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miku edition

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/brit/

cum lol

/mämmispurdo

I'm being hunted by giant spiders again

...

bebbi

I watched that shit when I was in high school I think. It was shit.

I'm a miku?

beat ya cunt

>Horny
>bf is tired

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

There he goes Everybody! RHEEE He Goes again!

youtube.com/watch?v=uVNrY0DKmaA
let's post our christmas songs

500+ hours on paint for this.

paint doesn't have transparency so I don't believe you

they should bring these rare flavors back
that and cherry dr pepper and red soda

Baja Blast, the official drink of BajaChan :3

C H A T T A N O O G A

/baseball /

Pleb as shit

i wish they'd add in some basic layering already

I thought they did bring Baja Blast back.

...

They did?

I know that feel. I just want to make memes, but I have to install heavy shit like GIMP and PS just to get basic shit like transparency.

wow

>boreball

J'aime Miku

I want to fuck you.

It was in stores for a limited time a while ago, but right now as far as I know you can only get it at Taco Bell

>Furpuck

Bonjour

whats up with all the booty and rice ITT

>whaa they're bullying me

fuck off

everyone loves some /cum/

Please take me out to dinner first

>canadians

youtube.com/watch?v=sxz3i0mE6vI

belongs in a museum

>estados unidos

BajaChan If I drove down to where you are, could you get me laid?

>de america

I love Miku!

paint.net niggas

Y-yes...

is Miku still popular in Nippon?

...

Stop making fun of america

Serious? With a qt grill?

please delete this

I think so

cracking photoshop is too easy if you do it right

it's not the same

Share you darkest secret with me, cum.

greatest ally

Yes.

is liking anime in nippon something weird?
or is it so popular that all people find it normal to like anime?

*drops cheeseburger in disbelief*

I snuck some communal wine instead of Grape Juice at services when I was a kid

Sweet, I'm the OC fag from earlier. Bit of a long drive and I don't have a passport, would have to get one.

I actually don't care much for hockey unless its my home team in the play offs (which never fucking happens) or team Canada for Olympics

Sometimes people read the animes on the train

this is like the plot to a romcom

devillish

>Canada
>in the playoffs

You can't read an anime you silly

ah so it's pretty normal then.
also japan responded to me

you're right next to nevada
just drive to vegas

>Illiterate burger

OR team canada in the Olympics

I am not Japan

is nippon or nihon then?

a real gangsta ass nigga don't flex nuts
cuz real gangsta ass niggas know they got em

Burgers are my favorite food; No tacos, no enchiladas, just burgers.

(Sorry, Mexico)

>Estados unidos mexicanos
arriba arriba carajo

Why is Galko so adorable?

Dude I'm beta virgin, and those brothel girls all cost a fortune and aren't particularly good from the stories.

Both is ok

Nippon seems to be used more with patriotic and nationalistic connotations while nihon is normal

>the police is so corrupt that they are no longer allowed in the fight against the cartels

wew

because she's BLACKED

you mean Ojou

Galko is a virgin.

oh is nihon stillpatriotic or people would not die for their country?

you can call an escort, you don't have to go to a brothel like the bunny ranch
your call though, maybe you'll find a spicy latina

OJOU is a cannon whore though

>likes black guys

It really only belongs at Taco Hell though since it comes on tap and not bottled/canned like that time they offered it in store. It wasn't the same Baja Blast IMO. It needs to come super carbonated from the tap to be authentic.

how? She doesnt even know the first thing about sex

People seem to like their country, I am Swedish

I've heard backpage is ok, I've never used it but the prices seem reasonable

I refuse to be a slave to my body's desires, because they are not of my mind's desires. My mind desires greater things than my primal instincts ever could, and I refuse to give into the same transgressions that have overpowered the powerful who lack authority, devastating civilizations and breeding suffering on immense scales for centuries on end. I am become master of myself, seer through the impermanence and illusions, THE SHATTERER OF NIGHTMARES
I AM NO /CUM/ BEAST, I AM BECOME BREAKER OF THE SHACKLES OF WICKEDNESS
I REJECT /CUM/ AND EJACULATION, THEY PROVE GREAT HINDRANCES TO MY SPIRITUAL MATURATION
I shall control my nature and become the conqueror of myself, Alexander the Great could not compete, he could conquer the world yet not his own self. A man that cannot conquer himself, of what use is he?
None, there is nothing to be made out of him that can surpass the natural barriers. Heed my thunderous roar.

do you pull Jap pussy or you to pussy to pull a jap?

because of the various things she has said in the shows she will turn into a slut when she get the D.

Yeah I know, but I'm a bit of a poorfag right now, and I'd rather not risk doing anything illegal.

BajaChan if you're serious how should I contact you?

JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT OH NO IT'S ALL OVER THE KITCHEN CARPET
SEND HELP

i'm very dissapointed now

¿Qué opinan amigos? Es un pequeño proyecto de clase. Tengo que hacer un editor de texto con html, css y javascript.

What do you guys think? It's a beginners project from class. I have to make a text editor using html, css and javascript

>because of the various things she has said in the shows

like what?

it's all legal in las vegas, but w/e

I pull Jap pussy

>that wifi connection quality

taco burrito quesartio tortilla