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whataburger edition

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*experiences an epileptic fit*

>Chelsea 5 - 0 Everton

Why aren't you lads out enjoying Bonfire Night with your mates and gfs?

I'm 6ft2, and honestly I feel so bad about my height...I am very weak and frail, had I just been 5ft9 my life would improve exponential

*stands in your way*

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too tired and hungover

no gf either haha

It's bonfire night?

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>Pooman

rasheed

>lol dumb animals don't they understand we're setting explosives off because someone tried to blow parliament up 400 years ago

the gyaldemting out in nature

>why do people keep badmouthing London?

>on yersel
what?

Never had friends to go with and going with my parents was shit as was going on the shows alone.

why dont yanks celebrate bonfire night?

What is this 5ft9 gimmick? Is it just being spammed by one lad?

how come i didn't know about this

how can anyone be tried in the courtroom without giggling

what is there to celebrate?

*sips tea*

4'11" is the peak of athletic performance

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no gf

no mates

such is life

you gotta stand up straight
carry your own weight
these tears are going nowhere
baby

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hink he's saying good on you

parliment nearly being blow up of course

>tfw American cultural imperialism is slowly imposing the metric system on the rest of the world

me not swimming over every weekend and heeming all the yank runts i see

>southerners are stupid in the US
>intelligent in the UK

interesting

gas the yanks lads

*floors you with one swift roundhouse kick*

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908584/That-ll-teach-Woman-floors-pervert-groped-bum-vegetable-aisle-single-kick.html

Shit I meant imperial system or whatever it's called

>tfw no based black prime minister who poor chav runts hate for no reason

top of the league lads

Easter?

hmm really should've been tites edition

go forth alone

Do people really stay in on this night?

Literally never in my life stayed in on the 4th of July

you couldnt heem a pumpkin youfuckin pansy

CHOOSE

HOPE

Where are all the stupid people in the UK concentrated?

Brother just faxed me this

it's tights lad

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The north

Ah yes bush was responsible for 2008 and Obama didn't bail out the banks instead of the people

Give it 50 years, when blacks and muslims outnumber whites, and this "intelligent south" will be a thing of the past.

hmm this whole cutting thing really hurts in the end

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

good bant

houses of parliament

heh

Ireland

shut the FUCK up

lood

Red are the spastics

day of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the day

The South

Can someone post the most scottish tweet ever? maybe the one about the bairns and the ball? want to test my muh heritage friend from yankland.

5'8 and built like an icelandic brick shithouse

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image if all the Canadians posted here at once.

good post

LITTLE LEGEND

>shut the FUCK up
invented this meme

wouldn't let my gf out of the house dressed like that

hmm lots of conflicting answers :)

too much of a lazy/tough cunt so just got pizza anyway haha

Going to the cornetto mass manufacturing factory. Anyone want anything?

oh fuck off you little cunt i've been saying it like that since 1997 at least

objectively the north

>The

You're not fooling anyone yank.

big fan of this tights gimmick

*posts*

Liked, upvoted and retweeted this post

Greater London

mamma mia

Blues are the cucks.

we are orlando

it's not a gimmick it's a way of life

you can't spell

>bremoaner
>most likely an arrogant jock or Rasheed

you were still messing your nappiest in 97 you fucking donut

#satire #banter #political

>chester inside cheshire west and chester inside cheshire

ah yes

BOOM CLAP

Actual business idea, hear me out:

1. Befriend a 10/10 lad
2. Acquire clingy gf
3. Get 10/10 lad to fuck clingy gf which she will obviously allow to happen because he's 10/10
4. Burst in and catch them in the act allowing me to break up with the gf and her not being allowed to say shit because it was her fault
5. Set up a business that will allow other men to rate 10/10 guys to break up with clingy gfs

And that, my friends, is how you make a million quid.

should I shave?

You can see from this map that Northerners are poor and stupid

Chicken breast
Basmati rice
Pataks jar of phal
Pack of finger chillis
Pack of red chillis
3 bottles of Kingfisher lager
Microwaveable saag also
Onion bhajis
Tesco own poppadoms (sharwoods if they're on offer)
Clove of garlic

may go for wank 6 of the day

blame the extra flags janny and his autism

*lowers the financial times, gives a sensible chuckle, then goes back to reading the financial times*

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>Quid

Alright "ass" is one thing but when the fuck did brits start saying quid as well? You guys really are getting americanized by the day

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what if she's not a slag

gas everyone but the SE + Scotland