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Mr President edition

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I've met illegals that have come from as far as Peru.
Living in Wisconsin, in a university city, this seems like an interesting little business venture. I should look into this. Maybe pick up David Arora's Mushrooms Demystified and give it a close read.

My ex keeps sending sexy pics and masturbation videos

What did she mean by this?

/brits/ making our threads now...

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

you can get spores legally for dirt cheap too and grow them yourself for almost nothing.

>tfw never meet illegal immigrants (Hispanics)
Is it really that bad in other parts of the country?

Reverse 1965 Immigration Act pls

Allow white Europeans back into your country

>pierced belly button
>too tall, can't even fit in the frame or wear a t-shirt
>terrible posture, just look at that fold in her back
>can't afford bras, probably wants me to pay for everything
>lamp not even plugged in, how dumb is this bitch?
>picture frame empty, she is really dumb

2/10 would not bang

Yes.

The whole

>t-they do jobs no one likes

is bullshit. A fucking robot can do their job these days.

yesterday i kissed two girls, one told i was dense i was like wtf you're hot what do you expected, i ended with just one number, iam convinced that girls like my beard

I wouldn't ask advice. We're all socially dysfunctional losers here. I actually wept from loneliness last week when stepping out from apartment for first time in three days. The sight of people drove me to such despair.
Work unskilled labor where the bosses can hide them from public view.

whoops

no FUCK OFF EUROS OUT

I am just back from Vegas and you drive 2 mins from The Strip and its literally all beaners and nigs. I was really very shocked at how bad it is. Was like that everywhere in Southern California too. Drove through Fresno and I may as well have been in Mexico

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that's nice.

Much better

btw Northern California was very nice, literally 95% white, the people are all very friendly and they all hate Hillary. I'm sure that's not a coincidence

>“First, our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of immigration remains substantially the same…

>Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset… Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [the bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia…

>In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think… The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs.”

FUCK KENNEDY

ikr but tripping while depressed is bad for you and make sure to have a sitter

you have to go back paco

kek, you were obviously nowhere near the bay area where 95% of NorCals live.

Ready to breed

Trump is going to make it, right?
I don't want WW3 to happen

Oh, do you count that as NorCal? I was thinking everything above San Francisco really. Yeh the bay area is a shithole, I accidentally went the wrong way on the freeway and was driving through oakland, I've never been more scared in my life

A sitter? I haven't so much as had a visitor since June.
I'd rather it occur. Let nuclear fire purify this dirty earth.

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>flag
>doesn't want WWIII

Nice try.

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Lol yes, here in Cali NorCal refers to SF most of the time.

Nobody really pays attention to north of SF, but it technically counts.

Hillary is tougher on Russia but Trump will end up scrapping non-proliferation agreements and probably even the UN. Which one do you think is more likely to lead to nuclear war long term?

cums

no quiero :V

Where'd I go about finding spores?

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>probably even the UN

wtf I love Trump now

>Mr President
youtube.com/watch?v=izy8iafKJ8s

>newspaper
>in 2052

fake

God damn she's got great tits

>not realizing where this is from

>no quiero :V
>:V
Jódete

>tfw new primitech video
youtube.com/watch?v=e5nfrehyWDM

Should I go outside? Maybe I should get some groceries. I don't know.

i dont care get the fugg out

legion

*offers /cum/ candy to get in my van*

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>Channel is called "Primitive Technology"
>uploads digital videos to the Internet website "YouTube"
right

>be educated European
>want to become an American
>work experience, a degree
>no
>t. Uncle Sam
O-okey ;__;

>graphics on extra low settings

Amicus

Tranquilo hermano. Era broma. no soy un puto chicano.

he built that computer from treebark and guano

i always get super depressed around this time of the year too and i have no friends either i'd love to have something to get passionate about

inb4 janny'd

I was the type of kid that would fall for this.

If you have a vagina why not marry me?

I couldn't give you a better life. I'd just drag you down with me into the pits of despair. A merciful God would have left me unborn.

Relax, a no fly-zone won't trigger world war three. It's child's play compared to the Cuban missile crisis. Also there's little to no chance congress would approve that shit.

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A fat kid?

yelled at some old cunt for driving the wrong way up a one way street
wish these blind retards would just die already

>implying he needs a vagina to marry you

WOW, she looks great!

>>I couldn't give you a better life. I'd just drag you down with me into the pits of despair. A merciful God would have left me unborn.
what's your tindr profile look like?

Seeing all these qts on this site is driving me crazy.

I can't take being a beta autist much longer. Sexual frustration is killing me.

eh, that was in middle school.

>tindr
>not grindr or tumblr

The very concept of hook-up apps and online dating leaves me unhappy. I don't have social media but back when I did, and I was an early adopter of facebook when they opened it to general public, I maxed out at fourteen people connected to the profile. All family.

Sorry, I look like a goddamn viking.

No fap for about 2 weeks and you'll talk to grills, might even get some digits.

After every party i die

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I couldn't no-fap for 14 hours let alone 14 days.

>fourteen people connected to the profile. All family.

That's just a bunch of bullshit. All it does is make me hornier and more frustrated, by I'm still to beta to talk to girls, and when I do I literally freeze and don't say anything.

At most I'll stumble a few words out, but I don't know what to do.

That's a nice cat

If you worked as a professional in the states I imagine it would smooth the process.
I was at a party I think five years ago now for when a relative that I have no blood relation to turned six. Depressing.

>No fap for about 2 weeks and you'll talk to grills
that's wrong you dumb normie

Just realized I have a lot of pent up anger that I don't know how to deal with (mass shooting isn't an option)

t-that's not funny

Why are anons in this thread getting triggered so hard about immigration when that's what trump wants? He wants immigration, but to be more secured.

>no self-control
>foot fetish
>no gf

Doesn't take a therapist to figure this one out.

Yeah, my life's a joke.

legion learns to adapt, True to Caesar!

I'd pet that pussy if you know what I mean ;)

Dont commit a crime!

>but I don't know what to do

Because you have no experience, you gain it by actually interacting with grills.

I officially have this thread's cutest GF

IMMIGRATION REFORM IS RAAAYCISS

Go find some of your enemies and put a few bricks through the windshield of their car.
I have a gf.

Get /fit/

I've given thought to stockpiling gasoline in my apartment. Buying five gallon tanks and filling them up and storing them in the place and then lighting the place up. It's fantasy, a whimsical way, going out with a bang like that.

Pretty much,but I doubt him stopping fapping will achieve that. Though it will get him away from porn. Which is a good thing.
she has that down face going on. ew

s-sauces?

I don't like you go away

that sucks do you cry sometimes? its okay

I have watched enough jav that I now know all the common phrases

Very funny

Go fuck yourself. Seriously, just go jack it and you'll probably feel less stressed.