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Nouveau riche edition

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should I shave

fucking kys op or i'll kys you

Hello brits, can I be brit too?

the state of you....howling...

>tfw got a fixed rate savings account at 4% interest last year

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Quite excited for Planet Earth 2, lads.

Lads why do you all continue to endorse Milo? He is literally one of the dimmest cunts I have ever encountered on the internet. Check this out from his latest article:

'But what Donald Trump will really do is bring tough love back into vogue. My legions of veteran and active duty fans know a thing or two about tough love. They got it in boot camp and it turned them into men.

The old saying goes "there are no atheists in foxholes", but I would amend that slightly to "There are no atheists, vapers, cyclists, male feminists, libertarians or Hillary voters in foxholes".'

"No atheists in foxholes" doesn't even have anything to do with masculinity, it's about people's tendency (or perceived tendency) to turn to prayer when faced with extreme stress and danger. Not "kek atheists are too beta to go to war." Milo failed to understand that aphorism so strongly that it shot past idiocy and nearly became a work of art. The platonic ideal of stupid cunt.

I particularly like the idea of "no libertarians in foxholes." With shells coming in all around, bullets whizzing past their head as they duck down into a foxhole somewhere in France our unnamed libertarian GI suddenly changes their mind and says to the soldier next to them "yeah, I guess we should have higher corporate taxes".

Such an unequivocally thick cunt.

yes :3

yeh

Would love to have a Range Rover or C-Class Coupe

Not *that* much when used either

what a qt.

You should shave your jugular

>tfw mine's only 1.05%, and the norm here is around 0.01%

>he doesn't wank at least twice a day

Enjoy prostate cancer low test betas

This whole thread should be on /r/madlads !!!

bad luck to talk on these rides

doing a cum out of my nose

*drives in*
>UK
>not United Caliphate
*speeds off back to /cum/

>tfw too intelligent for iq tests

>buying a rolex
these sort of idiots get me fuming when they splurge on gaudy shit instead of buying actual class stuff

hmm

proofs??

The quintessential dentists car

wank like twice a week now 2bh

used to do it two or three times a day but I've completely lost the drive

It's you from the last thread isn't it? Why do you think you're so smart? I guarantee if you took an iq test you'd be average or below. Please stop posting things that don't make sense.

I wank all the time, I'm so horny, I fantasise about sucking cocks and taking a big one up my arse when I do it too

why are pajeets so materialistic?

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need my spuds to replace the ball at exactly the 56 second mark

We've only just beguh huh huh huh hun

is westworld any good?

The quintessential dentists house

>watch - 10 euros from a nice african man on a beach in the Costa Del Sol
>belt buckle - 7 euros, from the nice african man's friend
>bracelets - 12 quid, topman (used a giftcard)
>slippers - grandad's (RIP)
>trousers - asos, 30 quid

Does anybody else hate these fucking benders who pretend to be rich by buying expensive belts and watches on credit carsd and getting high finance cars like Audis to show off whilst they earn 15k a year as a fucking PPI seller?

They really piss me off because they're almost always bent cunts thinking they're fucking top.

xx

are you me but irish

are microwaves literal magic or what?

imagine living in some olden time without microwaves, you'd jus top yourself

Someone send Tim more Kev pictures

The plot's been boring ever since he moved into his new place

They have dentists in the UK?

My ride to the shop on the left.

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> "actual class"
the fedora has been found

that first packet of the night

Dads a literal multi-millionaire executive for a massive company.

It honestly makes life VERY easy. Still surprised he hasnt been able to pull me a job with his connections though

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have you noticed how tim plays the piano with little emotion in the melody

all the notes are right but it's like he is portraying his mental issues in his playing it's all very flat

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We have the best teeth in Europe

made a stew lads

Are you posting that as an example of gaudy shit or actual class?

Your answer determines whether or not I hat you.

>mentioning a dentist's house and not posting a picture of the exterior of spracken house flat dukes place marlow SL7 2QH

you're out of your depth JF, time to go

Got 'im!

>they're almost always bent cunts
and wogs
every Indian/Paki does this shit and its really surreal yet funny.

It's alright if you can't afford one buddy

Try harder

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there is NOTHING wrong with this train

if you want to say there is then you will have the mandem to deal with

You lads are just jealous you have no class

it's not sage it's sah-gay

I haven't got a clue how to use national trains that don't accept Oyster cards

They should just force Oyster cards on the whole network

looks good

recipe?

wtf the google car looks horrendous
first thing I do if I saw that runtbox would be giving it the old finger

Nah he's correct, it's like the mac of timepieces.

I can't believe these little runts infest /brit/. You want to terrorise a mentally ill man with your 'gimmicks'? Does that make you feel good? How pathetic. Vile slug of a creature.

Kingston Town or Red, Red Wine?

The absolute state of Continentals

looks revolting not gonna lie

Yes, very.

I read a fan theory that I'm 100% is true, so I've kinda had it a bit spoiled for me.

>broccoli
>cauliflower

wrongun

this image could also illustrate that you have the worst

going to make secondary cup of te

You're more of a Dell guy running on Windows 8?

literally looks like something my dog would hawk up on the rug after getting into the bins. nasty.

Going to book a holiday. x

doesn't if you know how to read

the fact that my penis has become engorged with blood suggests that it would like to seek refuge within a woman's vagina

you'd think after 21 years it would have realised that simply is not happening any time soon

Hey x

Ahh yes...

watching Begin Japanology videos

>watching Peaky Blinders

that Birmingham accent is weird. Its like I'm watching Eastenders and Coronation St at the same time

Is Tim genuinely mentally ill? Does he have paranoid schizophrenia? Or is he just a regular eccentric?

>the fact that my penis has become engorged with blood suggests that it would like to seek refuge within a woman's vagina

>you'd think after 21 years it would have realised that simply is not happening any time soon

>implying your airline wouldn't be Virgin Airlines

lolol XD

>He doesn't wear the Casio F-91W watch that costs £8 and still looks /fa/ all these years later

wew

what would you call a nice watch?

Well having clean teeth is something but they still need to be properly aligned, something in which the mighty British nation doesn't excel

lol

>Does he have paranoid schizophrenia?

bingo

>ah shoite, all da puhteetoos are gone, sure what'll we do now paddy?
>suppose we'll have to just have to starve teh death mary so it is
>right so

It's just his gimmick

Hi. Want to fuck and dominate me?

>he doesn't wear Junghans/Nomos

nepotism is harder than you think.

it's just like a really strong reference
for the most part the applicant still needs to meet the criteria

all the watches Future raps about

Its shite after the first series

dog's acting very strange

fry stuff, fry more stuff, add stock, simmer. put everything i could find in it desu. leeks, onion, garlic, mushrooms, peppers, sweet potato, normal potato, cauliflower, broccoli, beef, sausage, peas, carrots, celery, corn. hungry now.

>tfw never had braces in High School
Still didn't make up for my other social shortcomings, but still, good stuff.

rubbish post...ruining a well established gimmick...

*puts you in the fucking ground*