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I have a 5'8 friend and I can't help but laugh at everything he does

benis :D:::DD:D:D:d

I hate niggers.

Insecure much?

Reminder that if you refer to pizza as 'za you need to kys

>lola
>smoking
delet

noth' lik' a' goo' o' go' za'

I like pictures like this

I'm 5'7 . Laugh away stranger, my life's perfect with or without it at the end of the day

> Southerner says something not retarded
Really fired my neurons

>noth' lik' a' goo' o' go' za'

>Caring about characters

welp amazon finally got to me that free $50 gift card offer had been sitting there for years and I finally used it. Guess I have a amazon credit card now.

pizza is pronounced "pete-zuh"

Its pronounced as "Pea-zah"

>not caring about characters
do you even have a waifu?

there is a t in that word and you know it

It's Pete-zah

>watching Israeli MRE review
>start eating olives and tuna out of a can
not sure what I expected

peat-za.
Undisputable

what are you plannig to do this night /cum/?

> having pictures of 2D sluts saved on your device
Kill yourself

Just realized that in most words with a "T" we sub the true "T" sound for "D" but in "Pizza" we apparently decided that it has a "T" sound in there.

North Dakota is my waifu desu

nou black person

>be /northeast/
>be obnoxious, neurotic asshole yankees
>south hates us because they cannot fucking build trains
>spit out a presidential candidate as stylish as JFK
>literally waves his arms around and makes vague strongman statements
>get huge chunks of the nation to follow him
either the northeast is extremely alpha, or the rest of the country can't hop off dese nuts

Give me your dankest memes

>he isn't stocked for tonight

What type of STEM degree are you getting /cum/?

You have roaches

what does STEM means?

biology pre-med

I have never seen an insect inside of my house. Maybe a lady bug once.

Graduating this December with a degree in CS with a focus on Information Systems. Already have a job lined up that I'll be starting in January.

I made it, lads.

>board games
whatchu got?
smug cunt

mbv 2bh lads
youtube.com/watch?v=5qC35UJSXlI

Media studies.

I also had a good time in college and networked like crazy

>Hear something at my window
>Its a kitty

slut

>Miller High Life
>Old Milwaukee
>lunchable

I need a new scratch tree for my kot.

what should i get?

Pic related.

What are we playing tonight, /cum? Ignore the duck dynasty shit, I got it as a gift.

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Candy Land

gonna study Environmental Science and Natural Resources

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>he doesnt have life
It's like pottery. Oh well, Yahtzee was always fun

candy land is 100% RNG

might as well flip coins and count who gets the most heads

biochemistry

>no Crossfire

aeronautical engineering
the graduate programs are actually not difficult, desu

I want to be a DnB dj

>Duck Dynasty

user....

is that non-alcoholic chobani yogurt?

Thinking of going back to school for aero engineering at some point honestly.

Just told a girl I loved her for the first time.

Platonically.

do Americans genuinely believe that their politicians are part of satanic cults or is it just trolling? I'm referring to the whole #spiritcooking thing

Is an economics degree good?

what's your current gig?

Some of them are
Open your ey*s

Yes, though it's god tier if paired with Accounting or Finance

go into accounting instead

I feel sad now.

Tell us about her? How long have you been dating

Electrical Engineering.

how is that?

Information Science and Technology

:^)

my grandfather studied something like that and then helped design ICBMs

I think it was aerospace or something though, idk he is dead now

I like it, but if you don't like math you'll be very intimidated by it.

>Trump almost got assassinated and he comes back on stage
>Hillary cancels for rain
Your election is really fucking weird amerispooks.

Aircraft technician. Always did horrible with math in HS so went more of a tech degree route, but when I was in school for that I found out that I'm not bad at math if I actually do my homework (shocker) so now I'm reconsidering.

what type of math do you use?

>Just told a girl I loved her for the first time.
First time for any girl, or just this one?

I've never understood credit cards? Is there a monthly fee if I dont use it?

she's gay. pretty much my only friend. she looks like pic related

Uh, Already got Nautical Engineering.

I'm mostly doing stuff with imaginary numbers at the moment.

sheeeiit

The more I think about it, the more I'm starting to believe Trump really is Andrew Jackson reincarnated. If he would've went out and beat whatever suspect with a cane my opinion would be solidified.

That shit faker than a black woman's hair

First time for any grill

Is it reasonable to believe that a male and female evolved independently, yet one has a male organ which fits a female organ and contributes an egg and sperm and must come together to reproduce? Is it reasonable to believe a caterpillar evolved to enter a cocoon and emerge as a butterfly? It seems to believe in evolution requires significantly more faith than believing in a creator.

Depends. Not usually monthly, but some cards charge an annual fee but then often have better rewards when you use them. A lot of cards don't have any fees though.

Ouch.

What's wrong with lunchables

Andrew Jackson is without a doubt the most Alpha president ever.
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>Is it reasonable to believe that a male and female evolved independently, yet one has a male organ which fits a female organ and contributes an egg and sperm and must come together to reproduce?
>why are Finnish birth rates so low?

k

Ah it's not too bad. Obviously I would like her to be straight, but she loves me back, so I guess I have a best friend I love platonically.

>That totally inorganic gesture to signal the audience that something the happen
>That completely emotionless stage exit

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My gf wants to see other people. Idk what to feel

>mfw boys

What's bad is that, for you, it's a noteworthy event.

That's rough man, how long were you two together?

tfw no gf of course

>Totally inorganic because there's fucking lights in the way

You've never been in a bad situation with guns involved have you?

Waaaayy more people were yelling gun than he could've paid without SOMEONE noticing.

time to fap the pain away

That's really cool. I respect your grandfather. My grandfather was a tailor in the Soviet Union who never had access to proper education because of his religious beliefs, but he managed to carry his family to the states and worked in a factory every day to support us.

Yeah, a lot of people have math anxiety but aren't necessarily bad at math. A friend of mine went to a local private Catholic school and never learned anything past fractions by high-school graduation (the school was mismanaged and eventually closed). He had to start with basic algebra in college.

At least you can say you've had one.

What should I fap to?