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Big lips edition

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they are children

/balt/

you're australian

you are children

cara

NEED a jewish gf

this 2bh

White girls with thicc lips are top tier

Those are too big they're nigger-tier

real nonce hours

She looks Jewish

>looks jewish

this literally means nothing

>your post

this literally means nothing

same

what does it all mean

my girl got a big butt (got a big one)
and big lips she can liplock

ITT: we laugh at runts from Sup Forums
This one was quite a find
The context of this post was black panthers intimidating trump voters outside polling stations, this one runt had this to say:
>Redpill with Spirit Cooking, occultism/devilwhorship. Take out some dank weed and spark it during the conversation and lure them away from their post.

>Let them finish doobie while I explain how the white devils are real a/f and been using the

And posted the related image, an anime nonce thinking he can relate to uneducated African Americans by talking to them about 'spirit cooking', 'white Devils' and 'redpills'

I wonder do they ever actually read the drivel they post

NYC, Montreal, Melbourne in that order are your best chances for finding a jewish gf. That being said, they're the objectively terrible.

you can just link it lad

people with butt chins are subhuman

saw two fellows having a look at the british section of my supermarket
i promptly stepped in front of them and offered my vast knowledge of british culture & cuisine
"have any questions? might i recommend something gentlemen?", i asked them
"no thanks we're good" they said, i continued to tell them the ins and outs of british food, handing them a box of weetabix, some digestive, even a cheeky bottle of HP sauce
"please leave us alone" they said, turning and walking away. Naturally they felt intimidated
some people just can't handle the banter i guess

>Yo nigger, I'm not. I live in a free country with excellent everything and don't care about your sorry ass excuse of an election.

>O-o-o-h s-s-orry sir, I thought you was a white american cuck that fears me automatically. May I spit shine yo shoes?

>That's ok, nigger. I don't wear my poo on shoos indoors.

...

are you irish or italian i cant tell

Guarantee I could fuck your lass

need a fertile irish lass

The so-called gf

i want to live in new york but im not rich and there's no way i'll get rich so that won't happen
probably won't learn french
australia is full i've heard

im out of luck

you look like big troods

...

Ireland and Italy and Mexico need to change their flags they're too similar I can't tell who is who

Mate you look like a sad fucking fish

Why are your eyes so far apart? Why so sad? Did someone tell you that you look like an effeminate little gimpy shirtlifting cunt?

I'd smack that prettyboy face until it's not pretty

calm down malaysia

liberia and the usa need to change their flags and skin colours they're too similar i can't tell who is who

fuck off usmoi/malaysia/liberia

LE AGNLO BANTZ XDDD

the jewish girls in montreal speak english

Ah yes, the famous British banter.

will bet my life savings that she will cancel on me again

hello is this a tree

yes this is the norfolk islands

non whites... are not welcome...

You sound like a huge pussy

Would deck you cold

dubs decides what my excuse for not going to work tomorrow is

ok looks like i shall be coming to montreal for optometry school after all

wow didn't realise Stranger Things was that long ago

>Grabs every yank in this thread by the throat
>"B-BACK OFF"

balls deep in the sister

>tfw narcissist uggo who wants a 10/10 gf and rejects anything below that

emergency penis removal surgery

freak wanking accident

Really nice head of hair on you lad, you'd be well suited to decking willies down your throat twinkle toes

>does she even like me pls respond ;_;

hahahahahahaha

Somebody got dubs on Sup Forums and that made me not go

dog ate my bus pass/car

awful

Classic bloody alt-righters xD

no gf

10 mile run. If you can push more do it

What's awful you fucking skreb

in the hospital after getting your willy stuck up your boyfriends bum

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haha melon guy

You're wearing a towel and have no other choice of clothing, that's it, something happened to your clothes which you can't explain why to the point of you just wearing nothing but a towel which will look daft.

absolutely howling at this post

uh oh you done did it now

now some new IPs will say how drumpf has no chance of winning

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Fucking hell lads

Housemate has disgusting warts on his elbow area

Creeps me the fuck out. Its brushed against me too before

in the hospital after your boyfriend gets his willy stuck up your bum?

bit cold out

I'm white

trump has already lost

>madame president
sure sounds good donut

unlikely

you're going to america to kill donald trump

>too intelligent to work

Why are women so fucking foetid?

You identify as Alt-Right and trump's faltering in the polls is giving you panic attacks.

record corrected

busy watching child porn

dont have one

hair

men work harder
women sweat less and have less oils generally
so they don't need to shower as much

found a really cool acorn on the way to work

Really makes you think.

>post gets dubs
>no one else gets dubs

really makes me think...

I poop during sex

Go to work

doing a pop

>he thinks a billionaire wants to return power to the people

Women skin is oily as fuck

Also even if you're a sedentary vegetable, you will begin to smell without washing for a day

What is a shower cap

You only need to shower 4 times Max a week. Anymore is just pampering

>finally started getting with girls on nights out, getting so close to gf
>friends all cut me off
>can't go out anymore
>now I have no gf and no friends

You LITERALLY cannot make this shit up

doing a pilgrimage to mecca (hajj)

broke your ribs trying to suck yourself off

Will Sup Forums explode once hillary wins?

I shower twice a week

was in space

hmmm