Which do your prefer? Which is the better country? Who has the better culture?
Aussies vs. Kiwis
Luke Walker
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Cooper Clark
>tfw no kiwi bf
;-;
Kayden Wilson
Same thing
Adrian Adams
Rasheed.
Ryan Cooper
>from Caithness
>Gets called Rasheed because people assume I'm English
Bittersweet
Noah Martinez
Desperate Rasheed.
Nathan Stewart
I'm gonna go with kiwis. Their accent sounds nicer and my sole experience with them is through Flight of the Conchords.
Grayson King
>country
New Zealand has a better climate and better scenery.
>culture
Both "cultures" are a joke.
Ryder Russell
>corr blimey lets ethnically replace ourselves in our own capital!
>yes top notch culture ours, top notch!
>bites own tongue causing catastrophic infection
>dies
fuck you
Robert Brooks
>Their accent sounds nicer
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
There are many reasons I will accept for why NZ is better, but their accent is not one of them
Jose Sullivan
In all the media I've watched I have never seen a New Zealander and don't understand why Australia doesn't just take their land
Cooper Hernandez
New Zealand tbqh
Easton Ramirez
Juan Morris
Aussies got BTFO by fucking emus, you think those incompetent retards would take NZ?
Josiah Sanchez
raxxing tinnies and wife beating is NOT a joke
Jackson Russell
What's the difference?
Levi Garcia
>raxxing tinnies
is this english?
Brandon Anderson
>New Zealand has a better climate and better scenery.
But Tasmania has a better climate and scenery than New Zealand, and that's a part of Australia.
Michael Allen
>and that's a part of Australia.
This must be the first time in Aussie history that an Australian that wasn't from Tasmania admitted that
Caleb Perez
Kiwis are slightly less gay
Juan Turner
their accent is shitter and they didn't invent pavlova
Connor Moore
we didn't genocide our natives
Noah Morris
And now they almost changed your flag
Joshua Allen
>implying you wouldn't have if you managed to defeat them
Jace Green
>implying we didn't just give them muskets and let them kill eachother
you should've just given your emus muskets so they could kill eachother
Jayden Perez
because you sold them muskets and they raped you with them
Dylan Sanders
New Zealand's military is a meme and the country is literally there for the taking if anyone was actually bothered. I mean their Airforce has absolutely no fighter jets its all transport and support aircraft lol. No doubt it would be an emu victory if they could swim across the gap
Lucas Baker
NZ definitely, our firearms and general outdoors laws are more permissive than Aus, and we have a much more livable climate and biome. Also fuck spiders.
However, Australian girls are more attractive on the whole I would say, by a fair margin. Plus our accent is even worse than theirs (both are pretty awful mind you).
Australian politics is retarded.
Elijah Bailey
Good summary 2bh
Lucas Roberts
this, except Australian accents are sexy as fuck, and the only hot girls in NZ are ones that come from abroad
t. Australian
Thomas Miller
Sorry, but no accent is worse than the Long Island, NY accent
The literal human equivalent to rubbing rocks against concrete
Mason Anderson
>australian """""""culture"""""""
>overtanned 50 year olds in flip flops calling eachother cunts
yeah ok
Leo Wood
ummmm excuse me honey they're called thongs, thanks
Logan Wood
> Tfw you reply to the Catholic Argie qt sincerely and offer to marry her and give her citizenship, but it won't be taken seriously because we're on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum where every post is lost in a din of shitposting and self loathing.
Lucas Ross
if that ever happens you must invite us all to the wedding
Christopher Flores
rasheed
i would probably identify more with kiwis being from an island nation and that but aussies sound like a good laugh too
Hudson Evans
what about liverpudlian
Gabriel Garcia
>Better Climate
>Better Accents
Top Kek
>Kiwis
>Slight Less gay than Australians
Wat?
Elijah Lee
NEW ZEALAND BECAUSE MAORI CULTURE >>> AUSFALIAN CULTURE
Thomas Sanchez
Translation: Stealing 1g of bud
Cameron Cook
Australians are a shit tier version of Californians with worse accents and 15 years behind in all things. They try so hard to be noticed.
The Kiwi has a certain quiet dignity to him that I have always appreciated.
Chase Gutierrez
cockney + helium = general aussie accent
take an aussie and make him speak with a dick in his mouth = the kiwi accent
Zachary Clark
Kiwis.
Aussies are just annoying cunts. They're not funny or interesting and try too hard to be noticed