Livin' La Vida Lyca edition
/brit/
Cooper Brooks
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Kayden Rogers
***Minorities MUST use other entrance***
Eli Thomas
This is why I have trust issues
Andrew Howard
what is that? disposable phones for drug dealers?
William Hill
think I'm the reincarnation of 2pac lads
Liam Rivera
*goes VERY fast*
Henry Evans
I WANT THE MONKEYS
WE HAVE ONLY A FEW OF THEM
FUCKIN BRITS DELIVER THE MONKEYS
REEEEEEEE
Zachary Lewis
post fucking machines
Hunter Hughes
Hello losers
I am now 5 wins 0 losses and all you cunts were wrong
I strive for success
Parker Davis
Not very fond of the Irish tbqhwy
Nicholas White
What is lyca and why do poor people use it?
Sebastian Reyes
Hm?
Luke Anderson
Lets pakis make calls to pakistan really cheaply
Aiden Reyes
because some women are sociopaths?
William Walker
Lyca charge pennies to phone abroad, unlike most sim companies. So immigrants buy their sim cards to phone the family back in Africa and Asia
Hudson Barnes
ah yes...that all important barometer of social success....winning at video games...
Nathaniel Howard
Good heavens!
There sure are a lot of JFs here
Xavier Rivera
>some
Dominic Fisher
There's one just by the cheese shop just past Kelvinbridge
Can't remember if it's Lyca or Lebara
Lincoln Morales
mira papu como te denuncio
Grayson Anderson
FUCK ALL THE FOREIGN FLAGS ITT. COMING TO /BRIT/ STEALING ALL OUR (YOU)S. IT'S AN INVASION.
William Rogers
>some
Asher Garcia
isn't it partly urine?
Zachary Bell
>some
Oh trust me, its far from some
Henry Torres
It's boxing ya fuckin spoon
If this keeps up I'll be cruiser weight champion of the world
Christopher Howard
It's a mobile network that Londoners use to call their family back in the third world
Drop a street view pin anywhere (and I mean ANYWHERE) in London, move around for a few minutes and you will come across a Lyca or Lebara shop
Nolan Reyes
post fucking machines
Kevin Wood
...
Angel Gomez
...
Adam Harris
Would rather have the french in here than these spanish retardos
Josiah Moore
more like cock cruising champion of the world
Angel Peterson
John Peterson
think conors gonna win but want eddie to win
Andrew Nguyen
5 wanks yesterday
3 today
Aaron White
Sometimes I wonder if I would have ended up a sociopath like that if I had been born with a female body like I wish.
Maybe if there's one saving grace from me being biologically male, it's that my experiences have made me completely and utterly monogamous. When I find someone, I can't even imagine cheating on them.
Kayden Moore
Sunday Roast
Luis Gomez
it's mostly urine
with a little bit of the self lubricating fluids
James Wright
haven't been to glasgow city centre in a while 2bh and even then rarely go beyond buchanan street. the rest of it's grim
Isaac Price
it comes from the uretra but it's not urine, it doesn't smell and doesn't look yellowish
Jonathan Diaz
GTFO STOP SPAMING YOU FUCKS
Jose Richardson
S C R E E C H I N G
Kevin Gomez
Only ever cheated one time and it was with a Jehova's Witness girl at a party
She was weird about it but you just don't get that kind of opportunity everyday
AND she was cool with anal
Easton Anderson
Every girl at uni I know with a boyfriend back at home has shagged at least one lad from uni behind his back
Xavier Myers
id eat her sunday roast
Landon Diaz
meeting a girl I met on fetlife tomorrow
shittin in 2bh
Benjamin Ortiz
>haven't been to glasgow city centre in a while 2bh and even then rarely go beyond buchanan street. the rest of it's grim
>He's not even been to the West End
kek, poorfag
Eli Lopez
oi darren u in this thread? i'll fuckin twat you meet me by the bus stop in tonbridge wells. cunt
Lucas Brooks
glad i'm gay
Gabriel Gutierrez
cheated on the gf again lads
Christian Evans
you gay?
Joseph Smith
Who wants raped then?
Parker Davis
*travels to tonbridge wells*
Carson Long
not happy with you
Connor Johnson
i keep dreaming that i'm at work and it's really making me miserable
i already spend 40 hours a week at this place and now i spend my sleeping moments there too. it's fucking horrible.
Charles Butler
used to eat there all the time but not for a while plus a rasheed is a rasheed is a rasheed even if they're students
Luis Flores
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Ryder Wright
...
Jonathan Sanchez
*watches this tosser travel to tonbridge wells*
Leo Morgan
That's pretty disgusting if you're not meming.
>tfw its even worse with gay guys, or guys who like traps and transgirls apparently
REEEEEEEE I WANT A QT BRITISH BF WHOS LOYAL NOW
Sebastian Barnes
eyes bigger than his belly
Jordan Garcia
had that problem
solved it with alcohol, now I just have normal nightmares
Jayden Gray
*consents (leaving you in quite the pickle*)
check m8
Jackson Ward
British high streets are so depressing, please stop posting them
Charles Mitchell
Do you lads like black mirror or do you just like black women>
Lincoln Phillips
the thread is mine
Joshua Collins
did you lads ever find bugs bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
Jordan Rogers
me, fuck me hard, choke me, pull my hair
Bentley Butler
This is unironically the perfect representation of modern Britain
Lucas Mitchell
>store
FOY
Andrew Thomas
So why do Brits have clubs for children? Don't get this 2bh
Ian Myers
r u grl
Christian Jones
>alri love
Tyler Davis
Does this cheer you up
Jonathan Adams
Not enough new builds
Jack Price
you better be a grill
Isaac Bennett
Just end my life senpai
Angel Green
No, I'm a lad, cute though, built good, handsome, not a tranny.
Sebastian Torres
britain genuinely doesn't have enough new builds either lol
Josiah Ross
deano in his black audi tt doing some shopping for the lass
Jace Rivera
Reckon we should burn British cities and towns to the ground and let yanks re-design them
Carter Wood
>Nip to One Tech Solutions to send half of my wages back to Pakistan to fund al qaeda
>Nip into Cosy Home to top up my Lyca SIM to check whether they received it
Ah yes, who here /livin la vida lyca/
Jose Harris
This one's not bad either
Angel Campbell
>tfw looking up slag porn and there's literally nothing
Why is there no slag porn reeee
Adrian Sanders
this is about you, not me
Kayden Gray
lonely
Josiah Evans
looks like a strip mall in the ghetto here, but with more middle eastern influence
For example, if you put "READ AL-QUR'AN" on your store here someone would definitely vandalize your building for "telling them to read that Quran bullshit"
Christian Bennett
Imagine being that mexican kid in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.
Blake Morgan
you didn't reply to my doggo picture
reply now
Kevin Edwards
maybe nip into percy ingle and get a halal steak & onion pastie
Hunter Morales
lyca phones are only for drug dealers
Brody Sullivan
There's something about that picture that's incredibly depressing, and it's not just the mudslimes.
There's some sort of aura of decay. I really don't know how to describe it. It just gives a simple feeling and message. "There was something great here once. Now it's gone forever".
Bentley Wright
Still full from that outrageous 6-sausage lunch. Might not have dinner.
Carter Morgan
doggo qt :3
Dominic Martin
ty
Jaxson Ortiz
i still woul d desu
David Mitchell
I know how you feel. The thing with women is that even if they are kinda fugly they can still find a bf, get married and have kids, and if its sex then they don't even have to worry about anything, simply suggesting it would bring dozens of guys to them.
Levi Long
seeing the Chinese gf's mother soon
should probably take a gift. what should I go for? don't have a clue with this rubbish
Brandon Howard
Good enough for me :3
Aiden Smith
Tom?