/brit/

Deano edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

1st for gay porn

benders nah go away

who /bigwilly/ here?
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Y-you wouldn't put me out of business, right /brit/-kun?

as i said before. doing investigative research into different generals and finding out their gimmicks

read the replies to my bait in /deutsch/ to get a feel

What's that around his tie?

i almost exclusively watch comedies/comedy series

am i a pleb?

the state of that image

why take someone else's gimmick and do it shit? just fuck off

***Hillary supporters not welcome beyond this line***

youtube.com/watch?v=RI_f0buRi2c

>HuffPost: Clinton has 98% chance of winning
hmmm

VERY GOOD post

>pozzing

do people actually do this?

sloth reminds me of myself haha

>tfw Cromwell will never rule England again

NANANANANANANA
NANANANANANANA
GETTIN' JIGGY WIDDIT

the person that made the first 2 said he wouldnt do any more for lack of ideas

It's weird. I'd not commit suicide but I really do have nothing to live for in the future.

Just a life of doing things I don't enjoy in the service of nothing wholesome or hopeful.

Must be nice being one of those people who has some sort of purpose in life.

no

it's a meme fantasy held by a tiny amount of people and panicked over by Sup Forums

*dies*

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Life as a sloth on that island looks incredibly comfy

POZ DADDY
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It's funny watching the media exploit the fact that a large chunk of our population votes based on what is popular instead of forming their own opinions. That's why you end up with these ridiculous fake polls and percentages.

failing 5/6 courses in my 4th year

i'm a fucking pathetic cunt

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How much do these cost?

that means the gimmick is retired you fucking ape

do you have his permission to carry it forward?

have wankered to the thought before

clearly the person who made that doesn't have any decent ideas either

Lived in London my entire life and haven't even been to half of the centre yet

Might just do a long 10 hour walk one day

planet earth 2 looks really good even on my shitty old telly

why are you balls inside of your legs

UMM that is not the official November 2016 issue

how can you miss the GET which was the biggest story

Incredible to think that the entirety of Planet Earth 2 was filmed on an iPhone 5S

Should I keep posting data on how different generals reply to my gimmicks?

The gimmicks i often use here are

>something about a meme degree from uni and being proud of it
>shagged my best mates gf and I feel like shit
>gf just booked a trip to ibiza with her friends

Maybe it's /brit/s fault for becoming stale and shit and not producing any content

it's a monthly meme m8

we already have the November edition

*flying kicks you in the face*

This is legal here in America

Are you jealous yet?

Oh they're hidden behind my willy

apparently not tbf I never said it was good
I didn't make the OP image, but he said I could if I wanted

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

not really no

DAMN
Will she shit on my dick??

why is his gun leaking?

That's shit. There's no central image, just multiple small images. Literally no magazine does that. It looks bad

I know, he said he wouldn't do any more after this one

> watching a 24/7 stream of spongebob
> drinking glass after glass of pepsi

who /manchild/ here?

*deceases*

HOO-AHHH!

I remember when this was spammed and used to be an instant ban

this one is good though

$1.10~
>tfw freddos cost more in their country of origin than they do in britain

It can fire underwater too

need a fertile irish lass

reckon if a Komodo Dragon got brave and tried it on with me I would actually clatter it no qualms

Would make it's fucking head spin with a single punch, spark out

Want to read a book but /brit/ is too addicting

What do

going to the cornetto mass manufacturing plant.

anyone want anything?

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RIP in peace

nowt so queer as folk

I thought it was good, but he said he wasn't pleased with it and he wanted to retire from the gimmick

need to sort my monitor gamma out

smash your computer and/or phone

yes

Don't be so sure. The work I do is in the service of something wholesome/helpful/hopeful, and honestly it gives me no satisfaction.

Whitehall.

It's difficult, because on one hand I want to have a respected job, have some power, some stable money so I can find a gf and raise healthy kids.

But on the other hand I'd quite like to chuck it all in, live in a tiny studio, probably making just enough money to get by from ((("hacking"))). I was unemployed like that for a year before and whilst it had its pitfalls, I look back on it with envy, and I could do it a lot better now, and I'm a much more confident person.

I can't find a way to combine both desires.

Ahh yes Photinia x fraseri 'Red Robin'

>RIP in peace
>Rest in peace in peace
Are you a fucking retard?

Oh shit nigga. Komodo dragon fight! Aww yis..

youtube.com/watch?v=msgBdyNTbcc

you are new how

>lists his gimmicks
>never even heard of any of them

haha keep up the good work mate!!

Have any more gimmicks or bait I should try? I feel like bait is the best way to get a feel for a general

Sherbert dib dab ta

me and the pupper relaxing

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

oh yeah? hahaha
*looks over your shoulder*
hang on... is that..? better go and say hello
*walks off*

Same la

We should do it together

newponce

>falling for the newfag bait

you probably could. they're really slow moving. just don't let it bite you and don't come into contact with its saliva, cause then you're royally fucked

who /stillyettoexperiencetraditionalsexualintercourse/ here?

I'll never be happy because I don't know what I want

Or rather, I do, I want to be envied by other people. But that's not really going to make me happy

that's a big hamster

>implying we weren't baiting you

Kinda jelly of animals who just either have to find a mate first, or fight some other guy to get a mate.

So much simpler.

Bit interesting to think society expects us to waste the vast majority of our lives working to horde their currency in order to support ourselves in their system.

Then eventually you die having enjoyed very little of your life and can't take anything you worked for with you.

who /stillyettoexperiencesexualintercourse/ here?

very interesting that mate yeah

Are all the incest fags people without siblings? THe idea of shagging my sister is repulsive

I'm envied by other people and I'm not happy

that's literally how it works for humans

Didn't even know JJB still existed desu

>Spiderman being disliked by his city even though he does good things is like a metaphor for spiders eating flies but still being hated by humans. Bonus: J. Jonah Jameson is always trashing Spiderman in his paper is like a metaphor for hitting a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

neurons have exploded

Stop sacking the managedem

keep it the same imo