English Dialects edition
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>yanks
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>its an EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE edition
>talking to girl on tinder during work
>She's working like five minutes away
>Suggest we catch a drink after work
>Sent 20 minutes ago
Waiting patiently haha
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everyone should leaf Canada alone in these threads
>/brit/
>not a single brit
Revolt against the modern world, drown the cities in fire, revive the spirit of the bronze age
Is she qt?
*teleports in front of you*
FUCK SAKE
*slices u in have with my katana*
Pssh, nothing personnel, kid
I guess
woulbd bang
*cleaves you in twain*
Excuse me this is /brit/ what the fuck are you doing in here
Ok
watching a bit of the old planet earth 2
on my way home now from dublin, sixth time this week
having some clean water
same
cleaves thine buttocks atwain with mine codger
unrionically have drank like 20 cups of tap water today
where did this meme come from
Doing a Beach House listen lads
having some dirty water
Is Twitter working for you lads?
t. lone wanderer
the last thread some yanks said they couldn't drink their water
Nope
>tfw can't get my daily dose of Panhead
no
Are you aware of the nutsack that's hanging out?
*pisses in your clean water and gives it RADS*
its doing a poo
sitting on the ole buttplug
What time is the Yank election lads
pics
forgot about the election. whos winning? Is bernie out?
Polls are generally open from the late morning to late afternoon local time; given that the US spans 6 time zones, it'll probably go on from the afternoon well into the morning of the 9th for you guys.
Still calmly awaiting a reply from that fine tinder girl
prefer beach goth myself
i.4cdn.org
Will screencap this for my wank later tonight
looks like jill stein is the frontrunner
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we'll probably know the outcame fairly early in the night on tuesday, so maybe by 10-11pm for you guys
having some clean gin
quite a cracker, what's it called?
*poos on you*
>its an enterprise contacts an Alien culture and violates the Prime Directive episode.
youtube.com
and if you want the full album
mega.nz
cheers x
contacted ur mum and violated her with my prime dickrective
tbf, most of the posters ITT have been alien cultures to Britain
i made some webms earlier with similar sort of grooves if you want to bother hearing somewhat similar stuff
say that online not to my face then see what happens
Some guy on Sup Forums took it down, not even meming
ffs why?
Don't care but I'll acknowledge you for making something you like :)
archive.4plebs.org
He thought it would help Trump I think
drumpf has more facebook followers than hillary
tell me about the south, bongs
it looks comfy
and most people only follow her facebook to bash her
the further from the south you go the better
God emporer
and most of those followers aren't old enough to vote
it's not 2008, only old people use facebook
but why?
Southampton looks nice
everyone uses facebook you pleb
mixed messages here guys
u're mum uses facebook
Love it when Trump fucks up a word and he tries to cover it up by stopping and going "right folks?".
Gets me every time.
quite scary that someone that retarded might have access to nuclear weapons
he ain't the brightest but he has a kind heart and honestly that's most important
Barney the dinosaur 2020
>kind heart
isn't he an unironic arsehole who routinely scums people off?
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>he ain't the brightest but he has a kind heart and honestly that's most important
Oh you sweet summer child
only towards people who've attacked him first t-b-h
i'm 38 you stupid yank
But you have the innocence of a sweet summer child. Also, competence >> kind heart
no no as in he routinely ripped contractors etc off when he was working for his daddies inherited business
>implying he isn't competent
haven't heard anything about that except for a few opinion articles with no sources from biased outlets
Hey guys, one of the Ads is "Take a Shot at our Firearms Quiz!" Get it, shot? hahahahaha
He's a smart businessman xDD
>Sweet summer child
Jesus christ fuck off with your reddit shit
alri lads theres a girl who likes me who i previously had no interest in at all because she's flat as a board and has short hair but then i saw some geizer and can say that i'm defo into it now haha
dolan trunk is the reddit candidate
go for it man
>geizer
no idea what this means
>Forcey fun time?
me neither
have no idea what he's talking about
a reference to a meme
t. geizers
do NOT want to go to work today lads
why are there no belgians on Sup Forums
interesting development in yankland lads
>it's a Deanna Troy's mother episode
nobody's interested in your rigged elections
now fuck off and leave us Brits alone
only acceptable form of english reporting in
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