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*fucks*
this is my image you twat
>those white cloths
madman paid for express
Accidentally dropped the clutch at a junction earlier and did a mad wheel spin.
But then my car started juddering like fuck. Don't know why.
reckon me and the french lad would get along
*bounces the gf's head off the floor while 21 savage plays*
DEY LIKE
WHO'S ON DA RIDDIM
absolutely love beating up the gf with that
I just throw it at her and it just werks
then play a ballad as she locks herself in the loo. I stop playing it when she comes out of the loo, meaning that she's ready for a new beating
chip is britains best
tell me your hones opinion on Royal family.
*stands in your way*
sophie
alri cockroachlad
have to say lad REALLY enjoying these posts
just stimulated my prostate
you can fucking sing for your pizza you cheeky twat
holding her head underwater because she spat blood on my persian rug
I'm dele alli on the field without a bally
why is her head so large? is she really smart?
>cheekbones
Wonder how many people in Hollywood told her she needed to lose weight. She did really, but still.
Friendly reminder that brits have the ugliest smile of the world
Going to the toilet again.
Let's play Guess The Genitals
Round 1: Born With a Penis or Vagina?
alri
>you can walk under the Thames
wtf
30 new messages on the 'ddit
we know who you are
See ya later lads
Just made meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lads
um, keep your insecurities to yourself sweetie :') x
I am tbqh
not even suicidal at the moment but death will be peaceful
VERY good post
my gf
she forgot to take her shoes off before entering my living room so I RKO'd her out of my flat onto the pavement of the street i live in
as I have godly powers from nofap (on 2.5 days now) I survived but sadly she didn't
yah YEET
girl, ez, next.
British genocide when?
>Uk.
>Good teeth.
*walks around*
>implying
lads do you ever feel sad?
I feel sad
Doing a think
really enjoying this frog's posts Tbh
We have the best teeth in Europe
>>tfw going to have to die one day
>NOT looking forward to it lads ngl
knowing I'll die is comforting
hate forners
me on the right
You have ugly teeth fucking pirates
>This triggers the brits
>tfw havent brushed in 5 days now
getting more yellow now and my gums are hurting
>work tomorrow
>knowing I'll die is comforting
Fuck off Pablo, you're not getting Gib back.
Now do one you little paella nigger
Friendly reminder that the Spanish are cucks for the big anglo and Portuguese cock
are tony
>still can't keep a clean sheet
klopp out
I go weeks without brushing tbqh
wtf! i love Poland nao!
see
Literally going to have to sue some telemarketers to get them to stop calling my cellphone.
It's been MONTHS of receiving the same automated message on my cellphone several times a week, trying to tell me my car warranty is about to expire (it's a fucking '91 s13) and offering to sell me a new one. I'm on the national Do Not Call list, which already makes any ad calls illegal. I've also requested to be put on their internal Do Not Call list repeatedly and still receive the same calls. What they'll do is call me from another call center, so I now get the same robocalls from various call centers across the US.
Fortunately there are laws in place to prevent this sort of abuse from happening. So what I'm looking at is $500 per violation (I have several dozen of their calls on record, going to start recording each of them with the phone number) and all I have to do is hunt down the company paying these call centers to harass me and file the lawsuit against them.
dirty pedo
I said a bottle of San Miguel and two paellas Pedro you dozy dago come on chop chop
*turns to the missues*
they should be paying ME to eat this foreign muck!
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me too but you've still got to do it at least once a month
Shan't be reading one letter of this
where are we up to with this plan haha?
>Go to Kensington, supposedly one of the """""""nice"""""""" areas of London
>Still full of paki shops and immigrants living the Lebara SIM Lifestyle
is there anywhere white in London? :/
agatha!
>get on really well with my academic kid's flatmate
>she keeps texting me when she's drunk, I don't see her that much but it's good chat when I do
>end up failing and having to resit the year
>see her all the time now
>at some point realized I've got a thing for her and now I'm autistic as fuck around her
fuck this fuck this fuck this
am going to abstain from devoting even a microsecond of my time to registering even a single pixel of this post
THE UK IS SHIT
VIVA SPAIN THEY HAVE GOOD TEETH
love riling up people like you when I make a call
@67065820
haha stayed at home in the end, don't really have anyone to send lewd pictures to ;x
great post
ah yes the mentally ill adult woman who acts like a baby
best she got abused as a child
gonna take all ur monies bb
how much would it cost?
>this triggers the rorke
now, let me describe the facial expressions of my gf as I throw a few punches at her: see, there's no real expression, it's more of a non-expression. as she might squeal in pain, scream even, but her face doesn't move. Her eyes stay dead and apathetic, as another one of my swift punches hits her left cheek
won't lie when I say that _sometimes_ I feel sorry for her, for the so-called pain she's enduring (which she wouldn't be if only she opened the philosophy books from Épicure I lent her) but that's how life is. Someone has to take the upper hand over someone else
teeth falling out dream incoming tonight lads
bollocks
>Not having toothbrush to clean my teeth
Absolutely british
>my academic kid's flatmate
What did he mean by this
cheshire
hmmm
quality material here
the English have ugly teeth.
>2021
>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.
>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.
>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.
>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.
>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.
>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.
>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.
>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit
Thank god i voted UKIP
...
I can think of somebody
>her latest video is death grips
rate the new tv lads
Bout 4 grand, I want them whitening as well.
You know it is bullshit, never had a filling, dont drink caffeine or sugary drinks and brush 2-3 times a day yet I have yellow teeth
wtf are you 55 get off Sup Forums dad
Just under 8 hours to shit out a report lads
Done all the project work for it but feeling apprehensive
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>piratas
>blancos
You're ugly.
uk is shit