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korean pop edition

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mixing butter with any kind of sauce is not on imo

He's right though, a bit of coleman's on a sausage sandwich is fantastic. You benders probably can't handle the heat

business idea: /brit/ merchandise

tshirts which say 'it's a cob!' or 'it's a bap' etc.

listening to fall out boy

absolute travesty of a post

chav

plymouth is actually an alright place

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you are a national embarrassment

Chances this is going to get deleted?

green day>fall out boy

Butter on a sandwich goes without saying
It's not a sandwich without butter

So now India's told us to get fucked over our immigration policy who else is suddenly going to sign up for a mega trade deal with us?

The EU have said they're going to make it hard and the yanks don't give a shit about us either.

We are up shit creek.

25%

I guess I'll risk it

Rasheed

why don't we just trade with ourselves

What the fuck is wrong with yanks?

It's 5am lads

#ILoveFooty

also brown sauce is awful

>'people' itt butter a bacon or sausage sandwich

I've lost my appetite

got a lob whilst I watched this

believe the two may be intrinsically connected

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NO YOU STUPID PAKI FUCK

I AM TAKING THE TRADITIONAL BRITISH STANCE

Why do yanks fuck sausages up constantly? I thought they claim to be krauts.

hope you starve to death

>"Do I have a life expectancy?"

what the actual fuck is ian wright wearing

haha retards, literally such delusions of grandeur is what fucked you up
>muh blighty

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I'll eat your weiner :3

you are dangerously close to being invaded lad

will not hesitate to make you a satellite state if you carry on with this performance

wavy garms

a poppy I should hope

I'm trying to think of this film I've seen once

This cop finds this dude who's been abusing someone, so he drops his badge and his gun and his cuffs and it cuts to the onlookers and fighting noises
then it cuts back and it shows he's the one who got beat up

I know it's vague but I cannot remember anything else

this 2bh

In retrospect perhaps 6 sausages was a bit much after all. Bordering on being too full now.

Torn lads

I'm kind of putting all my eggs in one basket with a girl but I don't know if that means you have to stop trying to flirt with other girls.

Just wanting a backup plan, you know.

A long list of things.

literally this

>cop

hefty FOY

You've got to eat it without gagging

Kevin Wimmer should be forced to phone the family of a dead soldier who supported spurs and apologise for that goal

ahh yes, another horrible black man. I bet his pub is filled with those weird black rorkes

>rio ferdinand, harry redknapp and ian wright
>bt sport """punditry"""
would be suprised if they have a 3 digit IQ between them

I can come over and take one or two if you want

first Australian in this thread

bf just tweeted this

ffs lad

british """"tea"""" looks suspiciously like coffee

It was mainly uneducated and old people who did this.

I'd like to see their confused faces when everything gets more expensive, the pound is still worth fuck all, all the foreigners and Muslims haven't gone away and Britain doesn't rule the waves.

We're already pissing away money on an army we're never going to use so why not go full North Korea mode.

wrighty is an absolute legend m8

great post

my mate was on a tv series he did a few years back called ian wright's unfit kids
he says he's a total dickhead

is chicken soup actually good for when you're ill?

post chebs

gonna wank my willy dry and get in the shower

only thing worse than brown sauce is salad cream

Oh thank god. It's been nothing but yanks and cold yanks.

It was awful.

I can't even handle all this #RESPECT

can't believe I'm still alive lads

*is actually dead but doesn't know it and doesn't find it odd that he can walk through solid concrete walls*

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don't believe that for a second

Imagine being this much of a self hating cuck.

damn dude

Doing my CV lads, do I capitalise my job title?

A corporate communications professional

or A Corporate Communications professional?

state of this post

Shit, I was pissing about and just broke my enter key

outstanding

when did you realise so called meanie ring wingers are actually kinder people than leftists ?

wahhhheyyyy

at the end of the day you've gotta love the paddy posters

always give me a good laugh desu

r8 dinner

yeah capitalise that shit famalam

sharp pain in the left side of my neck

*genocides you again*

never because that's not true

Tbh I'm a bit left wing but can't stand 90% of left wing people.

Got really put off when I went to a Labour meeting in my area and one of the women got a round of applause by saying that 'there are too many white men here who have positions, it's about time we had some women and some minorities'. That was literally her only selling point and she got applauded and won.

It was a real moment of clarity for me about the kind of people they are.

*travels back in time and skengs you*

might heat the bollocks up until they explode

Yay, my first home-made 'zza (well two varities). I know you'll all be saying how shit it is, but I enjoy making it anyway.

captcha: select all pies.

Ah yes, the "educated" paki

>ISIS
*people start buckling*
>now hold on let's be serious for a second, ISIS ruin the lives for many, and displace hundreds of thousands of young syrians every year. AND do you want to know what the FUNNIEST part is? What's funny is the UK government wont let them into our country even though we bomb Syria in attempts of ridding ISIL or ISIS whatever you want to call it it doesn't really matter.
*audience silenced, awe*
>but let's be honest, ISIS.
*audience screeches out laughing, a 99999 dB range is reached and everyone's head explodes

at times both can be awful people

why the fuck do you need a dip for a pizza?

the chicken pieces in heinz chicken soup are literally the same as this

But what did she want to do to actually help people?

the crust

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Don't reply to it

Why are anglos such contrarians?
Why do you insist on making me throw my head left and right every time i'm looking for a book in the Library?

Oh, that wasn't mentioned.

I also ran for a position and lost to a cross dressing black dude who quit a week later.

Never been back

for the crusts obviously

you're all awful

the nicest people are the ones that don't get autistic over politics

for the crust you muppet

quite nice mate
crust looks a bit too hard though, my home pizzas are more thin and flexible

radical centrist??

>I also ran for a position and lost to a cross dressing black dude who quit a week later.

howling

the crust is supposed to be dry and provide a nice contrast to the body of the pizza
you can't go three seconds without a garish overpowering flavour?

looks a bit undercooked

you're a bit silly