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I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

korean pop

real one

might have a poo might not, we'll just see where the night takes us

still time lads

ok

Sunday night essentials lads

I will be the first black prime minister to have grown up on a council estate in Liverpool

Best get started on gf 2016 then
*glances at calendar*
oh dear

What courses are you wastemen doing?

can't muster it

>the FBI could review 650,000 emails in 8 days
ah yes very plausible

>I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
>But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
>In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
>Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
>Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

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electrical engineering

specialising in communication systems and signal processing

there's no new emails you retard, they are all duplicates that have already been reviewed

We're not America you cunt, know your role in the class system.

>that london paki who got upset the countryside exist
still having a chuckle about that

Starting an alt-right synth-pop band called Hillary in Handcuffs

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Why do you Brits always smoke joints don't you know how wasteful it is

finished my degree and masters lad

really? because it would take like 5 minutes to run a diff on bunch of emails and see that they're duplicates

business idea: instead of dropping lobsters in boiling water, instead place them in cold water and gradually increase the heat until they don't know it's boiling before it's too late

wrong

speaking of london

Find the V shape lines leading towards a girls fanny incredibly attractive

who /auld comfy scotland/ here?

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Age is no substitute for taste senpai

bit on-the-nose don't you think?

Adolf Hitler, I'm HRH

This hot gilf just came into the workplace
I think she may have even been jewish

at what point after being dropped into the pan is not too late? their fate is inevitable

mong

pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

VERY good post

I like going for late night stroll smoking a spliffy

the experience of smoking it is part of the pleasure, bonds and pipes are boring

since the big gush of arse blood on saturday morning my arse hasn't bled at all

stop linking webms ffs

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just finished texhnolyze lads

wtf im depressed now

unbelievable body on this horse

not a fan of wet smelly poos

Down south atm but can't wait to be back home.

England really is a shithole

hey what's the deal with the Umber

Yeah same I guess I'm too paranoid to do that though

fuck off scotcuck

fuck off we voted brexit

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Just want a beating heart and warm thighs at this point 2bh

just made some EXCELLENT shrimp tacos lads

instead of using lettuce, i used asparagus

absolutely DELICIOUS

>NBC's Pete Williams reports that nearly all of the e-mails found on the Weiner laptop were duplicates of e-mails FBI already reviewed.

nearly all duplicates and no evidence in the non-duplicates

jog on lad

Anyone else watched "The Crown" on Netflix?
I've only seen the last four or five episodes in the series but I'd have to say it's pretty good.
Even my hyper-republican "the Royal Family should be shot in the streets" dad said he really enjoyed it

Got 15 happy birthday messages on Facebook, a handful of text/instant messages, and a few begrudging happy birthdays from members of my football team. Is that enough popularity points to classify me as a normie?

I'm an enthusiast of all things British including your history and geography, not an immigrant worker

>facebook
you're already a normie

>scotcuck

Strange 'cause its you guys that seem to have a problem maintaining anything close to homogeneity

Scotland's probably the whitest country in Western Europe

good lad

>15 happy birthday messages on Facebook

sorry mate, you need at the very least 40

New tinder match

>because someone in the fbi says it it must be true
fuck off you absolute weapon

Your Dad needs to fuck off back home to India

Any organic chemists around?

:)

I'm ugly lads.

Turns out having confidence and putting on a fun personality doesn't fix that.

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genuinely pathetic

REALLY makes you think

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Mícheál FitzPatrick pls

Unironically part-Indian AND the indian people in my family are the most pro-Britain and pro-monarchy people I've met. They're all Anglican too.

>5'9
>CQUniversity
>man's name

dropped

Certified 8/10 and no personality, trust me it's no better

I used to get about 40 back in the day when I was objectively a normie and before I got depressed, don't know if I get less now because I'm no longer popular or if my old friends don't use Facebook so much anymore. Both are probably true to an extent.

>5'9''.
>Lefty.
>Atheist.

I would absolutely fucking an-NIHILATE *thread shudders* any of you in competitive solitaire

Planet Earth 2 is off to a strong start.

Just took my slippers off and FUCKING HELL my feet absolutely pong

>atheist

ah yes..

*puts brodie in bin*

>tfw day off tomorrow

got called to a job interview lads

for a "marketing agency"

pretty sure you're the cucks who voted remain x

wow... dat be sum crazy shit huh?

Got wanked off by a Chinese student girl tonight, lads. Was great.

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Knocking on doors asking people to give money to charity and you get paid on commission

>Scotland's probably the whitest country in Western Europe

I don't think it's a good sign if you're so shit even pakis from war-torn shitholes don't want to live there 2bh

are you any good in macau

good argument pal, because no one in the FBI, department of defense or cia have ever lied before

lived in both
all depends on where you live tbqh, i'd say wales outside of the south is better and more comfy than both though

nonce

Process this you speccy cunt

*leathers you*

Will never understand how they get so close to them

All I want is a girl who can see past how ugly I am and just be a nice person to be around. She doesn't even have to be very attractive. Just not obese.

this desu

Small tip from the pros: If you're not a fan of blood, do NOT under ANY circumstances fuck a girl who's a day into her period.

translation: i got wanked off by a chinese escort tonight, lads. was great.

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I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
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got a theory that people who post vocaroos of themselves regularly are narcissistic sociopaths who love the sound of their own voice

(see: thainonce)