Tony Blair edition
/brit/
cara
tonebler
gf just sent me this
tried one of these for the heck of it once, never something so disgusting in my life desu
Redid it lads
Used to be INTP now I'm this apparently. Actually this one probably matches me better.
who /STEM/ here? who /top uni/ here?
dad just sent me this
Don't even know tb h
Just bought into the rustler group meme, have no idea if it's actually better for jobs. Probably not.
umm you wish lol x
Might drop out of second year electronic engineering to do philosophy or creative writing
>As he started the car and attempted to reverse out of the garage, the 68-year-old male resident — at home with his wife during the robbery — armed himself with a compound bow and arrow and went to the garage.
>As he ran away, the resident stood up on the fence and shot the fleeing man using the compound bow and arrow, hitting him in the bottom or lower back area.
lel
here m8
unmitigated failure in every other aspect of my life though
when i graduate with a 1st in a stem degree from a top 25 uni what the fuck do i do
Why was he so damn forgettable as a PM?
replied to wrong post
shouldve done an apprenticeship mug
>ENTP personalities find themselves respected for their vision, confidence, knowledge, and keen sense of humor, but often struggle to utilize these qualities as the basis for deeper friendships and romantic relationships
Yeah ok this ones me
Buy a Barrat house
>not top ten
Enjoy the dole m8
it's ok lad, I am too
still, we'll make some good dosh after graduating eh?
you apply for grad jobs before graduating and then go straight into work?
WHY HAS Sup Forums CHANGED I DON'T LIKE IT
watching ghost in the shell: SAC now lads
sat in bed, lights off and blanket over me, comfy as fuck
>tfw seeing the gf this week but insecure about having sex
>PRSIDENT
Comics are such high quality literature.
link? I wanna try
yeah but what grad jobs and where
i do physics
no clue what i want to do and nobody has helped me work out what to do at all
>no top 3
into the tank you go
animation was the worst of any japanese anime i've ever seen. it looks like the simpsons. i dropped it 5 minutes into episode 1. the ONLY good GITS media is the original movie
hopefully
what uni you at m8, if it's not doxxable info
LADS where can I watch PlanetEarth2?
In what? Plumbing?
who here /doesntusesocialmediabutstilllooksatclassmatesaccountsregularly/?
more ads now, I even had a video load up in a thread a few days ago
remember when I made this 6 years ago when I first came to the UK and now I'm a british citizen
time flies
At least he got a crack at PM
Our former treasurer and PM made a deal that the PM would step down after two terms and he stayed on for five lel
technical consultancy
good pay, interesting work, and you get to travel
imperial, not saying which course though
Who /INTJ/ here?
it's OK INTP runts, any day now!
Report back
you what mate? its fine so far, i'm on episode 6 and i can tell you ive seen a LOT worse
took them off the whitelist and you should do
fuck hiro tbqh
electrician, much better training program for what youre learning and you make money while doing it and the papers are worth more at the end of it
Me 2bh
Every day is an exercise in outwitting the normals. They would crucify me if they knew what I was.
>technical consultancy
shall be remembering this
>biomedical science
Was that your backup when you applied to medicine or did you get in through clearing?
Dunno, Oxbridge is pretty much a guaranteed job
who is the eighth?
Me.
Most of my old school friends are either in dead end jobs, with the only thing looking forward too is drinking at the weekend, while the other half are either forgotten or they've become single mothers or parents because they fucked some dumb slag.
on the telly
sunday nights
>3.84 GPA (first equivalent) in physics at a decent uni
Tough one, really would like to shoot myself but the thought of watching all the fat spill out of a yank is too great
what grades did you have at a level
also is imperial decent
social life and that
really want a pet African wild dog lads
>originally wanted a pet hyena, but apparently they make terrible pets
Who here /infp/
>technical consultancy
not a real job
So is INTP actually a meme?
Never applied for medicine, biomed was my first choice
The amount of wannabe doctor runts on my course is astounding though
Who are the last two? bit spoopy
What about the college experience
>kill an irishman and get away with it
I have to pick this option as it's an ancient british tradition at this point
dad opened me the door to see me in the kitchen and retreated back to the living room
more of an autist than me that bloke
>ywn go back to 2007, playing PES with your mates and scoring from the halfway line with Adriano every time.
Wild dogs are bitchboys 2bh
youtube.com
>Australards
I wonder if me being INTJ is linked to how strong my Avoidant Personality Disorder is, it must surely play some role in it.
Are you similar my INTJ bro?
literally me but feel like it's going to be impossible to find a job
>tfw equally good at humanities and sciences
>tfw had no idea what to do at uni
>tfw still no idea what to do with my life
>-t
hello beta.
It's one letter away from being the master race (INTJ)
It's also the most suicidal, pointless existence. All the angst and loneliness, no discipline to channel it into brilliance.
It's the misery meme.
Basically like ENTP you're doomed to alienating everybody by arguing about petty things for no reason.
keep getting INTP even though I'm not "logical" in any way
what a load of hokum
no it just means you chose answer that made you seem the best in your opinion
>the brit
>the scot
why are there two options for the same thing
you do 2 semesters in college and 20 weeks in a training centre, you get a decent run of it
Hmmm. I am (INTP-T).
I got INFJ
load of bollocks
People actually do biomed to do biomed?
I thought it was just for the >I have a 1 in 100 chance to transfer to first year of medicine in third year and if not it'll still look really good in my postgrad application to medicine! meme
If you have programming skills, you can compete for jobs with the runts who actually studied CS
Currently in the so called library doing a so called all nighter
Brought a towel and spare clothes so I can have a shower in the library shower and some snacks so I don't get hungry
Quite comfy actually lads
Not diagnosed, but I match every single one of the symptoms, yes.
Word to the wise mate, master flow and the world is your oyster. We're predisposed to it.
You're just one of us then.
I'm only ENTP because I'm a dramafag
I GOT INTP
FUCK SAKE.
me taking the dog out for a walk
>It's also the most suicidal, pointless existence. All the angst and loneliness, no discipline to channel it into brilliance.
major depression - check
previous suicide attempts - check
wew lad
yea sounds like me
REMINDER IF YA DON'T GO TEE YOUNEEE YEE'LL HAVE A SHITE LAYFE
australians don't really exist
I took 5 A-levels, got 2 A* and the rest A
>social life and that
No.
>not a top uni
runt
Attempting to decipher this post, which of the following 3 happened?
A. Your dad opened the door and then saw you in the kitchen
B. Your dad opened the door for you to see you into the kitchen safely
C. You are the door, hence "me the door", your dad opened the door and saw you on the kitchen side of the door and retreated back in shock
Not him but do you need to have done an engineering/lab subject in the leaving to do any of them
>tfw INFJ
>The INFJ personality type is very rare, making up less than one percent of the population, but they nonetheless leave their mark on the world. As Diplomats (NF), they have an inborn sense of idealism and morality, but what sets them apart is the accompanying Judging (J) trait – INFJs are not idle dreamers, but people capable of taking concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting positive impact.
The last paragraph would be me if I wasn't severely depressed.
My problem is I defy categorisation
>tfw not a rich posh cunt who can spend 3 years getting fucked every day while doing a meme degree like history and then get a job off daddy
why would i want a runtish software engineer job though
i can code in C, Java and Python fairly well but still literally have no clue what to do. how the fuck do i even find graduate jobs, like where do you apply and where do people and companies list jobs? there's been careers fairs at the uni but nothing at all for physics
to do what?
where are the leafs tonight
they're usually around
Neither am I lmao.
Still did History, dole here I come.
Any of those electrician training courses apprenticeships