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white people s mh edition

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korean pop

SIX

PATHS

THEY'RE CALLING ME MADARA

plymouth is actually an alright place

If anyone starts smoking near me I will spark them the fuck out

You better have my lunch money tomorrow runt, or else I'll be waiting outside the school again.

>large flaccid penis

surely that can't be practical?

i cant spell sobaaa

>

not all modern music is shit but if its made by a black man it probably is

need a cute bf to kiss, cuddle, suck and fuck

>korean pop

something needs to be done about the frog

I'm worried if we don't step in to save his gf he might do something really bad

Daily reminder that people who whine about second hand smoke outside are absolute runts

VERY racist OP

>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacked (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the isles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the cul-de-sac because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a couple cheeky pints over the footy
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Deano
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy MALM bed

>his gf

very optimistic

youtube.com/watch?v=xop5Bnfo4yc pretty sure it's this one

if you think young thug is shit then im sorry for you mate
you're like the people that hated on luigi russolo a century ago. literally can't look at the future and only live in the past

>One of Powell’s modern day admirers is Ukip leader Nigel Farage, who fondly recounts driving Powell to anti-EU meetings in the 1990s in his autobiography Fighting Bull.

>Both men are superb orators who pitch their Eurosceptism in nationalist tones, and both alienate more people than they attract.

>Shirley Williams thinks that is as far as the comparison goes. She said: “Enoch Powell was an intellectual, he was professor of classics. Farage is a charmer but he’s not an intellectual. He’s got a very quick and clever political mind but what he hasn’t got is a deep sense of the great sweeps and movements of history somehow which obviously Enoch Powell had.”

>Williams also thinks Farage bears little in common with the other great anti-European voice from 1975, Tony Benn.

>She said: “Farage’s charm is more directed at women. Farage is what the Edwardians used to call a lounge lizard, which Tony absolutely wasn’t. Tony had charm, but it was charm towards people, it wasn’t specifically slightly sexually driven charm which it is with Farage. I think Tony is a weightier figure than Farage, I think Tony thought quite a lot about ‘wither the left’ and that kind of thing, I don’t think Farage thinks much about ‘wither the right’. Farage thinks mostly about Farage.”

the most INSANE fire in the booth yet

JHEEEZ

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Would batter anyone who dared smoke near me

Daily reminder that people who smoke tobacco are absolute runts

Now theyre like Dave man you have to blow
Cuz I've seen the pain like naguto

Did that catholic slut girl ever restart her twitter n shit?

she was quite tasty if annoying

>trying to denigrate based luddford

Smoking runts I'll deck the lot of them

Shan't be bestowing my eyes upon this.

Why does everyone make fun of those kind of new build houses? They're nice imo

got called a 'God Amongst Men' at the sex offenders registry office today

fantastic but >isles

you mean aisles lad

also Ikea doesn't have aisles

*picks you up by the armpits*
alright, that's it. you gotta go buddy.
*walks you out of /brit/*

daily reminder that Europeans have by far the highest smoking rates in the world ergo smoking is a hallmark of civilization

>pushing 40 in the cul-de-sac because I know there's no cameras

this was obviously written by someone who not only has never driven but it also clinically retarded

alri deano my son

reckon Deano's more of a king prawn bhuna man desu

rap music is shit
Simple as t b h lad. Rock music will always be better

lifeless
tiny rooms
shit

Because everyone here is either a child or a university student who thinks they'll be an extremely high paid executive with a detached victorian house and rolls royce bought outright when they grow up

...

blowing smoke over someone should be considered as attempted murder

just watched a spider crawl into my PC and now it's making weird noises

alri Madara la

...

the highest percentage of smokers is indonesia, ah yes, a very prestigeous country

bout time I had my dindins. haven't even eaten anything yet today

Nah but it will be attempted murder when I fucking deck them

if new builds were a person they'd be Reece Sanderz

gormless, lifeless, cookie-cutter

...

ah yes rock music
would rather listen to some black man talking about killing other black men than some lad with a bent haircut talking about he cries himself to sleep

you won't be laughing when i plunge a hunting knife into your chest

Continent-wise Europe is

does anyone else love getting their straight mates to fuck you?

Might start a hardcore anti-establishment punk band and call it Load of Bollocks

beautiful, this is it, thanks plenty lad

shall be beating my girlfriend in slowmotion to this

where'd ye read this?

You'll be on the floor before you can even wrap your fingers around that knife

still don't get this connection

breathing smoke within a 10 metre radius of another person should be classes as GBH, aggravated assault with intent to harm

How are they anymore lifeless than all the semidetached houses we have all over the country?

>slagtits
>go on twitter
>no tits

disappointed lad

although all these attractive gommie girls are making me feel even worse about myself

>cookie-cutter
do you expect people to design their own house or something? only people laughing about it are the gormless children who've never lived outside their parents house

destroy the establishment

>smoking
>paying a fortune to give yourself lung cancer and be a stinky cunt that everyone frowns upon and turns their noses up at

not very impressive

yeah me
offered to blow him
but he wasn't sure
one time he got into bed with me
i didn't get it at that time, just went back to sleep lmao.
too bad cause he had such a big willy.

>tfw smoked at school
>got to know the cool kids and get invited to house parties and other stuff
>shagged birds at my school from 15 years old
>meanwhile all the runts were sat in the library with their spotty mates

POTTERY

>>no tits

dont think so

nice generalisation lad
Black music is literally only thugs or gay sissys like chris brown
Rock music is probably the broadest genre there is

and look where you are now

also, FONT

Looks scarily like my bird's brother

Trannies and the various other homosexuals should be treated the same way pedophiles are treated.

They're mentally ill and should be treated for it instead of praised.

>love ginger girls
>afraid of having a ginger son

what a tangled web

meanwhile you have emphysema lol

she never gets them out

homosexuality is perfectly normal

trannies are given treatment for their gender dysphoria by being allowed to transition

post an example

the ones in my area all have character, no two are alike - it also helps that they're somewhat old and lived in, had time to develop a personality

no, its the fault of the architects and planners that don't put thought into design any more, they just find one that works and stick with it because it's cheap and easy

>you will never shag Rosy's body with a non-anorexic version of Aisha's head (with a sane mind inside) on top

why live

daft cunt, wasted a perfect opportunity

just want to cum in between some warm thights desu

rock music is shit it's all about killing yourself

was arguing with some gremlin about the US elections and she just plain refused to listen to my argument

ended up just glassing her and ducking out before security could get me

Just signed up to novelists website

got to be invited to slaggiertits

@67063935
>smoking
>cool
>house parties
>15
>dude sex lmao
>haha nerd
no user you are the runt

good lad

Ah yes, the existence of homosexuals triggers him.

it's a real fucking shame about her face

chris brown is a blood

"no"

no you didn't @LiamDolan__ did

I was mates with a ginger lad, his hair was a nice red, not that nasty bright orange red, he was handsome, and had a big gorgeous cock, might be worth risking it lad

>homosexuality is perfectly normal

umm, no?

have to agree on the fact that rap isn't really broad, despite having quite a few special ones here and there
but judging on the quality of a genre by it's broadness is quite dumb
if you want the """""best""""" music in objectivity is would be the classical one of course
or concrète
but rock didn't influence much music outside of rock music itself
maybe krautrock let to berlin school which let to a new genre of electronic music but thats it

thoughts on my willy lads

>children are able to consent to changing genders
>children are not able to consent to sex before 16

dont get this 2bh.

alright there Liam?

who /doopinmental/ here

SHUT UP you fucking snitch

>foreskin
>flag

obvious deceit

literally nothing wrong with it

gender = mental
sex = physical

to go through with srs/hrt/whatever is a big step and it's not something a child should make

hey :3

I literally just dragged and dropped into a random area and got this.

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Is this more "lively" or whatever meme word

>be bigguy4u in school
>smokers always thought they were the bollocks
>3 lads start taking the mickey out of some lads who were just minding their own business
>go over and tell them to stop, runt blows smoke in my face
>grab him by the head and slam him into the wall knocking him out
>his mate tries to punch me but i catch his fist and twist
>other lad attempts to kick me but i punch his leg so hard it breaks
>spark the second lad out
>third lad is trying to crawl away but i grab him by the feet and pull him back
>at this point all their mates are running over with katanas and bats
>pick up third lad, start swinging and throw him at them, knocking a few of them out
>spark the rest of them out