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much prefer this timeline actually

please invite me to a bonfire

its still bad

but things are improving

I love the strong musky smell of my cock and balls

I'll throw you in one lol

>man city

might head out for a bit

Seriously, though. Why are new builds so depressing

I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer

*invites you to the bonfire*

No, but that isn't why I am watching this film.

Sup, lads

>get invited to bonfire
>reply "I'm too smart to watch wood burn"

heyy

aj from the lane but it ain't ________

>man shitty
>poop guardiola

Overpriced for what you're getting
About as big as a cupboard
No character, all look the same
Poor quality

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Liverpool will probably win the Premier League lads

Do you just really like werewolves?

>come home to visit my parents for the first time in 4 months for the weekend
>they go out and i just sit in my my room sleeping/on my laptop for the entire day

ahh yes

>tfw no bonfire night jumper and sparklers gf

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>Is that... normal pooing your doing Mark?

just watched the nutshack lads

absolutely abysmal

GOAL - Man City 1-1 Middlesbrough
Marten De Roon

Pep can't believe it. The City fans can't believe it. Neither can Boro!

Marten de Roon levels for the visitors in injury-time. The Dutchman powerfully heads in George Friend's left-wing cross for his first Boro goal - what a tiem to score it.

sounds comfy tbf

I'll be over in a min

just obliterated the nutsack lads

because they're sterile

doggo is lying on the bed with me too desu
quite comfy

british

pics of dogger

You fiends need to bin the vidya, start eating clean, start lifting and/or high-intesntiy cardio, start reading etc. or things will NEVER improve.

it's literally on

business idea: fulfilling relationships

so is being a nonce acceptable if you make the best selling album of all time?

I wonder if people are embarrassed to be seen with me, it's painfully obvious I want to be a member of Oasis by the way I dress. I like it but I'm also aware that '""people""' stopped thinking they're cool after 2000.

can i lie with you too?

grandma made treacle toffee

Business idea: One person from each country in the world should meet up in a room for a day and decide which laws should govern the world

will do a phone post

>t.f.w. time for real rugby and not the southern toffs' kind

so why aren't you guys going out for bonfire night

true say that my dad lived in tottenham

I'm embarrassed to be posting in the same thread as you

what are builds

dunno if there will be enough space :x

don't think I'll ever have a close relationship that isn't family

only countries with more than 300k population

in my crib man can't chat about arselel

bit cold out

excuse me?

wish the gf would point a firework at my bollocks and completely obliterate them

there will be if I make some room for my willy in your bum

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lads

I just refuse to wear thick rimmed glasses and have the sides of my hair shaved bald.

rate the straight bf

flippin 'ell why's it so cold outside

That is alright, since Iceland's population is 320k+

american universities are funny

its like everything Sup Forums describes come true

you can do that to yourself, mate

because you live in the uk you donce

irish weather

>Top Gear fans

bin.

ah yeah hahah deano! lookit the wood on fire! haha whooo! bangers in the sky hahah! banter! boom boom lol hahah!

sorry mate i dont know where walmart is

would stamp on any of you lads' balls

Not really relevant.

It's melodramatic Spielberg nonsense, but the ending makes me cry like a bitch. The opening is intense as fuck too.

would happily swap my whiteness for handsome blackness 2bh

make a video of it and post hither.

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Lads how come if I see one of the norms when I'm out and about they'll invite me out somewhere, but none of them will come knock on room or message me to invite me out?

asda

haven't been on /brit/ all week. anything interesting happen? any new memes?

>The City of Manchester

The bloke that told his mates about his novel was pretty funny.

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how does uni housing even work? can you not choose your flat mates?

you're a failed normie lad (just like me)

watch yourself or ill make it 319999

don't mean to sound harsh, but you're not close enough friends for them to think of you/seek you out.

where's this film set, lads? looks like blackpool

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Check out Barry Norman here.

yabba-dabba-doo

Sunderland won a fucking match

wasn't happy taking a picture desu

wish Sup Forums would fuck off lol

Interstellar is THE film of the 21st century

how so

really wish a cute lad was sucking on my massive cock right now

wish Sup Forums would fuck off

>not Dallas Buyers Club

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rekt

just sent all my interpal bitches voice messages on whatsapp

watched 10 minutes and deleted it

pics

Ah. I remember it like it was yesterday

yo're not allowed to be white there