting out what I can only describe as a very long fart through a trombone as Thom's vocals screeched over the top like a midi t-rex being circumcised. He began to mewel like a cat, and scampered off down the hallway, ass crack splitting through the back of his jeans and unravelling a robot tail drilled into the base of his spinal cord, waggling in the air is he disappeared out of sight.
Elijah Sullivan
2/10
Justin Diaz
>implying they haven't already
Angel Thompson
HOLY KEK
Zachary Morris
They haven't.
Jonathan Adams
Jackson Lee
what video is this?
Adam Baker
>Yorke looks like a mole rat
Whew, you really have pleb taste in men.
Jace Sanchez
>go to bathroom
>see this
>what do
Xavier Collins
Ayy
Benjamin Martin
his eyes are gross
Adrian Morales
me? with bjork?
you are so funny guys
Jack Reed
me? with thom? you're so funny guys
Mason Lewis
why
Jose Sanchez
...
Hudson Lopez
What from
Jonathan Stewart
>Being this young
Holy fuck, please come back in a few years.
Easton Flores
youtube.com
Her little ass is so delicious.
Kevin Smith
no way
Justin Hernandez
this is the best fucking thread ive ever read
Parker Bell
you have no idea how long i've been looking for this picture. thank you so much
Jason White
sure kid
Luis Jenkins
i ship it
Jordan Jenkins
>Thom Yorke and the Radioheads will not be staying in this hotel again, that's for sure.
holy kek user, thanks i needed that
Liam Williams
I swear, everyone has a fetish for this woman, even who pretends to hate her has it secretly.
Easton Campbell
change.org
we been trying, do your part
James Bennett
this is my OTP
Leo Johnson
...
Oliver Wood
Nigga
Jack Thompson
big fat quiz of the year I think
Owen Barnes
...
Camden Bailey
Keep it up user, this is gold
Jackson Perez
...
Brody Wood
Fine nipples right here.
Chase Powell
>>tumblr
Lucas Rogers
fuck off ledditor
Ethan Bennett
...
Jason Reyes
says the one who got the reference
Easton Richardson
mole rat acquires receding hairline
counters with beard
Sebastian Butler
youtube.com
whats the deal with this?
Isaac Perry
keep this thread up buddies
Adrian Morales
Nice breasts.
Isaiah Jenkins
it makes aaaalll the children happy
Xavier Martin
it's like that Windows XP mp3 player
Mason Howard
2016 bjork
Xavier Sanders
thank
Levi Mitchell
...
Joseph Stewart
Is she making a new album or is she still doing awkward dj parties
Henry Long
She's about to finish the first virtual reality project related to music with Vulnicura VR.
Christian Nelson
cool
Evan Gomez
bumping right now
Liam Cruz
if by perfect you mean pretentious... then yes
Adam Hill
what a weird looking PS3 character
Nicholas Hernandez
"idk, I'm just being cheeky"
Ian Flores
Why are you butthurt?
Dominic Davis
Hopefully soon
Bentley Hernandez
Bjork cannot make babies anymore by the way.
Ian Johnson
how do you know?
Leo Brown
>Thom Yorke and the Radioheads
Oh god I am lol'ing
Julian Morales
>Deesus Christ
What did she mean by this?
Matthew Evans
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