German """""""""cartography""""""""""

>German """""""""cartography""""""""""

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Man I wish japan was that close to us ;___;

why is there a portugal in the middle of the pacific

north America looks like a dinosaur
it's even got a mouth

>Canibali

WTF I hate Brazil now

We were originally japanese but an earthquake kicked us to the Atlantic, right next to Spain

Actually wasn't it the Portuguese that started calling Japan "Zipang"?

>India superior
German cuck status confirmed

It all makes sense now

This map is older than your country and its history
>American """""""""history"""""""""

Germany had only been a country for like 27 years.

>Canadian """""""""education"""""""""
Thanks for proving how dumb the migrants of "New World" are

1989 wasn't that long ago, buddy. There was no Germany before then, just Deutsch Republics, various Empires, the Nazis and the HRE.

You are really that stupid, right?

And I love your tasty ass. Please come to Brazil.

It was the Italians. Marco Polo I think. It was what they called it in some region in China.

>Federal Republic of Germany founded 23 May 1949

oh okay a few years off

>north america after the Shattering

you mean the sharttering
HAHAHAHHAAA

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Did they know about Antarctica back then, or is that giant landmass under South America just the Falklands or something?

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>Marco Polo existed

Careful with that tipping, user.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Japan#History_and_evolution

I can tell it's a forgery because the Nazis would never give us anything, and certainly not all of the Guyana.

so before 1982

The Americas have had civilizations for maybe 500 years (natives don't count because they're savages).
Germany has had civilization for well over a thousand years, even if you exclude times of being savage. The old German towns that still exist today are about 1300 years old, and the city of Bonn is even 2000 years old but it was first built by Romans

I'd visit there every month if it was.
> tfw we'll have to wait a few millions years for the Pacific to shrink

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Civilization is overrated desu.

>The Americas have had civilizations for maybe 500 years
The Mayan city of El Mirador was as populated as Rome at the same time and the oldest civilizations in Peru are as old as Sumerians.

and Tenochtitlan>Atlantis

Evidence?

friendly reminder that japan would zerg your californian ass in WWII if they were really that close
Pacific needs to stay as a barrier between regular people and the Nether Realm

Is that Texas

"falkland"

>where are muh malvinas?

Germany is full of savage people. Your savage ancestors killed millions of innocent people. It seems that those native americans were more civilized than your people, uh?

duno but teotihuacan was built around year 0

Mexican natives were more organized in the 1500s than Germany in the 1900s

Germans still don't have a civilization.

>this was the best map in europe for 300 years

Dont worry, we take credit for that.
Oi lad.

I'm not really sure what landmass I'm looking at.

now?

It's upside down you mongrel. No wonder I couldn't recognise anything.

Yes, The arab made a critical error in orientation desu. Everyone know's north is up in the universe.

that's a big Apulia

It looks like an omelette

jej

>looks like an omelette
smiled
>see french flag
lol'd

>He doesn't live in a town older than 2000 years.

marco polo (marko pulic) was croat though. He just lived under venetian rule

hol up

>Not even the Nazis would give Bolivia a coast
>In fact, they'd dismember Bolivia

kek

kurds don't have a country

wasn't he a serbian count called (markich pulizer)?

lies. he was a polish-german merchant called Marko Polen

don't mayas died because they were too dumb and destroyed their own environment? LEL

germany is nearly a century younger than america

they lived in a jungle with shitty soil is part of the problem. There are overgrown jungle-covered cities all over the place in testament to this

meanwhile the ince had terraced farming and 8000+ potato varieties for every altitude and micro-climate

>1300 years old german town "old"
>He doesn't live in a city that was build in antiquity

>being proud about the fact the gauls got conquered

just a daily reminder about who stopped the roman empire

>natives don't count because they're savages
lmao

while mayans were doing astronomy you where killing women shouting "witch!! witch!!"

Just some tribes did that.
But that was suppose to be us?

>being pround to be an uncivilized snow nigger
enjoy your swamp when you don't have thermæ

daily reminder that the goths were from sweden

well it were manly the cherusci that stopped rome. but ok thanks for the reminder about the goths

You mean denmark

well nowdays we actually have quite nice, modern thermaes. and we also speak a similar language like our ancestors- unlike the gauls whol lost their languge and nowday speak some made up roman language.

this is teotihuacan

Daily attempt by dirty Svears to claim Spanish glory, do you mean.

sure thing hans, i'm sure you wuz da real heroes

i didn't know gotland was in denmark

ebin my moorish friend

At least I am Goth, unlike you, Svearmoorish friendo.

do you honestly belive the goths marshed several hundreds of kilometers to fight someone they never met alongside with other peole that they never met before? yeah sure thing.

what are you even talking about? the goths took refuge in eastern rome and later revolted because the romans were cunts.

i talked about the fight that stopped the roman empire at the rhine. why would you bring up the goths there when you know they had nothing to do with that? i don´t get it

>natives don't count because they're savages

Actually this map is pretty good.

ehhm ok, you seem a bit confused. i'll just leave it at that

>>Sup Forums

wtf I love Germany now
nvm

>had civilizations for maybe 5000 years
FTFY

But yeah, most of the americas didn't had civilization until the arrival of europeans.

False he was an irish lord. Mark O'Polo

They even put a gigantic ship in the middle of the ocean. That thing could be its own continent. What the fuck is that ship doing there?
Plus there's 2 huge flags on the map, and one of them is in the middle of the fucking water. I doubt there's ever been flags that big. Why are Germans so bad at scale?

> we were incultured savage 2000 years ago but today we also have thermae so it's totaly like roman r...right?
okay if you thinks so
>And i totally speak the same langage like my ancestors
yeah right because langage doesn't evolve in the time and i totaly speak the same dialect of the region where my ancestor lived not the an also made up langage that was unify by my country.

did i hit a nerve?

When we're talking about Germans, we're talking about barbarians, usurpers, destroyers of the civilizations. We're talking about a group of individuals, maybe "people" like some might say, which Legions of Rome found so barbaric, so uncouthed, so crude, so vulgar that they refused to subjugate them. They refused to culturally enrich them. Think about it for a second.

When we're talking about Germans, we're talking about group of individuals, pretenders who can go as far as to call themselves Roman after destroying their lands, rape and destroy their civilizations. Not just Roman. But HOLY Roman. Yes, you heard it right. HOLY. Group of individuals who waged hundreds of years of wars against pope and still have the dignity to call themselves Holy.

When we're talking about Germans, we're talking about the laughing stock of the land of the Europe and its people. We're talking about group of individuals who kept fighting amongst themselves only to rank from "archdukes" (Yes, you heard it right) to EMPERORS while other great nations of the Europe colonized new worlds and defended their lands against the heretics of Islam. We're talking about group of individuals which stuck between France and Poland so that they could have their petty fights among their tiny little duchies.

When we're talking about Germans, we talk about group of individuals who wanted to become relevant so bad that, they triggered chain of events which lead to 2 world wars just in the timespan of 30 years.

And today, you're still doing the same shit. Making Europe degenerate like you always were.

THIS is the German civilization. Refugees Welcome.

Every country in the world has a column like that in it somewhere.

that is true. however most of the gilded cannons and the statue are made from captured french cannons (+danish +austrian) and that is quite unique, wouldn't you agree?

> American """""""""cartography""""""""""

nah, we have the same in paris, made from auzterlitz's captured cannons

austria and russia -2 big nations o.k. that´s cool.
but the captured cannons of 3 nations that where the goal is at, kiddo!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Austerlitz
Nah it was the Holy Roman Empire, including germans. Also your column is fuckin horrible, you have no style Helmunt.

Also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jena%E2%80%93Auerstedt

C U C K E D

wow i must congratulate you about finding one of the many false wikipedia entries. just switsh the language and you will see how "holy roman empire of the german nation" switches places wirh "austrian empire" and btw the frensh article about this also names the austrian empire as enemy :
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_d'Austerlitz


F R E N C H E D

fuck germany

i don´t know how we deserve this; but fuck you aswell

>HA guys look at me, I took a map from a certain town in America and now it means that all american cartographers believed this!!!!

Aren't Germanic people literal savages and the reason the Roman empire isn't around anymore?

>germans telling lessons on cruelty
lmaooo

i am pretty sure in 20+16 germans can openly tell lessons about cruelty. how about you guys? how long did you own colonies and how did they got independent? oh and what happend to all the frensh ladys that listened to their love during WWII?