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Anime

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

good edition

what do anime titties taste like?

hopes and dreams

like milky ambrosia

Nobody got the reference!!!

my man

kys

Kek

Suicide is a sin.

Your parents love you, God loves you, [spoiler]I love you[/spoiler]

I really genuinely wonder how tumblrina feminists would react to this.

>kenan and kel
Jesus fuck its been so long user

>tfw she is asking for it

if they get offended say that girls can have dicks too

they literally believe that because they're crazy

Why does man love doggos so much? Why do doggos love man so much? Asians dont count they can only be women.

post catchy/girly anime music

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but what if I consider you my friends ;_;

>$316

fuck why couldnt it be a significant amount less

Currently women are seeking legislation against sex bots.

The future is coming.

Good post

That thing is worth more than the rip-off that is VR.
This is a steal.

Finished my absentee ballot buds.

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My secret pleasure
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MAGA

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>MAGA

Finally!

MAGA
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Actually you voted for the Hilldog right? Right?

We could literally upload a motion for that sex toy and share it on /cum/. I could literally be virtually jerked off by a Mexican.

proofs?

>Not wanting to be jerked by an american

I see how it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=iW9QyCCXUgE

>I could literally be virtually jerked off by a Mexican.
*by a cute mexican girl poster.
It's all in the mind user

Hmm?

It's not you it's me

>live in red state
>voting is useless

>first week on tinder
>still no match

wew lads

We can share secret arts

>live in blue state
>voting is useless

JoJo reference?

fuck tinder

>25% of my matches are bots
>50% of my matches are fatties/uggos/niggers
>the last 25% are cute but never really go anywhere

not worth the effort tbqh

I don't want to try tinder because I don't want to be rejected even through the phone

cute videos user, and the second song is so catchy! :3

neat, thanks for sharing :3

good taste, user :3

Link it here so /cum/ can match up with you.

hey I've been in a different general for 2 years now. Wasted my time there, got really depressed.Sup Forums destroyed my life
I finally want to leave 4cham forever. however I don't have a family or friends and I considered Sup Forums my friends
so who wants to be my friend?

>live in the united states
>voting is useless

I think finding my future wife is worth the effort

I have been jerked off by lots of Americans though.
I've never even seen a Mexican that I know of

Maybe Minnesota will make one for us :D

That's what they've all said

n-no

In /cum/ we all are friends

We're friends

Forgive me user its been so long since i watched nick at night.

>live in washington
>be usless

Don't worry, now one is going to reject you
They're just goig to ignore you like everyone irl does

What are you're most trusted news sources? I only trust RT and infowars

I was just thinking this

>live in connectakit
>who?

...

my instinct and intuition

I trust nothing else

I at least have some family. Closest to a friend I have is my therapist and that's a professional relationship so I keep that to myself.

>Live in Mexico
>voting is useless

It is though, popular vote doesn't decide the president, the electoral college does.

Satan

I'll have you know that my state capital recently ranked in the top ten for survival in the zombie apocalypse

It is, faggot.

want a hamburger lads but fucked if i can eat solid food

>praise kek!

Just tell us the state

I don't pay attention to news. I live in a small, personal world. It's unhappy enough already by myself; I have no need exposition to world's problems as well.

Honestly, even if I were forced at gunpoint to go to a therapist, I don't think I could ever start talking to one and open up at all. It's just a strange like any other, how am I supposed to just start spontaneously talking about confidential stuff?

here is my second favorite μ's song

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This

>canadian reading comprehension

i retract my statement
>he doesn't have extra flags in 2016

>mfw i just came back from a week in the Canadian Arctic where I spent my entire time slamming a sledge hammer against a metal pipe in the middle of every single night

how old were you whe you go the therapist?
I'm 21 and I've been depressed for a few years now but I'm too scared to tell anyone

This
Everyone's just out to make money and that includes the liberals who pretend to hate making money

I assumed he was from CT, not you

Holy shit it was you.

You sound like how i was on my first trip kek, after you start you cant stop and the next thing you know you are writing some poor woman a book on your life while she trys to trick you in realizing something obvious to everyone else but not to you

It took my a few years to work up to a certain level of comfort. We talked primarily during that time about my childhood and processed through that and finally meeting my parents as well as other things. It took quite some time before I could delve into personal issues and now I feel I'm making real progress outside of the initial topics we worked on. I've had real success. I wish I had went in a long time ago.

>I only trust RT and infowars

I would like extra flags but they aren't compatible with the Sup Forums apps I use tbqh
I don't even own a computer, I exclusively use my mobile

Literally JUST happened

>squeezing to porn
>cum
>first shot goes of like 3 feet in front of me
>all shots after just kind of dribble out
>can't find that phantom shot to clean it up
>it'll probably dry into a part of my carpet and make it hard

FUCK

>canadian reading comprehension

>I recognize women not just as my equals, but as my superiors.

My therapist asked me if I'd be okay with dying a virgin

>tfw tried hanging myself yesterday but now I'm too weak to do it today because my legs are numb, my lungs hurt, my eyeballs are strained, and my neck is chafed and I don't know when's the last time I've eaten
Help

i thought of that shitpost this morning but waited to post it

quite pleased with the results, three (You)s and one vape

>canadian
>mobile poster

Then don't do it and eek out whatever's left around in your life.

>eat
>try again
or just continue drinking

...

why pick such a horrible way to go. Unless you snap your vertebrae you can just be slowly suffocating for minutes before passing out.

very good user
have another (u)