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English Dialects edition

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>yanks

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>its an EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE edition

>talking to girl on tinder during work
>She's working like five minutes away
>Suggest we catch a drink after work
>Sent 20 minutes ago

Waiting patiently haha

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everyone should leaf Canada alone in these threads

>/brit/
>not a single brit

Revolt against the modern world, drown the cities in fire, revive the spirit of the bronze age

Is she qt?

*teleports in front of you*

FUCK SAKE

*slices u in have with my katana*
Pssh, nothing personnel, kid

I guess

woulbd bang

*cleaves you in twain*

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Excuse me this is /brit/ what the fuck are you doing in here

Ok

watching a bit of the old planet earth 2

on my way home now from dublin, sixth time this week

having some clean water

same

cleaves thine buttocks atwain with mine codger

unrionically have drank like 20 cups of tap water today

where did this meme come from

Doing a Beach House listen lads

having some dirty water

Is Twitter working for you lads?

t. lone wanderer

the last thread some yanks said they couldn't drink their water

Nope
>tfw can't get my daily dose of Panhead

no

Are you aware of the nutsack that's hanging out?

*pisses in your clean water and gives it RADS*

its doing a poo

sitting on the ole buttplug

What time is the Yank election lads

pics

forgot about the election. whos winning? Is bernie out?

Polls are generally open from the late morning to late afternoon local time; given that the US spans 6 time zones, it'll probably go on from the afternoon well into the morning of the 9th for you guys.

Still calmly awaiting a reply from that fine tinder girl

prefer beach goth myself
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Will screencap this for my wank later tonight

looks like jill stein is the frontrunner

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we'll probably know the outcame fairly early in the night on tuesday, so maybe by 10-11pm for you guys

having some clean gin

quite a cracker, what's it called?

*poos on you*

>its an enterprise contacts an Alien culture and violates the Prime Directive episode.

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cheers x

contacted ur mum and violated her with my prime dickrective

tbf, most of the posters ITT have been alien cultures to Britain

i made some webms earlier with similar sort of grooves if you want to bother hearing somewhat similar stuff

say that online not to my face then see what happens

Some guy on Sup Forums took it down, not even meming

ffs why?

Don't care but I'll acknowledge you for making something you like :)

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He thought it would help Trump I think

drumpf has more facebook followers than hillary

tell me about the south, bongs

it looks comfy

and most people only follow her facebook to bash her

the further from the south you go the better

God emporer

and most of those followers aren't old enough to vote

>facebook

it's not 2008, only old people use facebook

but why?

Southampton looks nice

everyone uses facebook you pleb

mixed messages here guys

u're mum uses facebook

Love it when Trump fucks up a word and he tries to cover it up by stopping and going "right folks?".

Gets me every time.

quite scary that someone that retarded might have access to nuclear weapons

he ain't the brightest but he has a kind heart and honestly that's most important

Barney the dinosaur 2020

>kind heart
isn't he an unironic arsehole who routinely scums people off?

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>he ain't the brightest but he has a kind heart and honestly that's most important
Oh you sweet summer child

only towards people who've attacked him first t-b-h
i'm 38 you stupid yank

But you have the innocence of a sweet summer child. Also, competence >> kind heart

no no as in he routinely ripped contractors etc off when he was working for his daddies inherited business

>implying he isn't competent

haven't heard anything about that except for a few opinion articles with no sources from biased outlets

Hey guys, one of the Ads is "Take a Shot at our Firearms Quiz!" Get it, shot? hahahahaha

He's a smart businessman xDD

>Sweet summer child

Jesus christ fuck off with your reddit shit

alri lads theres a girl who likes me who i previously had no interest in at all because she's flat as a board and has short hair but then i saw some geizer and can say that i'm defo into it now haha

dolan trunk is the reddit candidate

go for it man

>geizer
no idea what this means

>Forcey fun time?

me neither

have no idea what he's talking about

a reference to a meme

t. geizers

do NOT want to go to work today lads

why are there no belgians on Sup Forums

interesting development in yankland lads

>it's a Deanna Troy's mother episode

nobody's interested in your rigged elections

now fuck off and leave us Brits alone

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