Yankee edition
/brit/
plymouth is actually an alright place
...
did not shag a single girl at uni haha
have lost my virginity though
I need a short and catchy name for my new app/website
not sure what it does yet, so don't ask
Gun on the right should be an AR15
Dad just told me not to kill myself when I inevitably fail uni. Thought this was a joke, currently re-evaluating
I'm about to ply your mouth open and shove my boot down there if you don't pipe down
>tfw to intelligent for any part of Sup Forums except /brit/
I am in the exact same situation lad
Pussied out 3 separate times with girls I probably could have shagged.
>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook
Fucks sake lads
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
BIG FUCKING CHOOOON
Trapp (your tagline can be "It's a Trapp", like the meme)
geaowf just sent me this
gonna upload some enticing large webms and waste the aussies bandwidth 2bh
/ah yes/ general
Post you're age
I'm 28
off to maccies lads
want anything?
why didn't the irish just eat something else instead of potatoes
>tfw too stupid for /brit/
Compu Global Hyper Meganet
or
interslice
>talk shite
what exactly do you mean by this? what do you say?
Cannot work it out, after I ask their name the conversation just suicides and we can both tell.
>tfw to smart to keep my inteligeence confined to /brit/
spotifu
Very good posts
27 and eight months today.
Four months left to join the Forever 27 Club.
20 tb h
yes those are some funny quotes
would like to visit this
at the end of the day, we paid the price for being fussy eaters
>Want cigarette
>Down visiting friend
>He complains every time I come back into his flat of the smell on me
fs
Why are brits so obsessed with Americans. I'm not baiting, I want a genuine reply.
Go through a brit thread and there are loads of brits bringing up america, or americans without anyone them leading them to do it.
Same with the subreddits for brits, they are filled with topics about americans, or complaining about americans.
Even in british comedies there is often a reference to an american made fun of.
This just never happens the other way around. Go in /cum/ and no references of brits. Go on american subreddits and they hardly ever mention brits, american comedies NEVER mention brits.
Its really odd desu. I genuinely want to know what causes this.
I think I just turned 27
I could be wrong though
your mate doesn't smoke or drink?
what no way
Can't usually remember m8
Think the general tactic is to ask them what course they're studying and roast them about it.
Then tell them I'm a med student and watch their panties moisten.
>pic
good taste
19
Thoughts?
absolutely dreading the works christmas do
will almost certainly get too drunk and start cracking on to every woman in there
fuck off riley
remember getting a perm ban for announcing I just got a haircut
fucking nazi mods ruined Sup Forums
if he was so hungry why didn't he just eat something?
22
youtube.com
rasheeds and tarquins don't have a problem with this
wow you dont eat much. impressive.
What language should I learn? French, Japanese or Italian?
People always talk about how "useful" a language is, but I already speak the most useful one so I may as well enjoy it.
>inteligeence
Such runt behaviour, my flatmates used to do this to me
Irish food is just THAT BAD
That sounds like a really bent idea desu
19
Never met a girl who has heard of Max Stirner
>cracking on
what part of britain says this
>if I'd been told at 18 I'd still be a virgin at 20 I'd have just killed myself
why not do it now that you actually are then?
Are you actually a med student?
italian
dublin coddle is based. thats about it though.
I actually eat A LOT. The lads at work are always going on about how I never stop eating.
Some of those sick cunts go 12 hours without food day in day out and they're still fat....how?
>to smart
No, but I study biomed so I can pass as one for a few hours.
dunno but I'm from bucks
bit gay
but your friends sound like cunts m8
I post "Who?" then someone replied "LONDON" then we all have a laugh
>Japanese
>useful outside of Japan
consider which one you're going to use more
>tfw people make fun of Aussie Internet
>tfw most Canadians have pathetically low data caps on their home internet, 100gigs or less often.
...
this song is an actual tune
18
north east england
>Then tell them I'm a med student and watch their panties moisten.
Talking shit
I'm and also a med student and it's never helped me in person
although desu it's probably helped on tinder sometimes
a simple brit* would have sufficed
Spanish. Most widely spoken language on Earth.
the burning smell in the air reminds me of my time in the mongolia countryside, sleeping in a yurt and burning wood for heat
worst kind of cunt
there's a male nursing student who plays for the medics rugby team that gets roasted for telling girls he's a med student
You must be an ugly cunt then. Saying I'm a med student always gets the cunts jammy.
watch me swooce right in
It's what I'm leaning towards.
Yeah, I just watch a lot of old Japanese films and read translations of Japanese books. I think the amount of work required is highly disproportionate compared to what I will actually get from it though.
I am the man who arranges the blocks.
looking proper swarve tonight lads
N O V SAYS
>comparing biomedical science to nursing
m8
watching a really good film that was made in 1986
Hold that thought-
*walks to the corner of the room*
*takes a piss*
*walks back to you*
You were saying ...
why can't you get unlimited?
*surreptitiously opens google*
Perhaps, but I dislike how it sounds. There's an elegance to Italian and French which I'd like to butcher with my Suffolk accent.
London here, keep hearing gunshots outside lads, I think the Brexit civil war has begun
ready for a night out on the tiles
He doesn't even drink caffeine
I would be less annoyed if he conformed to basic hygiene standards and didn't stink of BO himself
Second hand smoke would probably help improve the smell of his room
post something funny for once you stupid cunts
Then again if you aren't a 17 year left wing mongoloid on /lit/ why would you care about him?
something funny for once
Langar að nota tækiferið til spyrja icelad hvort hamborgarbúllan niðri á granda sé enn opin? Hef margar góðar minningar ef henni, þegar ég var 5-7 ára átti faðir minn stórt fyrirtæki (umþ 50 polski) niðri á granda og ég var alltaf hjólandi um það með BB byssu (sem löggiman tók)
kv. maður sem er alltaf að kalla þig pussyboi
Average age of a /brit/poster: 22.5
hahahahahahahaha
I WONDER WHERE THIS FAT FUCK FLOATED IN FROM
I wonder if it's been long enough that I could do ketchup with rice again but pass it off as new.
tbf most nurses actually want to do it and aren't just medicine rejects