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What's your favorite balacona memory in glorios nashaan edishaan ?__? oemgee i love the balconies in egypt like i wish i had one back in the US but it wouldnt matter cuz there would be nothing exciting to see anyways -__-
First for reconquista and /luso/
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nah actually quite the opposite
was one for a little more than half a year when I was like 18
holy shit that was a spiral of self-mutilating pointlessness
not to mention the masochistic aspect to it, where you keep living like an animal without really knowing why
especially knowing that the time you waste, you wont be getting back
not going down that black hole again
don't think i've been more miserable my entire life
>be arab
>kys
>whole world happy
LMAO :DDD
I'm now trying to escape that hole.
Already traced a path... the thing is being able to reach the destiny.
when you get out you'll never look back
unless you're just a lazy animal genetically
Night time in this general is always depression hours
Wine is halal, but only for enlightened Muslims.
I'll go first (〃・ω・〃)
Once we were as in me and my cuz lol were all flirting and waving to the boys at the bottom and the bawabs and stuff haha. And than the lady across from us was like"mat roohoo il cyber, il rigala hinak ahla bi kiteer." haha. In our heads we were like uhmmmm dumb horny b*tch we were just kidding.
And than we all thought that we would eat tons of watermelon and spit out tons of seeds and well our seeds went on the cars (We were mean and stupid). And oh ya the lib. Ihna konna binirmy ishr il lib taht il balacona haha. We got in so much troube. They kept calling us constantly on our phone. So many stories lol. I just can't say them all. But I love those balaconas.
Oh ya and we threw water balloons haha and well I have some awesome aim and it would hit them, and sawareekh. Oh man haha. .-.
No
>unless you're just a lazy animal genetically
pheraps
The juice of the vine (nabidh) will flow in the gardens of paradise. For this reason, many Islamic Empires considered wine halal. The Ottomans, Mughals, Safavids, Seljuk's, Fatimid, et cetera.
According to Imam Hanifah (the founder of the largest school of fiqh), wine is the only permissible alcohol.
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>mfw i literally did the same with my cousin in turkey, minus the sunflower seed shit, but with water
>mfw we also got in trouble
bitch get out of my head
Why do you keep deleting your posts
I fluctuate according to mood and surrounding, like a chameleon.
You have a point.
I have only tried bad wine, I prefer rum.
Cruelty.
Why is the menu in English?
Alcohol is absolutely haram the river in paradise won't make you drunk
Why is the textbook in English?
Show me your butthole
Well, good night sand dwellers.
Have a chart to trigger castillians and andalusians
lololol
sometimes I would open wet kleenex towels and throw them (which was disgusting coz the guy down there doesn't know why this kleenex that fell on his face is wet hahaa euww) and I was so professional in that. They would scream a lot.
One time like once in alexandria this guy fainted in front of me and i was going to help b/c im so nice, and my cousin was like no no o_O;;;;, and than i walk away and he gets up like nothing happened and staring at me which was , creepy. Im not even done yet. I wish i went up to a balcony and threw bleach on him like you did >M<
W-wow thats weird haha
My cousin and I used to stand in the balacona and throw anything at cute guize pasing by; dababees 3'asee, water, anything....she also used to have a friend in the 3omora ila odamna and we used to throw the stuff together and the people in the street would go crazy. So on time she poured a little bit of water on this guy and he saw us and he came knocking on the door 0.o.....and her mom answered and she got in so much trouble LOOOL
I should leave too, goodnight.
I used to play this MMORPG FlyFF with this girl and a few other circle of friends. There were like 4 or 5 of us altogether, but the only people that I remember are myself, the girl, and this black guy from France.
The girl typed in a very similar pattern, and even though none of us knew each other outside of FlyFF, the girl and I got very close. I eventually told her some of my life details after she had told me some of hers, such as her parents dying when she was 9 years old and her living with her younger brother and grandparents and shit like that.
When I told her that I was an Arab, she confessed to me that she was a guy all along from Egypt, and that he had pretended to be a girl online to extort loads of CS items and penya (the game's currency) from others.
The crazy thing is that he typed very similarly to you and he was from Egypt. The fucker's name was Mahmoud. He even got a bunch of shit from me over the course of several months.
Needless to say, I have a lot of PTSD from that. And from that day, I can only ever see you as that Egyptian guy named Mahmoud who likes to extort sexually-deprived males of penya and CS items.
Xoxo
I've heard so many stories of people pretending to be girls and getting free shit it's so sad that guys are that beta. Like I'm beta but holy fuck.
yo tomo vino y vos cerveza
I dream of snuggling you
topfuckingkek
Ok sbala5ir I will leave this pic up for the moroccans to read what I did
Tbh I never did nasty things to people who haven't done me anything wrong. I don't like to prank people.
chupame la pija pedaso de gato yo me meto donde kiero gil
AAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ NOOOOOOOOO
dunno
night
lol ogai ?_?
ASKJAKSJKASJKASJKAS TE QUEDASTE SIN NOVIA DE INTERNET GORDITO VIRGEN KASJKASJKJASKJASKJAKSJKAJS
I.... I just wanted a friend.
I didn't even mention the most beta-est part of the whole story: I fucking had a crush on the "girl".
Like, just hearing the story, this asshole Mahmoud created a funny, cute, and likeable girl, and I really thought that one day I'd be able to meet her.
But to hear that the girl you've been crushing on never even existed in the first place... Not gonna lie. It was Sunday night and I had school the next day, so when I went to bed I couldn't stop thinking about the girl that never was.
Man, you got some issues, you should talk to someone.
This happened back in '07~'08. I'm okay now but I just thought I'd share.
That's what you get for
A) Having a crush
B) Playing Flyff
Like wow dude, that's a hella bummer b-but dont worry sweetie ,just tell me his address and I will b on ma way to fix dat problem n do an operashaan to trans him into a girl as u wanted from the beginning
srsly though be careful where you talk to people online if you're the type that actually gets genuine "crushes" on ppl you don't even know or see. If you still want to have online crushes I find that if you go to reputable places that have rules (and some that do background checks), everything is pretty good.
Also, it's good to be skeptical. At least that mahmoud came clean before it got worse or went on any longer. Take this as a lesson stop being beta
Next time, ask questions. Don't fall for someone so fast. Ask to meet in public. Just take your time.
You can also look at singles events or meet ups where you live if you rly feel like that .-.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
you guys were being little sluts tb.h
me and my cousin were just evil
and yeah we hid and got my aunt in trouble instead, too, as one guy who was going to a party got showered in semi dirty water. we totally ruined his shirt and hair.
anyway get the fuck out of my head with your autism
fuck i hope you're making this up
>Not invited : /rus/ /slav /
fuck off I do WHATEVER THE FUCK DO I WANT TO
suck my dicc
fagg
loser
also poor & nigger
1) the heart wants what it wants ;-;
2) hey flyff wasn't too bad in the glory days. we were on a private server anyway
I'm a changed man now. I only have crushes on pic related. Appreciate the advice, though, Mahmoud.
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>russians made this
thanks russia
>I only have crushes on pic related.
Good taste lad
I'm an archive autist, I saw you mentioning that you have an alawi name. Does that mean you're alawi?
>1) the heart wants what it wants ;-;
The heart's a fag don't listen to it
>2) hey flyff wasn't too bad in the glory days. we were on a private server anyway
Remember trying it once because all of my friends were playing it, dropped it after 30 minutes
>archive autist
i think i'm done sharing things about myself
nah, i got a ton of alawi friends back in turkey tho. they always fuck with me and call me a sellout cause my grandpas converted. i fucking miss those lads.
What is it about light-skinned black girls that is so attractive?
Mel-B, Beyonce, Maya Jama, etc.
Good lord.
>Give advice
>get insulted in return
No wonder no one likes you b*tas >_>
Wow that's hella mean.
Ogai I'll stop .-.
They don't have much sub-Saharan appearance traits, especially in the face, which is typically the biggest turn off.
When was this? I played from '06 ~ '12. If you played it anytime between '12 and now, I completely understand because the game has gone to shit.
99% of my time playing was in the Arena where I just socialized with other people.
But hey, different strokes for different folks.
Once an alawi always an alawi :^3
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It's your yemeni genes x^D hahahaha
t. Mahmoud
Nah, they definitely do. The forehead is arched, the nose is relatively flat, round face, etc.
But you're right, a lot of the strong SSA features are balanced out by the white features in the face.
But thank the lord that they keep the bodies of Africans. God damn.
>But you're right, a lot of the strong SSA features are balanced out by the white features in the face.
That's what I'm trying to say. They have just enough, all the good traits while the others are cancelled out for far superior genetics.
>pastebin.com
>Neko-kun/2.0 Iraq nicer version of assman
>Legendary strong wikiwarrior who may or may not be Bilel
Hi my name is mahmoud @_@ and always need to burn car tires because I am angry >_
>Once an alawi always an alawi :^3
so they say.
Good question
Hey You all kaffirs, My name is Mahmoud Abu Yunes Mousa al Kafif al muslim al Masri, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are infidelic, profligatory, anti-islamic heathens who spend every second of their day looking at immodest naked bananas and fake photoshopped ugly moroccan females. You are everything haram in creation by Allah. Honestly, have any of you ever praised Muhammad? I mean, I guess it's condmning yourself to iblis fun because of your own foolish short sightedness and refusal to bow down before the glory of Islam, but you all take to a whole new broiling pit of hellfire. This is even worse than eating non halal meat on Ramadan. Soon we will conquer this general and it will only be about islam. Baqqiyah
>me peaking out of the bag btw
Haha, in the end, they just keep on giving don't they ?
Well it's time to give something in return.
*tips kuffiyah*
I bet you like to burn hearts, too, Mahmoud t(;-;)t
What do you mean superior genetics, though?
White women are the exact opposite. Their features are wayyy to sharp. Especially the noses and jaws. Those things can cut diamonds. And their bodies aren't that great either.
On the other hand, black women's facial features are generally too dull (round noise, forehead, etc). but at least they have some booty tits and hips to make up for it.
Mona posted her face?
Does anyone have the original?
>=)
Don't fall for it. He's just Mahmoud from FlyFF fucking with us.
>imblyin
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She is half european half arab
100% deranged slut
She's pretty average looking
It's just a bad angle/photo but she is on cam /different pics she sent me much prettier, 7/10 tier desu
ALAWI
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do you even know that Alevis (Turkish) and Alowis (Arabs) aren't the same sect?
No, I'm not alawi. Lol. But now I know.
>no /aus/
sup cunts i have personally invited myself. do we talk about beheadings and women cosplaying pacman ghosts in here or what?
Someone called me?
alowi (arabs) came from some arab called abu shuayb muhammad ibn nusayr
alevi (turks) has roots in sufism and already existing pagan religiouns
>Parallel with the Alawite faith, Alevism preserves pre-Islamic elements of Turkish shamanism and Kurdish angel-worship
and stop deleting your comments you fucking autist
>he deletes his comment
give me north african waifus or else!
do you know song
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>/ita/ is invited
>of course, they're levantines and maghrebi too
Well played, Firaun.
thanks
It would be a real shame if I contacted the Norwegian girl you are lifting pictures from, and she disowned the posts you make in her name, "Mona".
>she sent me much prettier,
post them
do it
>Not invited : /tr/
Why tho?
Is sex confusing?
تعبانة ;-;
Bump
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>Asking the gayest general about confusion in sex
I think you misspelled sexuality
Def a slut probably fucked 12-15 guys
>tfw no westernized zina committing jumaa attending Arab gf
end my life already.
Op is an attention whore, don't give her attention
:333 soooo cute that picture
>darrussalam
Abdulwahhab plz
>tfw no HK sugar daddy
/asean/ :3
la puta
:3
>Morad roleplayed as Morad
Is there anything this forsaken general hasn't seen yet.
cum in me habibi :3
Meme
Why the fuck would you ever wear that anywhere