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first for america

Fuck off

>tfw ugly
gonna off myself lads

>tfw attractive but awkward

>attractive

>"""brit"""
fuken hell why aren't you lads shitposting all night, anyway?

I'm an aussie at heart

off to bed lads

>got a hot date for Wednesday
>dad's birthday dinner is on at the same time

>be politically a centrist
>friends and family call me "very conservative" or "pretty right wing" just because I'm not a raging leftist

hmm yes

I bet I'm uglier than you are

eating some fridge raiders

I don't believe you. People don't talk like that IRL

Just reposting this post I made. Really put my heart and soul out there so go easy on me.

>>be politically a centrist
>>friends and family call me "very conservative" or "pretty right wing" just because I'm not a raging leftist

>hmm yes

you ever get cucked on the dance floor?
I do every time
im making my way up to a fit young slag and some sweaty turbo-normie proto-chad will cum up and cut me off

You bet, huh?

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>MUHH ROOOOOAAAAAAAADDDDDDDSSS

some guy hit the gas and went straight into a wall. I think he was drunk. I phoned it in and they just called me back asking if I knew who got out of the driver's seat

I know people who talk like that. Then again, I'm at uni, which is lib heaven

fuck my captcha is german and has an umlaut in it. Oh well here goes nothing

maybe he was blinded by all the police lights

so dance with the chad, he will be very uncomfortable, sweaty and spoil his moves whilst you take the prizes from his lap.

The phrase my mum used in a conversation was "I know you're quite conservative-" and during the Referendum, while I was debating with my friends, one friend said "I didn't know you were so conservative" and another said "To be fair, he has been for a while". A year ago while I was discussing economics with friends and environment politics with my sister I heard for different reasons "No offence but you sound like Donald Trump right now"

Absolutely bladdered.

*cuddles American posters*

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my mum says 'you're sounding like a tory' to me

and i tell her 'nah i don't like the tories because they just want to take away our freedoms and keep members of their clique entrenched in their positions'

When one man tells you that you look ill but you feel fine, meh. When six men tell you same and you still feel well, lie down.

>man
>men

Sexist

Can't believe I lasted 2 weeks on £40
I even have enough cash left over for a takeaway tonight

being a povvo ain't so bad

I'd probably sound like a commie in Yankland tbf. I live in a pretty socially liberal area and the people close to me are varying degrees of left leaning and I used to be quite left wing myself.

used to feed myself for a week with $5

rice-a-roni and canned tuna/chicken

me compass

youtube.com/watch?v=QPIS2VhLQQ0

banging chooooons

youtube.com/watch?v=YaLCrz_aaSs

You a Christfag?

rare flag for you autists

i love and appreciate all of you and i think we'd be friends given the chance

>come from minnesota
>no one can understand me through my accent
why did I move west

Strong atheist actually

Why you ask?

>strong atheist
wewd

>tfw want to call myself a centrist

feels like a cop-out though desu

I actually liked cameron's government for the most part but would get lynched by normie mates for admitting it

>ASMR Darling got her Patreon deleted for fraud

lel

usually that particular area on the Compass is for Peter Hitchens-tier Christian moralists

Work at 9am tomorrow lads

STILL
no aussie bf.
I mean, what's even the point by now.

Like here's Cat with a bug, he was so curiousy but he didn't eat him haha. xx xx

hoho

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at the end of the day, equal social rights don't sound bad to me at all.

i suppose im more right-leaning than proper right-wing

This is a bit much I reckon
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I choose to believe you are a cute grill

that gyno is disgusting

Link?

Reverse image search yielded "audio receiver"

>Minn-EH-sota
southern canada tbqhwyfamalicious

>that gyno is disgusting

spekr.org

come on m8

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quite impressed with the quality of posts in this itt

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just search "spekr"

>you now remember Christopher Hitchens is ded

We need him now more than ever

It appears I chose wisely, not opening it

when will you nerds actually do it?

no

logic > democracy

t. Rasheed al-Paki

It's gone! :o where is it?//

I want to do sex tourism in Scotland, I bet they have so many filthy slags

t. Ricky from Clapham

gooood
mooorning

so you don't have the balls huh?
calle my man

These Rorkes don't even have a general on Sup Forums anymore.

They realised nothing has literally changed since the ref.

One of those beta virgin breeders literally said "I don't have a girlfriend, if we lose this I'll lose all hope" bahahahhaha.

>cambodian pixel art poster

Don't think you would have liked it

somehow got a cut on my knee that I can't remember

*kisses it*
there, better?
*touches your bum a bit*

grazed knees anatomy

hahaha

nothing like a bit of U2 to kick off the night

no unless deCATitation is your thing
oooohohohohhoh

Interesting

having some clean water

*presses bum into ur willy*
:o

>tfw a girl text me to come over and fuqq after i'd gone to sleep

end it boys.

did you name your cat Cat

*reads post No. 67052371*
*nods head slighty*
*appreciates gimmick*

>qt receptionist likes me

I'll be entering via the back room door from now on

Goodness.

youtu.be/Vy9zxAywndk

*steals ur cat and raises it as a little boy*

Yeah, because he chose us when the former neighbours got a dog so he was just Cat. xx xx

good post

youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic

did we ever find out "Hugh Mungus what?"

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These questions are stupid, worded so as to push you towards the negative end of the cultural spectrum
getting real tired of political """"""tests"""""" pushing an agenda

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