You wake up

and there are two new countries in Slavic Europe both are Unitary Parliamentary Republics, what do?

balkan monkeys in charge of not having another civil war

no

wait for their inevitable collapse I guess

Drink Turkish beer and go back to sleep.

Genocide Pooles for good

bomb them

Ukrainian cowards can only kill pregnant women and children.

Organise death squads and slaughter all male Ukrainians while turn female ones to sex slaves.

>implying
That's the first step in genociding someone for good

can I buy a female ukrainian in advance?

> unitary multi-ethnic countries

Ukrainians weren't even meant to have their own country since you're too fucking stupid to govern it in the first place.

yes, with apples gratis

Yet we have one and you can't do shit about it..

Sir, I heard you say "Lviv", but I do in fact believe you meant "Lwòw". Please confirm or deny if my assumption is correct.

I'm afraid i have deny you in your assumtion. You see it is a common misconception to call Lviv Lwow, mostly due to some minorities reminiscing about the "good ol' days" when they were relevant. As it stands Lviv is a city in western Ukraine, administrative center of Lvivska Oblast

Forgot pic

T-thank you very much for the reply sir... I-i u-u-understand.

>adds U*r*ine
>doesn't add Belarus
dammit lad, you had one job

Bela-lose is a loser country.

OP here. How does this map look both new countries are Federative Parliamentary Republics

You always forget something burger

and whats that

How would we genocide Pooles if they are not inside our borders anymore?

Why does russia show regional flags by default?

Because it's 90 countries staples together.

>New Yugoslavia
>not annexing Kosovo + genocide the moment is is constituted
You're a retard.
You're a double retard for suggesting those silly fapfic countries.

Being bombed by Russia would be actually more desirable than being ruled by Russia, to be honest.

you know nothing, leaf

not spliting ukraine just like God meant it to be with Polish-Russian border on Dniepr.

>wanting any part of these cursed, irradiated, poverty ridden lands full of shallowly buried toddlers
These lands are long gone, Ukrainiggers stained them forever
Honestly, who the fuck would want to live there?

Nothing, republics do nothing but exploit the people.

This.
FULL AUTOMATED LUXURY ANARCHO COMMUNISM is the way to go.