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Chicken burgs

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TRUMP

Donald is going to win, against all odds.

I agree.

>Nethack
>mfw

thinkgen about u

#facts

Im so bad at it but its so addicting

God bless

I would be embarrassed regardless of political affiliation to even know this person. How much do you suppose they spent on this mess?

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I want to get some new trainers

What should I get?

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

I think my father might be dead.

What is this spirit cooking meme I keep hearing?

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I'm genuinely sorry to hear that bud

Haven't worn a sneaker in years. Me, I'm a po' boy but I'm looking for some nice bluchers. Looked through at least a thousand different models and came up with only a handful I like. All at cost of over a grand. C'est la vie.

user...

I recognize you by your majestic and pondering monkey gif, also sorry bout your dad

It's been a week since my dog died ;_;

Explain

>tfw afraid you're hearing things

>The Runtreal Scabs lost 10-0
>Trumps winning

I played the game for about a year without looking up spoilers. It took me sometime before I even won after that.

The game is extremely hard, I've ascended one time.

There are people who can ascend, every single time.

I had a dog. She died pretty young earlier this year. Heart condition. How'd your old boy kick it?

That vid is perfect. I hope we can all reach his level of greatness someday.

I'm sorry about your doggo

go to any thrift store they always have some.

One of my cats died yesterday

Let's feel together

Doggos are good lads.

Sorry

god...what happened?

When my cat died in my arms in 2010 Sup Forums was "there" for me

The fact here is the pain hurts and you'll be shaky for a long time

After a while the pain dulls

I'm looking for something special though. My favorite of the lot was dyed in tomato and made to be worn laceless unlike most bluchers. Sexy little shoe with a unique profile.

Time to get a new one :D

He had heart problems for years but this year it started to go downhill. The last few days he got really sick and depressed. I took him to the vet and the doc said he was in organ failure. There were some options to prolong his life by a few weeks but they were all to expensive. The other option was to let him suffer until death so I made the decision to have them put him to sleep quick and painless.

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I just bought some white Huaraches

I wont go in to detail, but

>haven't seen him over a year
>would keep contact via phone
>family members would tell me how he's doing through contacting him via facebook
>he was gonna do smoething really risky a few months ago
>hasn't contacted anyone via phone

I can probably check on what the deal is if I go look for his profile on facebook, but I dont wanna.

If my suspicions are true though, it'll all be my fault via the whole butterfly effect thing.

I have another one, she's almost as old but a lot healthier and brighter.

What can I say, I like nice shoes. Doesn't make me a homosexual.

did you get to put him down?

It means you're either a poof or a girl. R u a grl?

t. homosexual

Yes, it does

shes gross 2bh

If I said I collected sneakers you wouldn't be calling me a faggot. A retard probably but because I enjoy a finely cobbled shoe that somehow means my sexuality is in question. Fack off.

>those chipped teeth

Away, you ethiope!

collecting sneakers is even gayer

>If I said I collected sneakers you wouldn't be calling me a faggot. A retard probably
Yes.

>Girl texts me "Whats up"
>Say "hey, not much whats up"
>She says "Just driving around"
>Ask if she's alright because why is she texting me at 1 in the mourning with short brief messages
>"I'm okay thanks"

What did she mean by this?

What are you listening to dear thread? This is what I have spinning on the CD player: youtube.com/watch?v=4_HsmLcazZM

Tell her to come over.

Should've asked her you come over instead of some stupid shit like are you okay. Fucking christ

My condolences

>If I said I collected sneakers you wouldn't be calling me a faggot

I'd call you a nigger.

I'm a virginal beta autist, but even I could tell right there she was probably nudging you to invite her over for sex.

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>I enjoy a finely cobbled shoe

She wanted some cock and you missed your chance.

She's texting the next guy on the list.

Can I join in too?
I saw a cat laying in the middle of the road during a storm on my way too work
As I slowed down to pass it (I assumed it was already dead) I noticed it was hyperventilating
I got out of the car to get a better look at it
It wasn't moving at all aside from its head, and even that it could only move just barely
Blood was coming out of its nose, and it looked me in the eyes
I didn't know what to do
I wanted to help it, I wanted to get it out of the street
But then I thought I might just cause it even more pain, it didn't seem like it had very much time left anyway, and I'd have to clean up and get to work late
I ended up just leaving it there and feeling like shit the rest of the day

I like you.
I wish I could pass that on as well as my own opinions on the matter to a cousin of mine whose only hobby is spending his paychecks on Nike shoes that he stocks away in a closet without ever wearing.

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Im listening to some Enigma playlist on YT

no idea why Im only now hearing of them

Fug

Nope, cat died on its own

She would just lay down all day and not drink or eat anything at all

Figured she was depressed

I'm sorry

i'm hipper than all you lame fucks

I have no other attachments so the material is my only object of desire and so if I'm to spend money it is to be on something fine. I've become a snob.
Cross of Changes is their best album in my opinion.
Time Out is my favorite record by Brubeck.

she's bored as fuck and only wants to chat with someone
Just tell her what has happened lately, if she seems deviating the subject ask again and ask to go in detail. Just monotonously interven her long tests with some shit like interesting or whatever the fuck you want.
The most likely thing is that you've never had bootycalls or have attempted it, so please don't even try, you'll fail horrendously. Just be genuinely caring and get a nice pleasant conversation with a girl.

Have a good night, /cum/

I never wish'd to see you sorry

That sucks user
My doggo was like a different animal by the end. Like, he was sick for a while but I don't think he was aware of it and just remained his usual rambunctious self, but then in his final days he was just slow and quiet and sad.

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Damn

Come on it's friday.

Should I buy some Reebok Classics or Nike Huaraches?

been watching spongebob all night

You should have helped it out of this world rather than leaving it to suffer.

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goodnight baja

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>only 9pm

What is your expected lifetime of this type of shoe per the quality of each? If either is knit; avoid.

Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks betray thy poor heart to woman

why would that be depressing

I mean, if it was Nu-spongebob sure, but what sane person would do that

>I mean, if it was Nu-spongebob sure, but what sane person would do that
me

reale negro horas

None of you niggers can appreciate what I see when I look at this boot sole.

but why

Your right about the booty call thing. Shit man.

Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes

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Sorry friend

I'm not worried about the lifetime of the shoe
That's some gay shit to even think of

ok

I just want Plankton to get the krabby patty formula

literally have a boner right now

Hey man, I actually care how I spend my money. Get whichever is less ugly.

t. plankton