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Comedy edition

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yeah but if I'm looking to get with someone it's a long man ting

CANT SLEEP SEND HELP

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where did the meme that louis ck is a cuck come from?

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taking acid 26 times was a mistake

Thanks to the lad who posted Howard Stern. This stuff is classic

got a tolerance?

>these are all called biscuits in the uk
literally why

taking apple juice 26 times was a mistake

O&A > howard

You kept track of how many times you've taken a drug?

>be moderately attractive female
>talk shite
????
>310,000 subscribers

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acid is always memorable

should i roll a joint lads

>tfw he's a politically correct clinton voting normie now

jaffa CAKE | biscuit
biscuit | cookie
Shortbread | dog food?
biscuit (custard cream)

His wife literally left him for a black man and half his routines are always "le evil while people oppressing le superior black man XD"

taking porcupine tranquilizers 26 times was a mistake

do not find her attractive at all desu

What are you lads doing for Bonfire Night? Causing mischief with the lads or just cuddling and being boring with the gf?

>tfw you will never relive the good old days of coming home from school and playing xbox with the m8s all night

never knew how good I had it 2bh

Anyone else know people that will go out not for drugs, not for drink and not for women but solely to cave some poor saps head in? I'm convinced this is an Irish thing as it never really happened when I was in England and Wales. Cunts here are always just walking about looking for scraps any way they can, especially in clubs.

I swear, I know some mad cunts who's first words in the door of the club will be 'who's fighting the night'

fuck off yank

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Yeah he's a rational person

I've really been getting into BBC lately. Anyone here a fan of Jonathan Creek?

only dance in clubs if i'm off my head or if it's dnb

Yeah I know two of them, ones my mate

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itsnt too late to start getting high?

i got invited to go watch a display with my friends but i havent really left my house in 2 weeks so i dunno

Celts are an ornery bunch desu

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got a mate like that hahaha

oh fuck off

got some lads like that
all cunts

prefer Jacob's Creek 2bh

>all of that RC acid
just do LSD

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can't even imagine you saying 'off my head' with your gimpy canadian accent

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood

here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

howling

prefer irish news desu

what if im already high

wew

enjoyed this one

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Miss Howard Stern was retarded and adorable

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Vocaroo yourself saying "oh bugger" in a stereotypically American accent.

considering going on a 30 min walk to tescos for a fresh chilled coke

craving it so hard atm

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classic

get higher

best post I've seen in weeks

that was quite a good one

That happens literally everywhere

Thought about doing it to some drunken slob the other weekend but I decided not to

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>all the interesting news happens in Dublin
Best County

It's a pasta from earlier tonight YOU NORMIE SHITS

know a girl who moved to australia

just seen her tagged in an asparagus picking group, seriously

giss a bump

help wind up some yanks

Yeah but I'm talking about roving bands of young lads just fucking dying to punch somebody, they don't care about anything else. They'll sit in the corner with their jaws locked and chest puffed out looking hard and if someone gives them an odd look or brushes against them they'll turn around and fucking drop them.

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CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

It's because it's the only county where stuff actually happens

the gf

that's the gimmick you fucking weapon

need a pale depressed autistic gf

would get quite a lot of (You)s if you posted this in Sup Forums

lol

Well I'm sorry i don't catch every single /brit thread and do other things instead

>kaycee
jfc

yeah you're retarded. at least you almost fit in!

neck yourself

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FOY

i wish i had unlimited salsa and tostitos chips lads

Shall I give it a bash?

he's a problem child and what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fucking dad walking out

watching nico nico douga videos

me

Acid lets you glimpse the omega point

>day of celebration and national pride
>have a punch up in the street surrounded by flags

literally howling

it's the dublincentric media

pretty sure it's even actually from a dub site

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Screeching

>watching nico nico douga videos

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>tfw you never did that and were alone nearly all the time

whoa nice triplehectupletes mate

hello thailad

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the mandem

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.

You nigger.

You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Ireland.

Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.

Die, Daniel. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

haha l-loser

DAAALIAHT

posted an absolute pile of shit hahaa

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thank
hi

>girl
>depressed
>autistic

I don't ""think"" so

would fucking heem thaimong if he even so much as looked in my direction
utter twat

haven't read any of this and certainly don't intend to

Nah, I already have enough issues on my own, I don't need a gf with baggage