Mfw Russian and the US are gonna be BFFs soon :3

>mfw Russian and the US are gonna be BFFs soon :3

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Why not lovers?

Why are you all acting like an attention-deprived girlfriend about this?

Is it time?

Get out. Only Russians and USAians allowed ITT

Can I like Russia now?

who will wear the dress?

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Trump is not the only one who determines foreign relations of the country. There will be some thaw in our relations, but I'm not sure Trump could change your foreign policy towards us to the friendly one.

peace in our time

Germany and Russia should meet middle of the way, too!

Agree

I mean I guess the signs were always there. All the rampant gay-bashing. Trump always so angry with women. Personally I don't see what's wrong with pussy.

Putin's Russian buddies practically own North Greece.
Also it's where mountain Athos is located, center of the Orthodox Christianity faith. The holiest place on earth fro President Putin.
You should start learning who your new best buddies are.

Back to 94-2004 I see.

Objectively bad times for Russia.

Maybe history will repeat?

American Orthodox Church when?

>Objectively bad times for Russia
Economically speaking, 1998-2004 period was pretty good, despite the low start.

Yeah, all you have to do is let them invade the Baltics and the rest of the Ukraine. Then you'll be best buds.

Are you really forgetting Russia is the aggressor? People are so fucking naive.

We'll save you!

Get ready for us to be the new America.

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someone is getting a new bff soon

You see the guy on the right, he's a pontic Greek that grew up in Russia, now moved here 4-5 years ago and is pretty much buying everything and trying to make North Greece Great again. Russians are everywhere here, tourists/living here, you name it.

>implying Russia wants this
Don't forget to mention invading Finland, it's the most important part.

Kek. GL.

Yeah, why would Russia want to invade anywhere. Why would Russia want to invade Ukraine. When has Russia ever had any bad intentions.

We're genociding finns this time, don't forget. They whine too much in the internet.
Also their """civilization""" reached it's peak with creation of Spurdo, it's all downwards from here.So, it's a mercy kill.

The pre-existing geopolitical security fabric around the world precludes the United States from substantially improving relations with Russia, without causing fatal damage to its commitments and stances elsewhere.

A small lightening, but nothing anything substantial. Nor would it be wise to pursue it, both in terms of Russia's objectives (which are, for the most part, not US objectives), and the knock-on effects from allies. Not just in Europe either. The effect would be global, and would possibly end US hegemony.

Funny how they imply there's something to negotiate. Trump and his advisers are solid Kreml puppets. They'll jump exactly when Putin tells them to jump.

Some people do see cuckolding as a form of friendship though.

You've tried it lots of times. Russians love to murder and steal. You still deny attacking without a reason in winter war even though it was a different country.

Are you one of those people who thinks there are "ebil" countries in geopolitics and they do what they do because they are "crazy ebil monsters", not because there could be other reasons?

If you only knew how many people in Russia hope it's gonna be Trump who will change our economical situation

>who will change our economical situation
Kek. Hope dies last.

No one gives a fuck even about novorossia. Crimea is a different thing. There was our navy and most of its inhabitants actually don't mind being a part of Russia.

We know you. You can play that innocent face the west euros and yanks because they've never met a Russian but we've seen "normal" Russians.

I often think we have the same mentality with Ukrainians like "Bandera pryde, poryadok navede", but in our case it was Putin, now it's Trump.

>all of these butthurt Finns
You are destined to come under the Tsar, just like in the old days. You will become Glorious Slavs just like our new First Lady. bozhe tsarya khrani

As Einstein once said, "the next Winter War will be fought with memes and banter :DDD"
See you on the battlefield.

>Ukraine
Literally who cares? Certainly not the EU nor NATO, as both couldn't do much but share their "deep concerns" about the issue

>Russia is aggressive in Eastern Europe because the Red Army is rapidly ageing and they have to defend their western border
>allow Russia to join NATO like we should have done in 2000
>Russia no longer aggressive in Eastern Europe
>Russia and America proceed to BTFO mudshits and chinks for all time

Non-Russian Slavs are bros.

Are they going to do 5 million lobotomies to convert us to Russians?

BUTTHURT BELT ON SUICIDE WATCH

We converted you from Swedes to Finns 200 of years ago. Why should we destroy you now?

You didn't. But you tried to genocide us which is why shot your governors and acquired military training from Germany.

We always knew Russia is going to attack but, sure, USA getting cucked by Ruskies was a surprise. Strategic mistake to buy US weapons.

Cuz we are all barbarians!!1!

>You will see America lose it's global hegemony in your lifetime

Only if you agree to hate Ukraine, absolutely.

>Russia is aggressive in Eastern Europe because the Red Army is rapidly ageing and they have to defend their western border
I don't even know how this makes sense. Russia invaded Ukraine because... their tanks are old?
>allow Russia to join NATO like we should have done in 2000
Who is going to allow this to happen? Even if Trump desired this, there's no mechanism to force the alliance to accept a member that isn't wanted.
>Russia no longer aggressive in Eastern Europe
That's a counterfactual if I've ever heard one.
>Russia and America proceed to BTFO mudshits and chinks for all time
1) Russia doesn't desire to contain China as the US does.
2) Russia's interest in ISIS amounts to protecting their assets in Syria. Their campaign against ISIS thus far has been minimal. No reason to assume they seek to be regional police ala the US under Bush.

People running in circles claiming that years of animosity between the US and Russia are going to disappear are this delusional. It could end if the US stops seeking to contain Russia. And thereby lose the support of Europe, and more broadly, the rest of our allies. But in the trade between The World and Russia, the US will never take Russia.
The US may try to "Reset". But it's not going to substantially change our relationship... unless everything else changes with it. Which is unlikely, and maladaptive.

Russia's border is all flatland, they're trying to push up to the mountains in Poland and Ukraine so that they can actually defend their population centers with a severely diminished Red Army

Russia is maintaining their relations with the Chinese because they're trying to gain a potential ally in case of war with the West

I look forward to this partnership, Russobros.

Are you planning to discard /revise economic "sanctions" "anytime soon?

I bet you watched that caspian report russiaboo, the reason why that is bullshit is because nukes mean Russia is never getting invaded.

Red army doesnt exist no more DUDE

Serious question, what benefits for USA you see in tighter partnership with Russia? I can't find any

We'll give you Ukraine, and Finland, how does that sound?

hell, take all of eastern europe for all we care tbqph

>USAians

nice try chicano

>the poorest in Europe failed state and frozen swamps
Something more profitable would sound better, we're not in a good shape right now to conquer even more useless land.

>mfw the rest of the world is mad as fuck

Once a commie always a commie

Fine, you can put the Iron Curtain back up.

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>Russia's border is all flatland, they're trying to push up to the mountains in Poland and Ukraine
I see you've developed your understanding of military strategy from the 1600s, pre-modern warfare. And nukes.
You can be in Trump's cabinet.
>Russia is maintaining their relations with the Chinese because they're trying to gain a potential ally
So... Russia will throw its permanent neighbor with a stable government and a bright future under the bus for a fickle superpower across an ocean who has a revolution every 4 years?
And assuming we take Russia, we then lose all credibility with allies elsewhere. Including the Pacific. Unquestionably a bad trade. Made even worse that there's quite alot of hopeful assumptions going on about what Russia would do.

Your plan is deranged, wildly speculative, the payoff (even if it succeeds) is catastrophic for the US at best. It's a net loss of power. We are trading all allies for Russia, a country with a GDP the size of Italy and living standards on par with Moldova.

I had in mind something like trade deal with Russia on fair terms.

>no one is talking about our relations with Russia because they're all so massively asshurt

Fuck it, you can have Mexico too, why not.

>Napoleon and the Nazis
>1600s

No

this is like brexit x100

bump

Having a real land border with you would be nice.

>Nukes
>1938
The one petty response you could muster was retarded.

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>1) Russia doesn't desire to contain China as the US does.
Wrong.

>2) Russia's interest in ISIS amounts to protecting their assets in Syria. Their campaign against ISIS thus far has been minimal. No reason to assume they seek to be regional police ala the US under Bush.
ISIS is a thread to Russia no doubt, but saving Syria comes first. We don't need unstable regions bordering or close to us.

>no one wants nuclear war if they can avoid it so countries still prepare for land and sea warfare
We should just dissolve our military because we have nukes lmao

Are there recent asshurt news articles from Ukraine regarding Trump?

What do Russians think of CHYNA?

It's happening.

Russia has probably 90 manoeuvre brigades at the moment.

To take on those you'd probably need 270 manoeuvre brigades. Proably more since the Russian terrain is as good defensively.

Who has that much and what difference would better defensive terrain do? Also, tell me how the offensive would progress in those both terrain situations?

>Russia has no military, especially post 2008.
>They aren't eminently capable in mechanized, maneuver warfare.
>Russia only has nukes.
Strawmen everywhere.
I also note you haven't made any response to other points made. I'll assume it's because you're working backwards from the point you wanted to reach.

>mfw funland denied access to nato because trump doesn't want to upset his best new buttbuddy by taking in any more of countries from their "sphere of interest".
thanks guys it was nice knowing you
made it to almost 100 years of independence
enjoy spectating winter war 2: winter harder

A neighbor who agree with you on many foreign relationships, but will eat you alive in time and under certain circumstances. Kinda like this.
Some think they are friend or don't think about them at all. Some just don't like them.

are you really afraid of us or it is only memes as usual?

this is really nice
I hope we all can become friends soon
Russians are culturally Europeans and it breaks my heart that we are currently enemies

didn't know that we are actual enemies Hans...

it's an illusion to think they'll be friends for long

sooner or later the russian and american interests collide and it won't be long until trump looks like a weak faggot because he gives in to russian demands

This picture breaks my heart as well.

You could steamroller them if you wanted and without Nato backing they'd be fucked. Don't know enough about the situation to say if you'd ever want to do that though. The Ukraine situation has everyone on edge which is one of the reasons I'm glad Clinton didn't win, that would have been a long bloody war

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The world is turning into a multipolar one so America is going to look weaker in any way. At least with Trump it will look like their sane choice, and not because they're loosing their influence.

Don't trust Germans, they are crafty people. Remember what happened last time?

The world keeps batching that we stick our noses in everything and then when we back up a bit they bitch, we need to focus on us for a while

>Russians are culturally Europeans

>They whine too much in the internet.
lol

well our media sure acts as if russia was the enemy

pls no bully

>they bitch
The world isn't a unified society, different countries have different interests, there always will be somebody who will be bitching about all your steps on the global scene no matter what.

We still no.1 buds though?

By world I meant the e.u. they don't know what they want

I guess the problem with the EU is that Brussels politicians don't represent the will of European people, so it's either bitching from politicians or people.

Russia has the economy of the Benelux. There is no reason to suck up to them.