*Teleports behind you*

*Teleports behind you*

why would some shitty landscape with a road teleport behind me?

*unsheathes canon*

H-he's fast!

*taps shoulder*
not so fast...
*tips railgun*

*leaps in front of you*
Where are you going now?

*Canons you and rolls you to the ground*

Did you see any news about Polish invisible taks recently? No? Coincidence?

These designs look straight out of a Metal Gear game.

NANI?

what a cringe

>*Teleports behind you*

literally what?

*goes over you*

>世界初のステルス戦車よ
>誰も私を捉えられないんだから
fug
berlin and moscow are already fallen

*praises Allah*

come at me bro

the darkness and silence, through the night

oh dear god that tummy

>needing vehicles to take out your targets
guerilla warfare is where it's at, ill cut your throat when you least expect it with my hidden scissor

why did you post a picture of a stop sign?

>NANI?!

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy a Polish tank.

When you park it somewhere you wont be able to find it again because of its superior camouflage technique

>Be Swedish boat commander
>Think its some overpriced fancy house boat since it looks "modern"
>It rises enough to see the uboat blade
>Wonder if it still is a house boat

Lol you just invaded switzerland

That's the USS Zumwalt

I can't make up my mind wether it look rad as fuck or simply ridiculous.

Maybe radically ridiculous.

>Famous wooden cruiser with less rockets than any analog including old american ones and without any actual rail gun.

every weapon in every branch of the US army is superior to its Russian counterpart because the USSR ran out of money 1985, and the Russian military have yet to recover

>increasingly upset vatnik shitposts incessantly about his dying navy

m-muh Kuztnetsov

>Poland invades Germany with a single hover tank and Merkel surrenders
>then they come here and claim jobseekers allowance

>defending corruption led shitty project just because critics came from a russian
wow

>Be Norwegian submarine commander
>Someone dives down and knock on the hatch
>Open it for them
>drown

They still can't develop superior AA, missiles and subsonic sniper rifles
US is pretty much non country

>missiles
Your Kalibr missiles literally missed an entire fucking country and ended up in Iran. It took you 30 fucking years to even come close to the Tomahawk missile.

what's that meme

underrated

We make that exact joke about Swedish submarine commanders.

Do you even have submarines?

>ended up in Iran
Proofs?
Protip: there aren't any

>30 years
Caliberes were developed in 1983

do the math dude,
do the math

Dont worry we are still in 1991

i think i got some bad news for you...

No, that's why they have to joke about us Swedes having them.

Source: CNN
and your ass

...

kek

>nothing but memes
We all know that Western media never lies. You should be able to easily prove your claims, why don't you?

CNN is full of shit about Russia, China, and Iran.

>dat smooth fucker in shades