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So is this runt a pom or an aussie?

I blocked 4chsn on my computer cause i was addicted between late dec - feb last year / this year and missed it

WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE EU AND RETURN TO HOW BRITAIN USED TO BE LETS MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

actual owner of the photo here
He's just a friend of mine lmao

>Charity workers 'forced to shove cigarettes up their bottoms and lick underwear' if they missed sale targets
>The CEO of Appco Australia says the organisation 'has nothing to hide'

ah yes, the famous aussie work ethic

The absolute STATE of this....man/woman.....on Sunday morning live

Missed out on that gimmick and never understood it

Did well last night lads, hope you are proud of me

Britons are subjects, Americans are citizens. Most Brits don't "get" Trump because he espouses principles UK residents have largely abandoned, like free enterprise and the right to keep and bear arms.

hmmm

HOWLING at the thought of some runt thinking he was going to make his new thread before any one else

THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE

what an arsehole

Makes you think.

>It's said Britain is America's poodle. In 2 months Trump will be holding the leash. You better stop barking.

outstanding banter

>Grilled cheese
>It's fried

how old is he?

and what's the state of his hairline now

whats your point with these? do you think thats not standard for how people lived in that era?

corporatism =\= free enterprise

Thought it would be really kinky to sleep with my buttplug in.

Woke up just now and there's shit all over my bed, it's on my leg too.

It must have come out at some point but I'm not sure when. Might just throw my sheets away.

he's 19 now my dude

hairline is the same, mostly

I trust RT over the BBC these days

Why even reply?

>he's fried

i don't like this metaphor but i also don't understand why UK media and politicians are so vehemently anti-trump. they really aren't doing themselves any favors

the STATE of you

Ye

*cock moves*

STOP IT

>751 NO GO ZONES IN FRANCE AND 450 in England -- Yet your lily white spineless citizens are more worried about the man who wants so save you from your pathetic selves.. Brainwashed COWARDS -- Why not have your women just drop their pants and wait for the invading savages to rape them in the streets while you watch ?

We need to burn Trump effigies every day. The reactions are too great.

If this is real you need to NYS (neck yourself)

hi, this little friend
is crawling up your
leg right now

doing a read

lads

The problem with leaving them in is that the lube dries out.

I don't know how people say they use it in the morning and leave it in all day.

Would move to America tomorrow if I could

Reminder that it's the racist white people that are failing to integrate, not the immigrants

theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

>white British families should be encouraged to remain in ethnically diverse areas to reduce the trend.

...

LADS.

>Brits not fair!
What's that even mean?????????
Can they not even write articles in correct English?

if they don't remain in enthically diverse areas, how are the shitskins supposed to behead them? fucking racist

At 1st glance it seems he isn't wearing a poppy...

It's amazing just how quickly the guardian sank.

Yeah you fucking rorke, do you get triggered at the existence of other people?

Honestly, I feel like anglos are retarded. They even object to international non-anglo gaming servers.

>IWN go back to playing Red Alert and Runescape with every spare minute not worrying about the future
>IWN get happy with just a bag of sweets and bottle of Coke my mum give me
>IWN feel the endless excitement when starting a new game like Fable 2 ever again

Might off myself. Growing up has been fucking grim. Also REEEE why can't I enjoy computer games anymore?

but he's actually got a special golden poppy on

10/10 remembrance & respect

redpill me on this "poppy" gimmick

you're supposed to be out on the raz every weekend and getting so drunk you piss, shit and vomit all over yourself

THAT's how adults enjoy themselves

State of that tie

Had a marathon wank earlier while I was still drunk. It was awful.

Then when I came I basically felt nothing. Zero pay off.

Kek, unironically can't stand anything more than a quiet pub for a few pints either.

I appreciate this makes me a boring cunt but I can't fucking stand being hungover (hurrr spending one of my two days off work feeling grim and having a hedache) and I just fucking hate banter lads trying to drink loads.


Life is grim.

its to sound like "Its not fair"

Ah yes, the so called gay-porn ban

would move to a quaint village in the UK if i could

it's to celebrate when our brave boys when to afghanistan and helped the locals export opium (because our govts are the biggest drug dealers, FACT)

Saw a 'Vote for Bernie' sign while driving through a quaint village a few months back. Was that you?

its like the way yanks constantly say "thank you for your service sir!"

Business idea: stop living a hedonistic life and actually take responsibility for your own life then no longer have to worry about politicians having to miraculously fix all the problems that come with it

...

no i've been a trump supporter the first primary debate

i actually remember reading about that now that you mention it
nige should get a poppy tattooed on his forehead then

haha yeah last night i was so drunk i vomited on the taxi driver then kicked his head in cos i didnt feel like paying, shat the bed as well.

btw weed smokers are degenerate losers

well no shit, they're criminals

treat every wank like it's my last

Ah yes, remembering how cringe I was while drunk last night.

Wonderful.

morning lads

they tuk er fleg

God Save the Poppy!!

would gladly run over tim lovejoy with my car

meow

FLEGS

I know exactly what you mean, everything was simpler and guilt free back then desu

which of these quality posts will dominate the discussion?!
who knows...

don't know how that tripe show is still on

the absolute state of /brit/
just a bunch of runts talking to themselves

red sauce or brown sauce

what was the point of these posts?

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

to pretend I have people to say good morning to ;_;

>marry a man I don't love
>have kids with him
>unofficially separate from him
>claim single mother benefits
>get given a house from the state
>put the kids into childcare
>husband can only live in my state funded home 1 day a week otherwise government takes bennies away
>get to be a part time mummy
>get everything else funded by hubby
>spend bennie money on myself
>biding my time to divorce hubby so I get half his money as well as state bennies and a free home and barely have to look after my kids

Woman is doing this to my best mate. Gotta love bennies

had a seizure again last night, woke up on my bedroom floor..

worst general ever

got two posts i want to make but i'm going to make them together

just ate 9 crumpets
-
what exactly is meatloaf? sounds like it would be well nice

on my SECOND coffee this morning lads
was almost dozing off before this one

DELETE THIS

ketchup

brown sauce is scust

Me on the right haha.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE


TO BE THE BAD MAN

TO BE THE SAD MAN

all quality posts imo
also all me

ketchup on bacon, brown on sausage

>plan for sunday: post gay webms in /brit/

la

*heals you*
heh, nothin personal kid

>younger sister slept in my bed last night
>woke up and her hand was on my willy

My Auntie divorced a lawyer and has a 6 bedroom house in central London.. It's amazing. At one point she was so rich she'd boil her vegetables in evian.

She used to complain about not having enough money, I shit you not.

do any of the big pizza places have any good deals on at the mo

fancy a pigout for lunch

bit gay

didn't happen

hmmm