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*fucks*

this is my image you twat

>those white cloths

madman paid for express

Accidentally dropped the clutch at a junction earlier and did a mad wheel spin.

But then my car started juddering like fuck. Don't know why.

reckon me and the french lad would get along
*bounces the gf's head off the floor while 21 savage plays*

DEY LIKE

WHO'S ON DA RIDDIM

absolutely love beating up the gf with that
I just throw it at her and it just werks
then play a ballad as she locks herself in the loo. I stop playing it when she comes out of the loo, meaning that she's ready for a new beating

chip is britains best

tell me your hones opinion on Royal family.

*stands in your way*

sophie

alri cockroachlad

have to say lad REALLY enjoying these posts

just stimulated my prostate

you can fucking sing for your pizza you cheeky twat

holding her head underwater because she spat blood on my persian rug

I'm dele alli on the field without a bally

why is her head so large? is she really smart?

>cheekbones

Wonder how many people in Hollywood told her she needed to lose weight. She did really, but still.

Friendly reminder that brits have the ugliest smile of the world

Going to the toilet again.

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>tfw going to have to die one day

NOT looking forward to it lads ngl

Let's play Guess The Genitals

Round 1: Born With a Penis or Vagina?

alri

>you can walk under the Thames

wtf

30 new messages on the 'ddit

we know who you are

See ya later lads

Just made meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lads

um, keep your insecurities to yourself sweetie :') x

I am tbqh
not even suicidal at the moment but death will be peaceful

VERY good post

my gf

she forgot to take her shoes off before entering my living room so I RKO'd her out of my flat onto the pavement of the street i live in
as I have godly powers from nofap (on 2.5 days now) I survived but sadly she didn't

yah YEET

girl, ez, next.

British genocide when?

>Uk.
>Good teeth.

*walks around*

>implying

lads do you ever feel sad?

I feel sad

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Doing a think

really enjoying this frog's posts Tbh

We have the best teeth in Europe

>>tfw going to have to die one day

>NOT looking forward to it lads ngl

knowing I'll die is comforting

hate forners

me on the right

You have ugly teeth fucking pirates

>This triggers the brits

>tfw havent brushed in 5 days now
getting more yellow now and my gums are hurting

>work tomorrow

>knowing I'll die is comforting

Fuck off Pablo, you're not getting Gib back.

Now do one you little paella nigger

Friendly reminder that the Spanish are cucks for the big anglo and Portuguese cock

are tony

>still can't keep a clean sheet
klopp out

I go weeks without brushing tbqh

wtf! i love Poland nao!

see

Literally going to have to sue some telemarketers to get them to stop calling my cellphone.

It's been MONTHS of receiving the same automated message on my cellphone several times a week, trying to tell me my car warranty is about to expire (it's a fucking '91 s13) and offering to sell me a new one. I'm on the national Do Not Call list, which already makes any ad calls illegal. I've also requested to be put on their internal Do Not Call list repeatedly and still receive the same calls. What they'll do is call me from another call center, so I now get the same robocalls from various call centers across the US.

Fortunately there are laws in place to prevent this sort of abuse from happening. So what I'm looking at is $500 per violation (I have several dozen of their calls on record, going to start recording each of them with the phone number) and all I have to do is hunt down the company paying these call centers to harass me and file the lawsuit against them.

dirty pedo

I said a bottle of San Miguel and two paellas Pedro you dozy dago come on chop chop

*turns to the missues*

they should be paying ME to eat this foreign muck!

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me too but you've still got to do it at least once a month

Shan't be reading one letter of this

where are we up to with this plan haha?

>Go to Kensington, supposedly one of the """""""nice"""""""" areas of London
>Still full of paki shops and immigrants living the Lebara SIM Lifestyle

is there anywhere white in London? :/

agatha!

>get on really well with my academic kid's flatmate
>she keeps texting me when she's drunk, I don't see her that much but it's good chat when I do
>end up failing and having to resit the year
>see her all the time now
>at some point realized I've got a thing for her and now I'm autistic as fuck around her

fuck this fuck this fuck this

am going to abstain from devoting even a microsecond of my time to registering even a single pixel of this post

THE UK IS SHIT

VIVA SPAIN THEY HAVE GOOD TEETH

love riling up people like you when I make a call

@67065820

haha stayed at home in the end, don't really have anyone to send lewd pictures to ;x

great post

ah yes the mentally ill adult woman who acts like a baby

best she got abused as a child

gonna take all ur monies bb

how much would it cost?

>this triggers the rorke

now, let me describe the facial expressions of my gf as I throw a few punches at her: see, there's no real expression, it's more of a non-expression. as she might squeal in pain, scream even, but her face doesn't move. Her eyes stay dead and apathetic, as another one of my swift punches hits her left cheek
won't lie when I say that _sometimes_ I feel sorry for her, for the so-called pain she's enduring (which she wouldn't be if only she opened the philosophy books from Épicure I lent her) but that's how life is. Someone has to take the upper hand over someone else

teeth falling out dream incoming tonight lads

bollocks

>Not having toothbrush to clean my teeth
Absolutely british

>my academic kid's flatmate

What did he mean by this

cheshire

hmmm

quality material here

the English have ugly teeth.

>2021

>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.

>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.

>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.

>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.

>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.

>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.

>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.

>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit

Thank god i voted UKIP

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I can think of somebody

>her latest video is death grips

rate the new tv lads

Bout 4 grand, I want them whitening as well.
You know it is bullshit, never had a filling, dont drink caffeine or sugary drinks and brush 2-3 times a day yet I have yellow teeth

wtf are you 55 get off Sup Forums dad

Just under 8 hours to shit out a report lads

Done all the project work for it but feeling apprehensive

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>piratas
>blancos

You're ugly.

uk is shit