Mick Jagger edition
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cara
tara
giant jobbies in the toilet
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araca
>I'll be back in 2019 and probably with a pitchfork
what did he mean by this?
could go for a short hair gf 2bh lads
Mad that we either let the tories sell off the nhs to their mates or labour let in half of Islamabad
Not a fan of this choice
>Hillary shill tries to kill Trump
>fails
dire
this will practically hand him the election then.
what morons
should have done it months ago if they really cared.
to become leader of UKIP and then PM
been asked to go to Shanghai with the Chinese gf over Christmas
reckon I'll be heckled at by chubby virgin blokes for being with a Chinese girl?
All these lies.
>couldn't win his own seat as party leader
nah, he'll never get into the house of commons
he'll be back in 2019 and probably with a pitchfork
>>Hillary shill tries to kill Trump
>>fails
>dire
>this will practically hand him the election then.
>what morons
>should have done it months ago if they really cared.
having some clean water
I went to bed at midnight, woke up at 2:30, had a bowl of cereal, went on the internet and now i'm tired again
what did my hypothalamus mean by this
The BBC is run by traitors who despise white Britons and the UK in general. And this is the state broadcaster
>6 days into nofap
Should I just wank
>young white democrat voter
hmm, definitely deranged
>this will practically hand him the election then
delusional
you will ascend to superhuman abilities soon just wait it out a bit longer :-)
why the fuck are you brits so cynical?
yeah, think of how good it will feel to shoot that big thick creamy 6 day load
definitely did not immediately ignore this post
>The BBC is run by traitors who despise white Britons and the UK in general.
weird since they were censoring the fuck out of the sex pistols back in the 70s
having some cannabis
Reckon a bird has ever cracked one out over you
>the opposition is resorting to shooting him
of course it will
it did for Reagan
I can see him spinning this like mad tomorrow once everyone is awake
post quintessentially british music
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AMAZING post
We'll definitely be making Singapore a colony now
haha
not wanked in almost 2 weeks if i'm honest
not through any concerned effort to avoid it, just haven't been arsed
literally could not fucking care less
>using the f-word
cool it with the profanity
had a great bonfire night tonight but they fucking HAD to bring out a trump effigy and burn it
why the fuck do people have to shoehorn their fucking politics into everything?
also felt it was extremely ironic that they were burning trump cos he's intolerant while they were literally participating in an event where you burn a pope (the pope effigy was next to trump and they both burnt together) as a fuck you to catholics
There is literally no way that Trump can win the election at this point
>delusional
this is CTR's favorite word
fuck off you fucking fucker fucktard!
>favorite
FOY
"Woops!"
t. Lord Mountbatten
Yank autist loves making new threads
it was a bloke with a sign saying "Republicans Against Trump" trying to get up on stage but some people in the audience shouted "he's got a gun" so secret service panicked a bit. No one was actually trying to kill him, you're patted down and you have metal detectors before you can go into those events
Everyone's jumpy as we get closer to the election
edgy
except the fact that before this they were basically neck and neck, while Hillary is crashing and Donald is surging in the states he needs to be, former "democrat leaning" are becoming swing states
and swing states are becoming Repub leaning.
funny because there is a canacuck who HAS to make every late night/early morning thread with a shit edition
willing to wager that that canacuck is you
Had to google your acronym to understand your Sup Forums mouthbreathing launguage. I don't support Hillary, she's just as bad as Trump.
>except the fact that before this they were basically neck and neck, while Hillary is crashing and Donald is surging in the states he needs to be, former "democrat leaning" are becoming swing states
>and swing states are becoming Repub leaning.
thinking about shagging a chink lass but i know she's going to stink
i'm not. that's just how it works in our system
correct placement of candidates is what wins elections for parties. if a serious party leader loses the seat that is specifically tailored for him then that is an absolute disaster and shows how unelectable he is.
Quite a good post this
Don't care about any of this bollocks you runts are always on about
run along now runts
They were never neck and neck. Polls aren't accurate. Hillary will win the election simply because she's a woman and has the 51% silent majority
all you retards say the same shit. fuck off already
told some girl I'm seeing that I'm going to sleep and she's just text me saying she's caught me out not sleeping because I opened fb
absolute psycho
Pretty nice to see how many non-EU countries have been pleasant about Britain since we left the EU, speaking positively about new trades deals etc.
Makes me realise just how fucking wankerish and bitter Juncker and his tosspot cronies are
boycotting this shit until you pick a better game
now who's the delusional one?
>polls are inaccurate when they aren't in my favour anymore
good laughs had by all
prepare for a very rude wakeup on tuseday.
Upset you arent funny?
If you honestly think I'm a paid Hillary shill you should see a shrink. I almost feel bad for you.
being ugly is a true curse
you lads who aren't ugly please just be thankful that you'll never know this feel
yes
:(
smells of bananas
don't even have bananas
hmmm
Why don't Brits celebrate Anglo holidays like the 4th of July?
nose cancer
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
fuck off seizurelad
Sup lads
I never said they were ever accurate
so which is it
say you couldn't sleep/woke up
>worth £1bn a year
Good stuff May, just another 50 nations to go.
wish canadians would fuck off for good
anyone want to play star craft?
Because trade with the EU nations will completely cease right.
would you consider a girl a slut if she's made out with 12 guys by the time she's 16 and has also had 1 sexual partner
>starcraft
FOG
Warcraft 3 is the white mans RTS
yes
no question about it
>waking up at 3:58a
Woohoo
>ARSEnal
how the fuck did they get away with this lads
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What does this even mean
feels bad man, shes my gf and im gonna lose my v card to her soon probably
no hahaaha kissing guys means fuck all
I want some fug
>tfw nobody to snuggle up with and keep warm
It's possible there are shills on Sup Forums but if you really think Hillary is paying to have people monitoring a British general on Sup Forums then you're seriously fucked in the head.
it's kissing lad who cares
H-hi...^_^
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