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not going to reply to that australian
not going to reply to you
rizlas were stuck together but I averted the crisis by gently rubbing them with my thumb and forefinger
I'm defo the biggest abnormie here
Rolling a spliffy la?
lads and I on the bottom right
I attend University and have friends as well, tbqh.
No
She's the italian girl living in Germany btw
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Up to what number can the English count? I hear 38 is the threshold.
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>tfw no gf to sex with
I'd be shit at it anyway
having some clean water
>fifty seven percent (57%)
big lips are fucking hideous
Post 3" willy
nah lad quit all that a while ago
am a lazy shit enough without monging out all day
>yanks killing politicians
While it's somewhat admirable it seems so uncivilized
Worse I've heard of in the commonwealth is once our PM got a pie to the face and the assailant got away
Also someone smashed an egg on Turdeaus head and he was NOT happy
fuck off low test beta white boy
I believe it's Helvetica
Wasn't a remain MP assassinated in the UK?
could i go to prison if i had cyber sex with a minor if they told me they were 21 and you can see from chat history i genuinely did believe them
asking for a friend
Ever use a volcano/vape? You get a nice head high without becoming a turd on the couch
got called a low test beta white boy in /brit/
Congratulations, here's a trip ticket to Haiti.
t, ugly thin lips
Full lips look good on a man
Far nigger lips are too much
gimmick idea: reply to people by saying "see >>some post" instead of writing my own reply. i call it post reuse
e.g. below
see
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no you would laugh at me
yanks have a very strange obsession with their politicians desu. it's very, very different to politics here in australia at least
plus here and probably the same in senate you can watch PMQ live in the house of commons with every top PM in the same room
yet no-one has ever been attacked
don't believe it, bud.
You're not funny.
last gf had massive fat mong lips (felt pretty nice tho)
current girl has tiny, tiny lips and I just wish they were slightly bigger, just want a nice balance
these niggas always lying in their rap hooks
probably couldn't tell me how a strap looks
bro 6ix got the tunes on his hard drive
so I tell him put the riddim on my macbook
What does the "NT" stand for?
t. batty boy
Ahh yes so called "abortion on demand", hmm wonder if I can get the gf an oil abortion takeaway? Half price Tuesday maybe?
Oh yea lol
Brits are basically barbarians too
The only civilized countries are the Commonwealth realms to be perfectly honest
Probably
But we're all buddies here
Fricking mentally handicapped proving why we can't have nice things.
national team
Hey! You stop impersonating me right this instance or I'll...
I'll...!
>fuck off national team
Hmmmmm
>samefag
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fucking LEAFS thinking they're more british than they are american. literally worst ally
flatmate vapes but I've never tried it
plus I don't wanna waste all my money again, 6 months ago I was spending more than half my salary on drugs
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Dr. Poopvel, I'm CIA
*buys you a vape box and some juice*
alri
my gf
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Ask em if you can try it, it's a really pleasant high
But don't go back to being a degen
had an absolutely crackin night lads
met an absolutely lovely girl
VERY happy overall, and i hope you all are too. If you're not right now, you might well be soon :)
>21:56:33
real hours
no
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>our legacy bomber
>champion hoodie
>black acne jeans
>doc marten boots
thoughts on the so called 'fit' for tomorrow lads?
having my doubts
this is how australians go about politicians
sounds pretty decent mate
this
the picture was taken by a canadian, I made the original post, it was like 4 AM
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top it all off with a noose
one of those nights where i'm motivated to get fit, so i can get a gf
it won't happen though
>jacket + hoodie
Grow up m80 do a jacket and a sweater or cardigan
Add a scarf if it's biting your neck
reggae mon
based grandpa, probably got good brains from his mizus for being an absolute legend on the grocery run
will never forget he ate a raw onion the fucking mong
nice brand names mate i reckon everyone will be well impressed the moment you inevitably tell them
marketing peon
Rate my origami swan lads
so was i desu
outside of today pretty much everything has been shit, just shit piling upon shit.
But tonight was actually decent enough to turn the tide a bit.
keep your chin up
buffting
father told me to never trust an australian
>Tony Abbott takes a painful tumble out of a fire truck as he helps fight massive blaze in Sydney
ah yes, australia never disappoints
really and truly just incredibly awful post, think you should stop posting stuff like that
>cardigan
absolutely creasing
not a crane/10
bet you tried to make a crane but decided it was too hard and settled for a swan ahahah fucking mong
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dress better than anyone here
Just kidding
Why are celts so vastly physically superior to everyone else?
I just laugh in pity. Slavs, Anglos, germanics, Africans, Asians, central Asians, Latinos, none of them stand a chance against the big mick dick, they're all seething jealous needle dicked subs
It's sad really, while every other European countries birth rates are declining Ireland's are increasing. We have one of the highest in Europe and are on par with many third world countries in terms of birth rates.
What's sad is that in twenty years time, every Anglo woman's womb will be filled up with mutual mick and black bull semen. ALSO Irish genes aren't recessive, so if a Celtic bull fucks a Nubian goddess her child will come out white, blue eyed with flowing locks of ginger hair.
Feels good to be so superior.
Is the FONT nerd the usual FONT autist or is it someone trying to be edgy?
You are now thinking about the girl you fancy doing a big sloppy poo
business idea: yanks but without the breathing
lads if clothes make the man then what kind of man are you if you only buy that which is specifically marketed towards you?
Edgy
see
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used to be able to make boxes out of a piece of paper by folding it a certain way and then blowing into it
trait of slaves
Interest rates are too high, and it doesn't even meet the margins
shut up you're 5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger
@67046260
screeching
>dying of heat exhaustion at room temperature
>physical superiority
hao lin
can still do this
I can still do it. I also found out from the youtubes I can put lighter fumes in it and it ignites and launches itself.
yanks are just too easy
truly feel a sense of intellectual superiority over their whole nation
>screeching
Fucking try hard