Welcome: Russians and friends of Russia

Welcome: Russians and friends of Russia

Not welcome: americans, europeans, churkas, russophobic slavs

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sorry about that whole lenin guy we let through haha

>tfw not russian

helo guyz may neym iz vadya.
ay du bizness in rusha.
ay sak yo dikk for moneyz.

if yu a yukrain, yu pay 1 000 rushleys
if yu a chichen or dag, yu pay 500 rushleys
if yu a amerikan or yevropey yu pay 5 000 rushleys
if yu a filthy rushan pig yu pay 15 000 rushleys

im vadya. luk mi up in vc.kom. mi neym iz vadya gasanov.
faynd mi.
surprize mi.
meyk mi laff.
meyk mi yors.
tray it.

>friends of Russia
An empty thread then?

belarus can post here

hello

>Sorry
Don't be, Russians miss the S*viet union.

Belarus has internet?

yes

Yes

I miss the power of the USSR not the USSR itself.

Hacтoлькo бaттхepт, чтo нaзвaниe тpeдa пpoeбaл, OП?

But I like Russia :(

I'm literally gonna bash everyone in this thread

*bashes your head in*

>the power of the ussr

>no moneyz
>empty shops
>not allowed to travel
>not allowed to work for yourself
>not allowed 10000 more things

Power my ass, commie scum.

Interesting. I am still amazed there are people living there who haven't killed themselves yet. Isn't Belarus the country piss poor Russians look down upon? Or is there even a difference?

international power idiot

belarus is just russia if russia only had farms

Why ban all Americans, quite a few of us on Sup Forums like you. I like you guys.

Belarus is, well, better of than Ukraine (a LOT better) and even some EU members, like say Romania
Theyre actually a pretty nice country, you should visit

I'm afraid I'd get cut into pieces and sold to old chinese businessmen as some sort of exotic dish.

First for Greater Chechnya

You'll get massacred for this kind of crimes

>international power
Who cares about that shit when you have nothing to eat and are cut off of the rest if the world?

my life for udmurtia

Fuck of ramzanka no churkas allowed

Зиc. Я бы лyчшe в Aвcтpии жил, пpo кoтopyю в нoвocтях paз в гoд гoвopят

He slept in my negihbourhood, pretty fun stuff

Probably not even that exotic, I mean theres really little exotic about austrian sausages

Human trafficking is still a good business in your countries and I've already heard a few stories from native Romanians/Belarusians/Estonians how things roll in there. It's certainly harsher than my cozy Austria.

i like rossija

t. Citizen of literally any invaded country a day before he's killed at a wedding with a tomahawk missile

are russians capable of feeling emotions such as loneliness and existential angst?

that is all russians feel

Nobody will invade Russia. This piece of frozen soil is of no use even for the Russians themselves.

i took russian language class in school, i only know 3/4 of the alphabet
rate

russia gets invaded in a major way once a century at least

cuck

russia is being invaded by non-whites like all other white countries, white russians are being displaced.

poor belarusians

> Cant speak english of shit
Retard
I think White Russian is a sort of a cocktail

i was making a joke

>white russians
Sorry no such thing.
We are Mongol buryat kalmik chechen.

Well it was a stupid joke
Gotta know your cocktails else the westerners will think we're savages Who only drunk raw vodka

it was supposed to be a stupid joke

Good job them comrade

>r*ssians
>white

lel

>russians
>posting fenno ugr
Nice bait

Russians are aryans.

This guy has some genetic related problems, I haven't seen anyone like this in my entire live.

I think he's pretty got
t. average 9/10 Russian girl

It has something to do with you being straight descendants of genghis fucking khan himself

>t. Ahmet

Watch your anger, Ahmet. Don't get exploded.

Ah yes Germanics act tough in quotes but when their women get raped they cry like they are victims

Who you? All truly russian people look nothing like mongols.

Is Russian a hard language to learn?

Yes.Hard and useless unless you want to read classic Russian literature.

My ears are burning. Did someone say my name?

They weren't ethnic russians, dumboo all of them were german, french etc

Maybe partly, there are some european blood in russians since we live on the same continent frog.

y u do dis

Why russians don't like nice americans?

кaк мoжeт инocтpaнeц нaйти paбoтy в poccий?

cocaть хyи нeплoхo oплaчивaeтcя

Hello comrade
I am friend of russia
Am actually russian on vacation
Needed break from cold so went to california
but california is just remind me of old USSR with more food

no one says comrade here

Ok
I'm not actually russian but I bet you're smart enough to guess that
Seriously get me out of commiefornia, I hate it here

are you chicano?

stop saying tahttt

I just want to help you

No, half eastern european and half western

why you don't move to the north or New England? It is pretty hot there as for me

i dont want to suck willys ok

i probably going to st petersburg idk wher is best place to enlist in rusian ground forces

I'd love to, but there are too many damn libtards
I'd go insane after being tried for thirty different kinds of hate speech

Second for Greater Chechnya

then you will starve to death
no jobs for foreigners here

we have no such problems here
everyone just trying to survive and don't give a flying fuck about all rhis shit

At least you are white

youtube.com/watch?v=4XkJ9xtAhfo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just want to make enough money to live in rusia for few months

can rent gostinka on 3 month tourist visa? pls tell

a кaк твoй ник пepeвecти? бeгyщий дo вeтpy?

>mfw I am glorious slavic brotherhood by blood
Can I come join you guys?
Shit now I wanna move to russia

ther are hate speech laws in rusia just so u kno

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shut da fuck up

sure why not

Yeah but they aren't so strict like in this downy child of Karl Marx and Jose Stalin

why meen to mee??? :'(
sometimes they are worse

True enough
Alright thanks

because your shitposting is funny but too annoying

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should i go to peterburg and enlist ther then

i like imperial architecture but no big sities so :/ maybe smal gorod outside peterburg like pushkin? but it remind me a bit of england which i dont like :/
not shit post it is me this is me i have autism in real

#p1371025

russaboo here, can anyone translate? :3

Literally white niggers. Kill yourselves, and send your women here for disciplining.

broken link

youtube.com/watch?v=pWVqHfYwDMg

*slaps your ass*
Come 'ere, sit on my lap
*starts to pat you on head
while playing with your long hair with the other hand

Belarus is superior to Russia.

das tru

Your boy Trump was just attacked and whisked off stage by security.