Jeb edition
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It looks like Mexico is going to build wall. What a tweest.
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Clinton concession speech soon
big, fat mistake
/balt/
ITS STARTING
I'm glad Trump won and all but where did all the fun posting go?
Is /ont/ going to be Sup Forums.07 for the next few weeks?
big fat pecka
This is what the face of defeat looks like
>WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
He did it
the madman
Will she reveal she was a lizard all along?
Heart goes out to the few level-headed Bernie supporters today. The DNC is such a disgrace to the people.
Why the fuck are they playing Metal
*Spanish music intensifies*
Canada too. Or else they'll be overrun with our leftists.
Do you guys think the DNC will try anything?
Like a false flag or a coup?
She was too buttmad to even speak last night. She probably didn't even have a concession speech prepared. Unironically believe she might just sprout wings on live TV and set fire to the American flags with her breath
RIP
Nah they are still in shock along with the MSM.
If my mom wasn't born in the states but is a naturalized American could I become one too? I want to live under Trump and own a lot of guns that I only need a driver's license to buy
Probably have to get naturalized yourself t b h
>Live coverage will resume soon
All I heard beforehand was police sirens, did someone get shot
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To express my gratitude, may the lord have mercy on your wretched soul. May the lord also have mercy on me once He catches me—if He can.
Well my old man's the president
with a tower and a wall
he'll tell the muzzies to get fucked, hes always on the ball
he looks so really trendy, with his red tie and blond hair
he'll make prison great again cause Clinton's going there!
What did you expect? Even after Canadian elections there was shitposting for at least a day.
Gotta get my passport done for a trip to the UK/Ireland next year. Tuning into NPR on the drive over to the post office is going to be great. Fuck them, they were saying for MONTHS that Hillary was going to win in a landslide. Eat shit Jim and Margery.
Yeah NPR really turned me off to them this election.
Gald I didn't donate during that last funding drive they had.
Tell me about Arizona.
What happens there? Who lives there?
Are they religious? Do they support the Trump????
Guys I'm scared. Trump is going to destroy that nation and we're going have to deal with the fallout.
Hold me
don't be dramatic
rename this thread into "/uc/" because you're gonna build a wall over mexico. so "m" is DROPPED
I feel you nig
Please please PLEASE take our liberal refugees
more like /cu/ as in see you later mexico
Americans dealt with the worst Mexicans moving to their country.
Now it's your turn to deal with the worst Americans moving to your country :^)
Good dubz op
Jeb Bush is also a pretty kool and reasonable guy. TOo bad he didn't run for President
I'm not. I'm watching what Paul Ryan is saying and it's straight up facist talk. They're going to undo over 20 years of progressive reforms.
Give us the west coast.
we have enough unskilled foreign workers
Fucking traitor.
I voted for Trump in the Louisiana Primaries and the election
AMA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO At least Chicanos are nice people. Americans are just cunts.
You'll get the keystone pipeline too, a pipe big enough for a man to walk from the Mexican border to the Canadian on.
do you feel like your vote matters?
Why do people say Trump only won because of racists when we just had a black president for two terms who ran against white men both times?
>tfw mexico is forbidden love
JUST
fuck, we're finished
So when are you deporting Jeb's wife and all those guac bowls????
Sorry, but Rebuild America Act stroked me in all the right ways.
Improved infrastructure on everything from roads to internet to the electrical grid.
Americas infrastructure is badly outdated and we need a modern setup if we want to stay competitive.
I'm not saying Trump won't improve it, just that he hasn't said too much about improving it outside of "De-regulating the EPA and lowering taxes,"
It'll be interesting to see how he goes about it.
So who is going to be the Canadian Trump?
He got over 70% of white people to go out and vote but got less then 10% of PoC to vote for him. Make no mistake, this is the fault of white racists/misogynists
Alberta could really use the work tbqh. I interact with one of the companies that is involved with that pipeline and they had MASSIVE layoffs because of that and the economic downturn.
Is he already crying?
Yeah, just don't think about the oil that'll be leaking constantly into the Missouri River inevitably.
Business guy on Dragons Den is considered to be our Trump -- he's running for a Conservative PM MP seat. He didn't want to be compared to Trump though. We've also got a female candidate who is anti-immigrant and etc. She doesn't like muslims.
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If you're going to deport all the browns, does that mean you'll open up immigration to white Anglos from the rest of the world??
>people already bitching about Trump becoming president
>~100 million people who can vote, didn't vote
If you did not vote in the election despite being eligible, you do not get to complain about who won.
Why are people so fucking lazy? It took me a half hour to go vote, and I got a free hotdog afterwards.
that's pipelines for you
it was going to get built either way, the question was when
He's tearing up, but I don't seem to really cry.
We're full
Plus don't you guys think the US is a shithole anyway?
We can still do this!@
What do I do with my 150+ ¡Yeb! memes?
Not anymore
Oh sorry, Pipelines leaking into the Missouri River and more.
I dunno, those native camps are still standing pretty strong. They'll probably have to end up bulldozing over them and if we've learned anything from horror movies it's that building over Native burial grounds is a instant catalyst for shit getting out of hand.
>That look on Bill's face and that slow clap
Dump them now before it's too late
Likewise with Brexit, compulsory voting should be a thing.
Provide an abstain vote if people are really too thick or angry to decide.
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see
>putting your Sup Forums folder on your desktop
>people on facebook blaming the Trump win here in Ohio entirely on people that voted third party
>mfw even if every Johnson and Stein voter went for Hillary, Trump still would have won
>mfw these people are desperate to point the finger at someone
>mfw they are behaving like a pack of rabid dogs now
When are these people going to stop playing the blame game and accept reality?
I dunno m8, there have been a lot of oil spills in both the Gulf of Mexico and U.S. Rivers in the past 5-9 years, it doesn't really seem like the industry has a good hold on the idea of stopping things like that.
I'll believe it when I see it, but I really think we'll be seeing things like "North Dakota Access Pipeline is leaking despite constant reassurance it would be fine,"
I'm lucky it doesn't take too long for me to go to vote.
>Hillary supporters
>Accepting reality
Top zozzle
Blaming third party candidates for losses is a time-honoured Democratic tradition.
kid, your entire country is coated in pipelines and environmental disasters. spills and environmental disasters happen all the fucking time but people don't bother to report on it. of course it's going to leak.
crying about something that only wasn't being built because Obama was pretending to care about the environment is autistic. you may as well protest a McDonalds being built. there are more environmentally damaging projects in your country but that one is just some shitty media focal point for memes.
even in concession she is full of complete shit
what did women mean by this
>muh ceilings
Nuking USA campaign when?
Just because it happens constantly doesn't mean we should add to it.
Again, neutral on the idea and if it's a successful thing it's a successful thing, I just worry about problems it could cause. At this point looking forward we know these things are going to happen so we should be trying to make them work as best as possible and not just accept faulty projects as something that will always happen. That goes for things that already exist too.
They should let the celebs in tax the shit out of it and use the funds to build the wall to keep the SJWs out.
Good, this nation needs to be destroyed. It is an abomination, an incarnation of all the hell we've existed in having broke loose to construct a chamber of endless dissatisfaction, disappointments and avarice. May the US burn in the tall flames it's danced around for centuries until all that's left is ashen and debris. Let every nation and people alike its image burn in the agony of their fragile, scattered lives and mentally deranged, malformed dreams. Let the nightmare shatter into one million lost and afraid little fragments that suffer justly as cruel of awakenings as the one we're is headed for! This nation strutted itself to the gallows, let it choke while dangling from a single thread, gasping for the polluted air of the black gold upon which it has so heavily and dearly relied. MMM. My gaunt, depraved cock bulges through my pants at the thought of vicious cataclysms ripping and gnashing apart every stale and tampered broken dream we've ever dreamed, quick, someone catch it in their mouth and give it a peckish, slutty suck! Suck my snake dry until there's no more venom in it to blacken lily-white souls with! ^^
[spoiler]They want him to grab them by their pussy[/spoiler]
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>mfw my guns are safe for at least 4 more years
usa usa tbqh
Talking to my mother and grandmother; they just don't think a women would make a good world leader
>Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart all moving to Canada (plus a bunch of other celebrities)
Today couldn't get any better
Anyone else still see the spook theme here?
>Trump will make the SC red for 20 years
>no more nogunz
Truly God's Chosen candidate
We'll take stewart and cyrus but fuck off with schumer
It's a package deal faggot
You get the whole package, no takebacks
can I come along too?
No, you take her and you keep her there.
Where were you when DC voted to become a state?
Say goodbye to Washington DC, say hello to New Columbia
Foundation?
>DC in charge of controlling themselves
Top lmao