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>I'd rather throw away a gun than use it to kill innocent people.

i'm not jealous of the midwest meetup
not at all

I have a crush on Jenna Coleman

>California enters the thread

>mebae
my nigga

rorirorikun

Who invited all the homos?

I thought she moved already
w/e

>tfw didn't drive a 12 hour round trip for comfy meetup
Regretting it desu

Just have a /socal/ meetup you nerd

You could even have it in that one burger joint you Californians never shut up about

>New Hampshire
you did

Excellent edition

You lot seem more obsessed with it than we do

it is saturday night. the gay circlejerk with anime was always saturday night.

>there is a girl browsing this thread as we speak

>BarelyNewEnglandicutt

This is a boys club

only cool coastie here is that norcal user

girls? Just another jotolisco.

it was okay, just talked about some of the legends of /cum/
join us in the next meetup bud. Last time it was three people so easy to compromise location.

So what's /cum/
eating
drinking
listening to
playing
doing
crying about

I really hate how this has been the WORST year for third parties when it should have been the best. Third parties immediately panicked though and gave in to the "lesser of two evils" lie they've tried to fight for years. Left-wing parties that have as much in common ideologically with Clinton as they do with Trump endorse Clinton because they're so afraid of Trump. Same thing on the other side of things. Trump is the antithesis of social conservative values. I don't understand how we let this happen. I really don't want conspiracy theories, but we seriously fucked up as a country somehow and I can't figure out how. I've spent the last year researching this and I'm no where near a conclusive answer. I have more respect for people voting shit like American Nazi Party than Republican/Democrat because at least they fucking stand for something. It's so goddamn sick.

You're lucky I have to leave or I'd give you what for

I am so fucking tired of seeing you post this stupid smug cunt every fucking day. Don't you have anything better to do in your life you Western shit eating faggot?

Sup Forums is for anime only. Fuck off

>You're so obsessed with it
I don't remember its name but the only reason I know about it is because Californians laud it as some gift from God

Then arrange something with him and go hang out somewhere

I got this so maybe I could drive somewhere
When is the next meetup? Where?

We need to get the discord back up

Vyvance
Coffee
New Order - Dreams Never End
With myself
^
^^

It's very likely a girl will choose a general called cum

Crab
Lemon mint tea
Plaid - Snakening
Hard Time (lol)
In the shower
I'm crying about my girlfriend. I tried necking myself on Thursday and now I'm thinking about her.

Johnson basically has autism and Stein is a conspiracy theorist, that's how 3rd parties fucked up.

Just banter lad

not a clue, probing for hype. It was two Minnesotans and an Iowan. Can we get a Dakotan, Wisconsinite, and Illinoisians in too?

>I don't remember its name but the only reason I know about it is because Californians laud it as some gift from God

In n Out and it is the best fast food burger joint there is.

Why don't we have a USA general?
Would be glorious.

Go to the Brea Mall and get a smashburger and then come back.

if its not a group thing then that just seems pretty gay
anyways i doubt anyone here's really up for one, pretty impressive you guys got something going

youtube.com/watch?v=aKpSSl2Ouqo

>implying /cum/ isn't basically just USA general.

...

I AM LIGHTNING, THE RAIN TRANSFORMED

nothing right now, maybe some fries in a bit
water
Squrepusher - Iambic 9 Poetry
nothing atm
reading a book
pretty content with myself right now desu, so nothing

Spurdoland!

In n' Out is overrated.

This.
/cum/ is USA with some Canadians and some Rich Spanish-Mexican diaspora who can afford Internet

You and I should do one, we can meetup halfway.

Maybe, no promises atm

No clue as to where it'd be but regardless I'm going to have to leave pretty early to make it

You could try and make /westcoast/ and invite nerds from Oregon and Washington and meetup in Northern California

Thanks for proving my point :::::::^)

living the dream

jonesing and hating life atm because apparently dealers don't work on the weekends I guess they all got sunday school or some shit

*teleports behind you*

>eating
Potato chips.
>drinking
Water.
>listening to
I was listening to 91x; it's been a very long time since i heard something at the radio.
>playing
Nothing
>doing
posting as a namefag in Sup Forums, like any other day.
>crying about
Nothing.

pssh nothing personal kid

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>meetup halfway
>end up in the flyover meetup

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>eating
nothing
>drinking
nothing
>listening to
some random youtuber
>playing
aoe2 hd
>doing
see above
>crying about
nothing
plz gib original image

TWO

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Nothing
Vodka/Cider
youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing

>realize that flyover states are the best because immigrants and tourists don't go to them

>eating
Cereal, choco krispis
>drinking
milk?
>listening to
watching UFC atm, its in Mexico City
>playing
killing floor
>doing
Resting
>crying about
nothing at all, if anything i miss the beach

>implications
rapidcityjournal.com/news/south-dakota-black-population-doubles-in-past-decade/article_8741888e-5ade-11e0-aeb5-001cc4c002e0.html

its all fucked m80

I want a general dedicated to Americans, though.
Don't want canadians and mexicans thinking they're welcome to join.
I mean, we're the best and most significant country on earth and we don't even have our own general? Fucking Finland and Hungary have their own generals. Come on.
Would be way better if it was just Americans.

Coasties are welcome if they behave

>Immigrants don't go to them
We do but not many
We have something worse though

Transplants

Do women still sew or knit?

please delete this post

I don't have the original one.

Sorry

/mämmi is a guarantine zone for the Finns.

Somalia? Really? I've seen way more Chinese, hell, even Nigerian than Somalian

>it ain't me starts playing

>cuba
>legal
howling
seconded, i can't fucking bare it.

women don't do shit anymore except sit on their phone all day

Vietnamese are okay though
Most of them in Massachusetts are families who fled from the communists

Do you like any cartoons?

The fact that the Phillipines flag on California and Nevada is annoying me.
Also is Montanna the last bastion of whites in NA? Maybe the Yukon too.

might even stick around
one could say
become a transplant

>over the last 3 months I've paid back $10k worth of loans, rent, bills and tickets for a necessary trip to Hong Kong

More than $15k.

By the end of this month I'm going to have about $1k left in my bank account.

Want some perspective?
I've seen more native Americans than any other minority
Even then they're something like 1 in 40

Whites are 85% or something like that

anime

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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Do NOT do this.

I only watch "The Simpsons" when it's on TV and I have nothing to do.

QUICK what is the best Alice in Chains song
GO

looking at south dakotan house listens right now
seems bretty cheap desu
very tempting

>eating
pitted olives, tuna out of the can, a vegetable platter and homemade pete-zah
>drinking
protein milkshake
>watching
youtube.com/watch?v=hy4Eo1UrL9A
>playing
picross 3d
>crying about
not doing schoolwork like a responsible student

the one about how her father didnt hug her

post your favorite quote /cum/

>umi has tits
wtf

Oh I think I've seen this show before. It's pretty funny.

"i did not have sexual relations with that woman"

wtf i hate canada now

If the Midwest was filled with people from California I think it would improve.

Midwesterners are no better than Yankees anyway because they fucked up the whole slavery thing we had going on

CaliforniaLifestyle4theMidwest now

you can cum in my women, nut on her face, and fuck her from behind, but if at the end of the day, she's in my bed. who really won?

devilish

>bretty cheap
lmao no
Believe it or not housing has been going up because there are shitters here who keep complaining about low wages and poor housing

Despite us paying people $8.30 an hour minimum wage and most small stores paying more than that

Suspiciously this rise has coincided with a sudden influx of out-of-state residents moving here

Hmm how odd

>CaliforniaLifestyle4theMidwest now
>lmao dude lets go surfing

>I literally cannot stop fucking my slaves
>WTF why are there so many niggers in my state now

Me

...

lmao, get fucked

Sorry to break it to you neanderthal but yankees are the most powerful Americans in the world

aoba is a cock princess

us dixies aint too bright, y'otta know

how much is a 2 bed 2 bath?
can't be worse than down here
delete this post right now
i hope you feel bad about your comment

dont post things like this. its wrong and not welcomed here.