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hot girl nice
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much prefer this timeline actually
please invite me to a bonfire
its still bad
but things are improving
I love the strong musky smell of my cock and balls
I'll throw you in one lol
>man city
might head out for a bit
Seriously, though. Why are new builds so depressing
I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer
*invites you to the bonfire*
No, but that isn't why I am watching this film.
Sup, lads
>get invited to bonfire
>reply "I'm too smart to watch wood burn"
heyy
aj from the lane but it ain't ________
>man shitty
>poop guardiola
Overpriced for what you're getting
About as big as a cupboard
No character, all look the same
Poor quality
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Liverpool will probably win the Premier League lads
Do you just really like werewolves?
>come home to visit my parents for the first time in 4 months for the weekend
>they go out and i just sit in my my room sleeping/on my laptop for the entire day
ahh yes
>tfw no bonfire night jumper and sparklers gf
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>Is that... normal pooing your doing Mark?
just watched the nutshack lads
absolutely abysmal
GOAL - Man City 1-1 Middlesbrough
Marten De Roon
Pep can't believe it. The City fans can't believe it. Neither can Boro!
Marten de Roon levels for the visitors in injury-time. The Dutchman powerfully heads in George Friend's left-wing cross for his first Boro goal - what a tiem to score it.
sounds comfy tbf
I'll be over in a min
just obliterated the nutsack lads
because they're sterile
doggo is lying on the bed with me too desu
quite comfy
british
pics of dogger
You fiends need to bin the vidya, start eating clean, start lifting and/or high-intesntiy cardio, start reading etc. or things will NEVER improve.
it's literally on
business idea: fulfilling relationships
so is being a nonce acceptable if you make the best selling album of all time?
I wonder if people are embarrassed to be seen with me, it's painfully obvious I want to be a member of Oasis by the way I dress. I like it but I'm also aware that '""people""' stopped thinking they're cool after 2000.
can i lie with you too?
grandma made treacle toffee
Business idea: One person from each country in the world should meet up in a room for a day and decide which laws should govern the world
will do a phone post
>t.f.w. time for real rugby and not the southern toffs' kind
so why aren't you guys going out for bonfire night
true say that my dad lived in tottenham
I'm embarrassed to be posting in the same thread as you
what are builds
dunno if there will be enough space :x
don't think I'll ever have a close relationship that isn't family
only countries with more than 300k population
in my crib man can't chat about arselel
bit cold out
excuse me?
wish the gf would point a firework at my bollocks and completely obliterate them
there will be if I make some room for my willy in your bum
E
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lads
I just refuse to wear thick rimmed glasses and have the sides of my hair shaved bald.
rate the straight bf
flippin 'ell why's it so cold outside
That is alright, since Iceland's population is 320k+
american universities are funny
its like everything Sup Forums describes come true
you can do that to yourself, mate
because you live in the uk you donce
irish weather
>Top Gear fans
bin.
ah yeah hahah deano! lookit the wood on fire! haha whooo! bangers in the sky hahah! banter! boom boom lol hahah!
sorry mate i dont know where walmart is
would stamp on any of you lads' balls
Not really relevant.
It's melodramatic Spielberg nonsense, but the ending makes me cry like a bitch. The opening is intense as fuck too.
would happily swap my whiteness for handsome blackness 2bh
make a video of it and post hither.
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Lads how come if I see one of the norms when I'm out and about they'll invite me out somewhere, but none of them will come knock on room or message me to invite me out?
asda
haven't been on /brit/ all week. anything interesting happen? any new memes?
>The City of Manchester
The bloke that told his mates about his novel was pretty funny.
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how does uni housing even work? can you not choose your flat mates?
you're a failed normie lad (just like me)
watch yourself or ill make it 319999
don't mean to sound harsh, but you're not close enough friends for them to think of you/seek you out.
where's this film set, lads? looks like blackpool
Check out Barry Norman here.
yabba-dabba-doo
Sunderland won a fucking match
wasn't happy taking a picture desu
wish Sup Forums would fuck off lol
Interstellar is THE film of the 21st century
how so
really wish a cute lad was sucking on my massive cock right now
wish Sup Forums would fuck off
>not Dallas Buyers Club
just sent all my interpal bitches voice messages on whatsapp
watched 10 minutes and deleted it
pics
Ah. I remember it like it was yesterday
yo're not allowed to be white there