You wake up in the International Space Station

You wake up in the International Space Station

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crash it into america

do you want to play a game ?

go home

put ear plugs

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>tfw will never participate in zero-G international orgies and gangbangs

zero g environments are well-documented to increase libido and sexual urges in test subjects. Can you imagine the fucking uncomfortable boners in skin tight space suits, tugging at your fabric and begging for release? And the astronaut pussy game ridiculous. Astronauts are olympic-tier athletes, often at the prime of their lives, all straining with uncontrolled hormones, begging for release amidst the stress of work and tedium. I can only imagine how the sick sex games they play up there when Captain is not looking.

>implying the captain didn't write the daily sex schedual

you can't get a boner in space, you are literally cucked by space

I have a cheeky wank and watch my sperm flotilla wander around the space station as my spacemates are trying to dodge the cum drops

you can't get a boner in space

How would you know?

watch me

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your body is already freaking out in zero g
being in space lowers your blood pressure and slows down the flow of blood overall. That means you almost certainly can't get a boner

i've seen spaceporn yes you can

shut up Popescu, that's a myth.

>implying low blood pressure is enough to stop you from getting hard with all that ripe pussy floating by you through the corridors
>implying the ISS isn't the perfect place to get some strange (only bachelors are allowed, strangers from different countries who never see each other, cramped together in small enclosures, stressed out but bored at the same time, etc)
>implying they aren't fucking harder than the olympic village
>implying viagra and birth control aren't almost mandatory aboard the ISS

probably have to dodge semen flotillas every fucking day to be honest f@m

probably smells like a frathouse exchange on friday night in there. Young astronaut puzzy passed around like the common cold. I wonder which flag gets the most foreign tail?

you are sick in the head

I was on the ISS and yes, you get laid. Although, it's more like floated.

>implying you aren't fapping to my posts

I'm not. Though praise kek

Open the window and let some fresh air in.

kek

If i remove that glass, will everyone die?

You miss a city and instead crash it into the desolate open plains of Wyoming

It would be extreme painful

>start to freak out
>flashbacks from salvia trip
>end up opening a door in extreme panic and killed along with everyone on board

>tfw no space gf

bad feel

>ok... I WANT TO GO BACK LET ME OUT

Wait...what saliva trip?

Salvia divinorum

>Edmonton
>no gf
Sounds about right.

I'd love to see earth from space and make out geographical features through the clouds.

wow

I watch earth through the cupola which was built in Italy.

The highest grade components for advanced machines such as cell phones and computers are often built by slave labor in asia

Immediately start shitposting on Sup Forums with R A R E flag

We'd all know it was an aussie shitposting anyway