Aska A German everything you ever wanted to know about Germany (as long as I know the answer)

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do you like sadomasochism and scat?

Was studierst du eigentlich so?

Germany is the biggest scat porn producer in the world but it is mostly for export. What "all Germans" do in the bedroom is not what I know but we have clubs and brothels for BDSM stuff

Ingenieurwissenschaften. Aber lass uns das doch wenigstens auf Englisch halten, damit die andern auch was davon haben, wir haben ja schon Fotzenfäden auf Sup Forums und nen deutschen Faden hier

how do I grab the pussy?

Who is Drachenlord?

Why Germans in multiplayer videogames are so fucking obnoxious? They behave ust as bad as the worst Russian bydlo.

Be rich like Trump. Otherwise use tinder. I read a guide for foreigners how to get German pussy that was sadly pretty accurate try to google
don't understand.

Germans are arrogant and can't lose. Russians are more based (if they aren't the worst assholes on the planet) and often pretty nice even when drunk. Would rather have a Russian gf than a German one

What do they teach about the two world wars during history lessons at German schools? Over here, they place a fair bit of emphasis on what the British did (because we ended up winning) but what do they teach on the loser's side?

What's your opinion on black guys?

>what do they teach on the loser's side?
that they have to ficki ficki and get ficki ficked by muslims 24/7 to not look nazis

that answer might take longer
We mostly don't care I think. Germany's colonial rule in Africa was short and France and England stole our slaves. I think we like to think that we treated our Blacks the best of all Europe (I often hear about Deutsch Ostafrika but that might still be propaganda from the early 20th century). We don't have that many here in East Berlin were I live you still don't see many there are more in the West but I never heard bad things about them as opposed to muslims. There are white supremacists here though. We also get much of political correctness towards black we adopt from you in the USA. Sometimes I think I know more about America's issue and feel more American than German

>What do they teach about the two world wars during history lessons at German schools?

Why are German grills such sloots? Not that I'm complaining, but everywhere else YOU ask the girl to take it in the ass, in Germany SHE volunteers to take it in the ass.

Good times, but weird, would not marry for this reason.

We barely made it to WWI. But Holocaust and Nationalism is always a big topic.

But srsly history is not seen from a winning or losing perspective. Why would schools spread hate or grief. Are you that fucking retarded?

when will you pay war reparations to us?

Germans spent ~80 years of the XX century taking it in the ass and they continue to do it in the XXI century.

about WW1: Europeans hated each other, Wilhelm provoked England by building a fleet, France wanted revenge for losing, Germany and Austria-Hungary were best buddies, Russia wanted to save Serbia. boom boom boom Germany lost. This and that Germany's sole responsibility for the war was because we supposedly rejected the idea or the US-president to end the war without winner and loser because the eastern front was a success and we hoped to get good results with fresh troops on the western front too. ww2 follows, more relevant

already did.
when will you pay debts?

the same day we call the genocide on the Herero a genocide. Most likely never because the turks will soon be leading power here and they won't give you shit

Greek soil belongs to Turkey!

you payed only a small amount of it,we will pay for debts after you pay for your war crimes. #AGREEKALWAYSPAYSHISDEBTS

>#AGREEKALWAYSPAYSHISDEBTS
t. bankrupt 5 times

spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/voelkermord-an-herero-deutschland-entschuldigt-sich-bei-namibia-a-1102845.html

Why do you guys have such a lust for third worlders

>you payed only a small amount of it
the case is closed, you agreed on that last time

well atleast your honest

kys greek convert

better than IT WAS ONLY A WALK IN THE DESERT #NOGENOCIDE......kys greek convert the blood runnig through your veins is too precious for a wannabe mongol

for WW2:
1933 the devil shat into the heads of Germans. Learned not much about the actual war, just that Blitzkrieg got us most parts of Europe and this is nothing to be proud of. Looked mor at how USA, UK and SU planned to divide Germany as soon as they won and German war crimes and that the loss felt to Germans like a military lose but also like a relief because Hitler wasn't that popular anymore although still fanatic but shit went on for too long. Media like to call it only a liberation though and I think we like to be on the allied side today and turn the loss to a win in our heads. Compare your military films that are about pathos to ours that are about "and this is about facist troops die and we shouldn't even have started". I know you even celebrate every year how you destroyed the Möhnetal barrage and drowned civilians. Left German self haters celebrate British bombings too

can you please post some of the dankest Ralf Stegner memes?

Weak shall abide to strong
That is actually way too sad.

Prostitutes from the 3rd world are pretty, cheaper, give you actual service, and even the shittiest Germans can feel like gods if they pay 2 or more girls to serve them for a price that wouldn't have gotten them one shitty prostitute here. Also our women are ssholes toward us and I think many Germans want this different feekling. Also Thailand and Brazil are the top location for underage prostitutes so naturally pedophiles go there

What's your opinion on Merkel

Soon my friend

why are you importing so many third world man then

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>That is actually way too sad.
Well not everyone is like this though. I'm not a fan of Hitler but I also despise this self hatred. In today's Germany you have to be nationalist to feel anti-mainstream. My class shouted some German nationalist phrases and marshed in goose step (not invented by the Wehrmacht) when on a trip to Paris. I like to say sorry for that, that was really childish but it felt so good

I think you are both referring to the refugees. What should we do with them? The dictatorships in North Africa that saved us before are gone and Erdogan is too demanding now, they want to come. And we don't shoot them so they will. I think Merkel did the only right thing to pretent we can handle it when they came to maintain order and I think we could handle them but we won't as we won't try. Germans get aught to stand to "Germany's historical responsibility" but in our narcistic world people only shout how things should be done but don't want to leave their comfort zone to do it
>What's your opinion on Merkel
She knows what to do to stay in power. Not say or do anything you could use against her. "mekeln" - to merkel is a youth word for doing nothing. There is a Tv interview where she wanted to neglect gay marriage to a gay asking her about this topic and the answer was embarassing. Something like "We should try to together not give gays equal rights or something". If I was this gay guy that would be the biggest insult. But especially old Germans like her because she isn't too dressed up

Probaly you had luck or got the totallest sloots. When I had to ask and one said she wouldn't give a man everything the first time. Also you make it sound like girls up for anal are a bad thing

It isn't a bad thing, but if I don't have to work for something at all I get suspicious. Granted, my sample size here is rather small, when I lived in Germany it was only for 6 months in Berlin and I only banged two girls during that time (one on-nighter and one "relationship" that only lasted about 3 months, but both offered up the ass early).

I kinda want to got back 2bh

Who buys that shit then? Austria?

Germany's view on sex is crazy. I heard the phrase "We are oversexed and underfucked" and I think this gets it to the point. On the one hand, you can read about almost all sexual practices and find open minded people but on the other hand a woman might give you the "objectification" talk at any time. Heard that guys in relationships experienced what had been ok the day before wasn't ok now anymore and "feminists" who liked to be agressive to men but still had different guys each weekend and did anything in bed yet you couldn't stand them for too long because they had issues with everything. I think you really might have been lucky. Are Swedish women that different? I think they are sex symbols for people here too and statistically Swedes had the most sexual partners in Europe in their lifes

probably you, as you know about it? Or the USA or other sexually repressed countries. Ok Germans for sure watch it too but I heard export makes the most scat porn money. One of our best shit eaters is from Austria youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844

>Are Swedish women that different?

Yes and no. I've found that with Swedish women things move in "bursts", as it were. It's easy to get a Swedish girl into the sack, no problem, but moving past that can take a long time, and getting her to agree to experiment sexually once you're in a relationship can take even longer. Obviously this varies, I had one ex who was kinda kinky and one ex who was prudish as all fuck. Still, since these are my own limited experiences it becomes anecdotal of course.

What do you think of Hailee Steinfeld?

If you've never heard of her Google images of her.

Is she attractive?

well I wouldn't think you can generalize from your 2. Girls can be prude here too. Just be lucky with what you had. Probably they were girls that came gere because they think Berlin is hip and they wanted to live out their wild phase

Only w*ites are sexually repressed tho. That's why they develop weird sick fetishes.

with or without make up?

aren't Argentinians white?

oh you probably ask because of her jewish sounding name. I'm into jewish girls as I am into Southern, Europeans and middle easterns. Only problem is when the nose is too big. Love these pics from Israel's military

With

hot. This is when you tell me she has a penis

>tfw bitches born mid-to-late 90s are legal now
makes me feel old and horny at the same time, shit's confusing

I know what you mean. Used to fap to 18 to 21 years olds when they were still older than me. Now they are younger, like in Elementary school when I started watching porn

>in Elementary school when I started watching porn

you know what I meant. Hard to think of the girls from then when I was in my teens and they were even younger that they became the no holes bared pornstars they are today and I have gotten old without noticing

>We barely made it to WWI.
Are you still at middle school or something? My school covered everything, from the Holy roman empire up until the German reunification in 1989/90.

Oh
I think you're missing a "they were" there bud.

Do most Germans still hold resentment towards us Brits since Brexit?

>like they were in Elementary school when I started watching porn
fixed

What's your favourite imbiss?

We always knew you are arrogant assholes but you surprised us there. I think most actually forgot by now I mean nothing happened since then and I think you will unofficially stay

Nope Lehrer hat sich in der Oberstufe sehr viel Zeit für das lange 19. Jahrhundert genommen. Außerdem was soll Middel school in Deutschland sein.

currywurst. A Döner here and then is fine too. Or a burger. Or crepes at christmas market.

whoops this was meant for you
What is yours?

Never had German snacks...

I like tapioca (it's like a cassava crepe).

what do you think about rapefugees?

I know Euros hate "muh heritage", but in the 90's my dad was contacted by a German man who believed us to be descendents of part of his family that left in the 19th century and it matched with our side of the story.

I've always wanted to try and find him or others that are our relatives still there.

Would Germans be okay or interested in this? Is there anything set up to help with finding them?

it's called "Ahnenforschung" in German. There are people who are interested in that.

Sekundarstufe 1, bzw alles was bis zum Ende der Realschule geht

There is a German saying: To ask doesn't cost a thing.

they are ok as long as they behave. There are people here who just want to live but I hear often that some think they get a house for free or something. Houses and flats are something capitalists make a huge profit here, nobody lives for free and many people here don't live good and get fucked by their landlords(real word?)

Ich will eine bayerische Freundin mit großen Titten.
Was mache?

Go to a bigger city in Bavaria. Learn German and better yet some of the bavarian dialect (the Spanish r and the Bavarian style of r are supposed to be the same I heard). Talk to girls and/or use tinder

Will Austria ever join the rest of Germany, or is too much "muh nazis" to ever happen?

my sister moved to lindau a few years ago

is lindau a nice place to a german

Asuka a shit.

The Lake Constance area is one of the most beautiful regions in Germany. Also good employment and low crime.

Haven't really talked about this except the days after your vote. And even then, nobody really resented the UK people for their vote; it was more like "Well, now our politicans' dearest project's collapse is finally starting.".

I've never heard people get triggered about "muh heritage" people here irl, most people get really interested when something like this happens. Go contact your family if you get the chance.

There was a time when they wanted to join. If you are really interested
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria–Prussia_rivalry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Question
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_nationalism
First German politics hindered that, after WW1 the Entente forbit the Anschluss, then Hitler did it and now it is Nazi politics and Austrians invented their own nationalism to avoid German guilt and self hatred. As Germany is now I wouldn't want to unite with it either. Austria has a party that at least a few years ago was openly German Nationalist called FPÖ. Don't know if they stopped it to get more voters

Hofer acts as a rather moderate candidate but afaik he is member in a German nationalist Burschenschaft. If anything, we should join Austria though.

Wo finde ich so eine Frau in Deutschland?

kind of everywhere? Doesn't look hot to me

better back off hans

*unsheathes katana*

that's my waifu you're talking about.

*channels mana*

I wouldn't want to hurt you. but I will

Wheres your favorite place in germany to vacation? whats your favorite german food?

I live in Legnica,
do you hate me?

Sputhern Bavaria and North Sea islands
Rouladen with rotkohl and potatoes
What's that?

City in Lower Silesia aka rightful german clay

I don't hate you because you most likely live in a former German city, I might think you are a shitty person for trying to troll with the history of my greatparents. Than again I think about how nice this Polish girl I fucked once was and that just makes me unable to hate Polishs

1. If I say Sieg Heil and wear the swastika, will I get arrested?

2. If I say that Reltih was a good leader, what the majority of the German people would do to me?

3. Can you, German people stop feeling guilty about the era before German reunification? You guys are not guilty at all because those people should have been exterminated! The Marxist! Now look at our world now.

holy fucking cockballs, who is the beauty in the pic?

no
no idea who that is
we dont

Brauche ich ein ABE fur einem BMW M6?

I'm 6'2", what are the chances I can get a pretty German woman that's at least 6'0".
Give it to me straight, doc.

some noname model for a firm that maked clothes in colors of national flags. Found her some time googling for pics of nude German girls wearing our flag but I only found this and a girl in a Germany bikini

Why are Germans barbarians and so inferior to France?

1. You will get trouble with the police as the swastika is the symbol of a forbidden criminal organisation aka NSDAP
2. who?
3. Not everyone has guilt, but there people who think they are the only ones who know morals and they are in the poritions that form opinions