You wake up in Auschwitz
You wake up in Auschwitz
burn down jews since i'm white
Which side
lies, I wake up in my house
I release some gas
Oh fug howd I get here
Send a postcard to mum
not according to hitler you weren't
I'm not slav desu
Wake up and going to my house because death camps are a jew lie
O shid nod again :DDDD
>Russian
>Not a slav
I'm sorry to say, but poles, gypsies, and slavs are not human.
you think nazis ever joked about that?
>wew fritz, you just dropped a stinker nasty enough to gas 6 million juden
I stroll out the front gate since I'm a 6' 2" aryan master-race.
>poles, gypsies, and slavs
>poles and slavs
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Hitler hated you poland, why are you denying it?
I visit the zoo, cinema and theatre then go to a performace from one of the several fully-equipped orchestras. The go for a check up at the hospital or dentist then a quick visit to the brothel. Maybe end the day with a few lengths in the swimming pool. All these facilties existed in the "death camp".
poles are slavs you silly goose
What? No.
Poles are East Germanics.
bad meme
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED
go to gift shop.
I have blue eyes and blonde hair I'm not slav
Take a selfie.
I actually took a selfie at that exact gate
Holy shit did I get some nasty looks from a few yanks in our group
do you want to play a game ?
Probably visiting Jews.
slavs can have blonde hair and blue eyes
...
>another day
>another shekel
Drink with the nazi officers.
chimp out and feast on human flesh
Remind the guards that we were considering an Alliance and that Mexicans are honorary Aryans.
It's been the third time this weekend desu. Hopefully, I know we're the exit is know
Go for a swim probably
Maybe take in a concert
Play a little bit of football
Learn a musical insturment maybe
>I apologise to the tour guide for falling asleep in Auschwitz and leave, embarrassed
>occasionally superstitious for a while afterwards, despite being rational enough to know better
make friends with walking potato with funny accent
Exactly why the Germans put "Arbeit macht frei" on the gates? Does it have anything to do with the Jews? Did the German tell the Jews that the work they do there would make them free?
>the potato's accent is not displeasing to your ear
>you both resolve to put the past behind you, and soon become friends