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Welsh slags edition

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Hate how Yanks say 'new' like 'noo'

>welsh
>fat

ahh yes

chloe

Date just messaged me 'You're the first person I will have met up with from online dating actually'

How the fuck do I respond?

i hate americans

rude

literally perfect body

would fug

and i'll be the last :)

Ask her if she's nervous, it'll show you care.

Proper white grills must be rare there.
Banged a couple of Wisconsin 'white' grills and yea, bit 'earthy'. fun though.
Dare say they enjoyed the uncut Scot penis.

That makes it sound like you're a serial killer

Do this.

that's the implication

Is life in Scotland really as depressing, drug-fueled and violent as Trainspotting, Filth, The Acid House, and Under The Skin makes it seem?

Thank you Louis I went with this

Loling out loud at Australian people

It's depressing in cities.
If you live by the sea it's beautiful.
A rainy day with the dark clouds over head is something to appreciate.

Y Gwyll is pretty good

BBC Cymru > pom BBC

About the same as you lads down there. Less earthquakes.

Half Welsh half Iraqi

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Fuck ""great""britain (not capitalized due to a lack of respect)

Jordan is always welcome on /brit/
You are a lad.

Fuck off Hans.

he's a fucking sandnigger that's what he is

/brit/ is for white Anglo-French Protestants and Polish Catholics

Edinburgh is nice and Scotland's coasts are famous if you're into natural scenery or hiking

But yes for the most part it's shit and probably has the worst weather on the planet for recognised populated countries.

And can you tell me, doctor, why i still can't get to sleep?
And why the Channel Seven chopper chills me to my feet?
And what's this rash that comes and goes
Can you tell me what it means?
God help me, I was only nineteen

aye but at wot cost met

waheyy good morning lads

Fuckin roasted

fuck off and take your fellow paki with you

god doesn't exist

Glad to see you survived Utoya

How do we stop them, goyim?

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bang your mum to this chune 2bh

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you snitchin bruh

no i'm just sick of this bloke because i always have to impusively save every webm he posts

say that tae me face pal up finnieston cran tomorrow midday ah wull batter ye wimpy cunt

watched every second of this intently

Jordan has been an honest friend to Britain for centuries you simpleton.
There is a mutual respect and they don't flood us because, they're on an equal wealth basis.
Sort your history out faggot. Jordanians are not Pakis, and I'm a white Brit btw cunt.

As opposed to you're mum's rectum, which will remain open for quite a bit longer than that after what I've just done to it

I missed this tune.

Going quite well if I do say so

proper laughin cos jordan ez a person name innit ahahaha

jordan is still under a monarchy
hmmm they might need a quick uprising and revolution haha, warning my dude Hollande about this

Sounds promising lad

Gl

Also post a pic of her

Good job my kangaroo-like friend. I hope you have fun!

Where have you been?
We discussed you like Bulbul and ancient history.
And here you appear.

haha! exclamation wanker lover his exclamations dunnhe!!!!

>Sunni Islam is the dominant religion in Jordan. Muslims make up about 92% of the country's population; in turn, 93% of those self-identify as Sunnis—the highest percentage in the world.

fuck

off

And Spud. Okay, well I felt sorry for Spud. Spud never hurt anybody

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Point?

meeting some cunt at the train station hahaha told him im a girl but im gonna take his wallet lmaoooo

put my willy in a girl with a body like this
very nice, have pictures of her boobies on my phone :)

IT'S THE MORNING OF BONFIRE NIGHT AND THE NORMANS STILL HAVE NOT INVITED ME TO A BONFIRE

like that woman with big tits lmao small world

muslim = paki

>good spelling and grammar
>on okcupid so probably hasn't ducked a billion dicks
>genuinely excited to meet you
Nice one lad, any pictures?

>complaining about Normans

Really user, you and your friends should be lynching any Irish cunts you see

>friends
EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

utterly creasin met we ye off to? oh em off ta jordan ay but jordan lives down the street why'd yer need a plane for jordan met ahahahahah what're yer like i tell yer met

cooooooorrr

See

wus fo brekky lids

looks good

should probably move the cumsock from underneath the radiator, my children are gonna be roasting

whats wrong with her?

she's cute and seems normal, there must be a screw loose somewhere

They let us fag about there in the 80s
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Guy Fawkes Night is a time when all Protestants join together to harass those who oppose the one true faith, i.e. Irish Catholics

Lucky bastard

Currently in the toilet at work. Only a mere 8.5 hours left before I can relax.

>work

errr mate haha...

it's a saturday!!!!! you plonker

Good lad. Beware the eternal papist.

She's posing with an empty plate.

Apparently she doesn't socialise much and uh [spoiler]she already has a bf and is looking for something polyamorous [/spoiler]

>she already has a bf and is looking for something polyamorous
there's always something

>she already has a bf and is looking for something polyamorous

>He was motivated to post this by fear of Kiwis' defeat in Chicago

>she already has a bf and is looking for something polyamorous

Light dawns on marble head

and what are you gonna do
shag her?

Realtalk now, is there any civilisation that Irish migration has improved?

Oh boy here we go

lmao

hope you enjoy wanking in a corner while her chad bf gives it to her

>polyamorous

more like polywhoreus

Hint: she's looking for 3some that involves lad on lad action

>she already has a bf and is looking for something polyamorous

Y-yes

This has happened before, the situation is fine

>chad bf
>consents to a polyamorous """""""""relationship"""""""""
no way mate

Okay, now what screws are you missing?
>Posting pics of the girl you're meeting on Sup Forums
>Not put off by the fact you're going to be this couple's sex toy.

For all we did.. They love us. I have an Egypt friend his grandfather says he wishes we'd come back there. How fucked is that?

polyamorous means that the bf is okay with this right? well I guess you can shag her then

I'd be fine with being a girl's side bitch tbqh as long as she was clear from the start

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australia is a funny place

saturday night in lads

just dropping the gf to the train station to meet the newest victim

All over the world they want the white man back

I bet they're lowkey swingers, these degenerates will give you AIDS.

ok, which one of you stole my post ?

i've been doing the same post on dick threads for a few years and then some brit comes and steals my post, I DEMAND SATISFACTION !