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devon

How was your bonfire night lads

just made a spelling error in a post on Sup Forums

closed the tab and I shan't be going back to that board this week

shit forgot to pledge allegiance to the union jack today lads

Saw my first dead body

there's still time

I lost my name tag

want to launch him into orbit with one almighty hoof, like johnny wilkinson in 2003

Can see my own suicide and feel powerless to prevent it

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:(

*opens thread in an incognito window*

just drank that can of juice I found on the street lads

Washed it under a cold tap first, reckon I should be OK.

think this bender has a thing for me.

I get the reference

You can't leave me hanging lad, tell us the full story

Tbh, too lewd.

bit small

>mfw my prof says that the eurocrats will respect the will of the british people and won't try to reject the brexit vote

really?

people don't know how deep the corruption goes in brussels

cba to get my suit unpacked and all that

queenie will forgive me

the fucking state of extra flag types

gay twats the lot of you

Was it a Rubicon can?

she will not

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no it was a can of Irn Bru

haha how do I get human interaction lads

feel like my smartphone is the key but I'm not going on tinder because of my fragile self-esteem

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absolute STATE of the Labour party lads

ah yes I really care what some runt professor in leafland says

>sinn feinn might sit in westminster for the first time ever to vote against brexit

this'll be fun

Enjoy your human immuno defiency virus lmao

Irn Bru comes in glass bottles, everyone knows that

>look up girl I liked in secondary school
>she has a half black kid now

ah yes

Hi Devon

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he's not a runt you fucking limey cunt

very nice man, but naive about the EU

>A CAN OF JUICE

The Troubles were pretty mental desu. You had people murdering randos just because they were the "wrong" religion and as long as they didn't get killed by the other side they all basically got away with it. It's the type of thing I would expect from Africa or the Middle East, not the so-called "first world."

But Irn bru isn't juice??!?!?

youre getting human interaction now

how do you know hes in the navy?

>Just me taking a walk towards the camera

doggo has calmed his tits now lads

Follow my diet.

I don't ask for any cash. It's very simple, just don't eat for a couple of days in a row and you WILL lose weight.

Who would've thought?

>people
I think you mean Irish.

You can only get the big glass bottles in paki shops. Normal shops sell plastic 500ml bottles or cans. Alternatively, there are unopened cans laying about city centre ripe for the picking (possibly with AIDS inside).

Favourite movie streaming website (that my friend uses and he told me about it) got shut down lads.

For FUCKS sakes.

He only watched films that are at least 20 years old anyway.

What's the big fucking deal?

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ah, dinner time!

>Irn Bru
>Can
>of juice
wahatudeygfhieu lads help what the heckkkk is he talking about

It's fizzy juice.

almost finished diner

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The irony here is that you know who Murdoch is because parliament/the government held to account far more than eurocrats in Brussels ever are

what fruit does the juice come from?

You understand tat this was theft right

You're now a micro-criminal

I can get you an invite to filelist.ro. Not obscure things but you can get your superstore, big bang, and modern family on time. Email me at [email protected].

What EXACTLY is it the juice OF???????????

What would happen if Muslims moved to NI like they have done london?

*clones myself 10,000 times*

I'm still pissed off we lost megavideo

that site used to have every tv show.

damn he is a handsome man

your target is 66kg? are you 5'5"?

woah where did these 10,000 gays come from

Girders

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me and the lads

I like them black girls
I like them white girls
I like them Asian girls
I like them mixed-raced girls
I like them Spanish girls
I like them Italian girls
I like the French girls
And I like Scandinavian girls
I like them tall girls
I like them short girls
I like them brown haired girls
I like them blond haired girls
I like them big girls
I like them skinny girls
I like them carrying a little-bitty weight girls

gay land

*sends you to fight the droid army of the confederacy*

Troubles conflicts weren't that long after yanks were hanging black people from trees en masse m8

That's just an old target. I kept it because I like the lines. And also because I'd love to smash my 83 something kg when I started gaining weight. I'm only 5'9''. Still taller than the bf though.

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sorry, forgot to lock up the runt cage for the night and they've escaped, ill have them locked up again in no time

hello ,,

do you think the runts on runt island have any fireworks?

theya no mach faw droidekaahs

*convenes a series of long, arduous committee meetings to discuss trade negotiations in light of the peace treaties*

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...So you like French girls hey? Wanna taste this one?

>why yes I do download my political opinions from an anime imageboard and youtube videos
>my views are as valid as anyone's!

>fizzy juice

who let my (deceased) nan on Sup Forums lol

could send any cunt here to a&e with a flick of the wrist, you runts are nothing to me

Note to self: do NOT fart in your car then let it sit in the sun

Jennifer
Alison
Phillipa
Sue
Deborah
Annabel too
I wrote this song for you

Have seen some cunt walking their pit Bull off the lead in the park on my dog walks recently. I have steered my dog (German Shepherd) well clear the past three times I saw it cos I know it's only a matter of time before the 'dindu nuffin hes never done this before he wouldn't hurt a fly' pit cunt lunges at her or some child near by.

Ideas for the best way to deal with an attacking pit? I'm thinking about carrying my pocket knife whenever I take my dog out so I can quickly slit its throat if it ever attacks.

I realise I'm being edgy, but I hate pits so much and the thought of some out of control animal hurting my dog makes my blood boil. I've seen too many liveleak videos and read too many headlines about pits mauling babies to not be cautious of all of them

i'm 55kg

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what on earth?

having a can of fizzy pop

123movies is the best site

having a sugary beverage

>picks up a can of irn bru from off the street
>thinks it's juice
>keeps it in his fridge for a few hours
>drinks it

this person posts on /brit/ with you

I fuck the music, I make it cum
I fuck the music with my serpent tongue

HIT HIT HIT

hey baby xx

bitchy, sassy girls are the thinking mans fetish.

*activates the Seal of Orichalcos*

heh, nothin' personnel kid

*takes a sip and faints*

bradley poster is a /brit/ institution

A little glimpse of the future

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I come to you today with a choon

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THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

IT'S GONE

IT'S DEAD

IT'S DECEASED